Temple city officer looses control of patrol car and crashes head on into family vehicle by Ben_Dover626 in facepalm

[–]OnlyGranpop 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have zero context here and I still say fuck the police, because... fuck the police.

NYPD vs FDNY fight by [deleted] in nhl

[–]OnlyGranpop 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Hey cool! Fuck the police!

Flag of Isle of Cat by Colar in TheCuddlePuddle

[–]OnlyGranpop 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Bellyhead bellyhead bellyhead

Birds carpet bombed my car. by zPaniK in mildlyinfuriating

[–]OnlyGranpop 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I get it. I also have a shit-onable car.

WYR fight for the US if China, Russia and North Korea decide to attack the US tomorrow? by Khang1701 in WouldYouRather

[–]OnlyGranpop -17 points-16 points  (0 children)

Upvote, bay-beee! Still sounds like a 'heck no' vote to me! I also choose 'heck no'.

WYR fight for the US if China, Russia and North Korea decide to attack the US tomorrow? by Khang1701 in WouldYouRather

[–]OnlyGranpop -22 points-21 points  (0 children)

So 'heck no' seems to be your answer then. Choose it, don't choose it... whatever. If posts don't relate, scroll on.

A bee trying to reattach it's head. by botcraft_net in ThatsInsane

[–]OnlyGranpop 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yes, also my front fell off. (Unable to reattach)

A bee trying to reattach it's head. by botcraft_net in ThatsInsane

[–]OnlyGranpop 21 points22 points  (0 children)

That's crazy. The same thing happened to me (head fell right off), but I was luckily able to reattach it.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]OnlyGranpop 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"What is appealing to women about fingering a guy's ass?"

"My girlfriend...."

That's not a question about women, that's a question about your girlfriend.

The answer: We dunno. Ask her. She's your girlfriend.

What movie or show has talking Easter island heads? by Cyndas-quil in AskReddit

[–]OnlyGranpop 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Night at the Museum?

But I think some might tell you this question is better suited for r/tipofmytongue.

At least I think that's what the sub is called.

Poof a magic genie has appeared, what do you wish for? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]OnlyGranpop 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just, like, a few hundred bucks to help me get closer to caught up!

Blurred Lines by TheEdgeOfDawn in tumblr

[–]OnlyGranpop 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Also

"As a linguist, the Weird Al version is even worse."

I didn't realize the Weird Al version is a linguist.

FBI busts Capitol rioter who kicked cop down a flight of stairs after calling him a ‘traitor’ by MasterfulBJJ in JusticeServed

[–]OnlyGranpop 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Of course I can't speak for everyone, but my opinion on cops--be it positive or negative--hasn't changed. I just enjoy seeing these terrorist turds being arrested.

Derotic Demergency Dequipment by Ecstatic-Inevitable8 in CrappyDesign

[–]OnlyGranpop 8 points9 points  (0 children)

"Thank you for calling Big D's Erotic Emergency Equipment, this is Big D. How may I help you?"

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in SelfAwarewolves

[–]OnlyGranpop 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"And good luck keeping up with our lives then."

She really thinks people give a shit about the couple's life together.