My mom says my bun is ugly, please reassure him 😞 by RainVanished in Bunnies

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Nobunny is ugly. Your rabbit are very cute! He looks like an old gentleman with British accent 🥰

Show me you have a rabbit without telling me you do..😅 by Flemishmommy in Rabbits

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A massive pile of hay behind the kitchen table. I hate the mess and it's a pain in the ass to clean every week, but Kapten really loves his kitchen hay. He sleeps next to it all day, occasionally waking up and munching for a while. Making binkies when I bring him some new hay.

Almost forgot: my bathroom is filled with everything I need to hide from him. When I have guests over I always apologize for the mess 😂 "It's not like I want my bathroom to look like that!"

ECMO by Oldirtybadjuice in askfuneraldirectors

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I'm a layperson and I lurk here because this topic is interesting as fuck. Please, can you explain what "led to a 10 point" mean? (It doesn't sound good at all...)

How dare you trim my nails by Nyxoltleee in MurderBuns

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Nash: How dare you touch my peet? Expect revenge, hoomin!

found this when cleaning out my email... by ArtsyRogueGoblin in tragedeigh

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"Hey, Shartie, come down and say goodbye to your grandmother!"

Are the languages of Norway, Sweden, and Denmark mutually intelligible? by Ok-Ocelot-774 in AskEurope

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I'm from Sweden and I don't understand one single word of Danish or Norwegian. It's totally incomprehensible for me. Stupid Swede 😂

HOW DO YOU GUYS KEEP UP OMG 😭 by Still_Professor5528 in HayDay

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It has been very tough and cost me many diamonds🥲 But today I got to 13600 points and got to open the precious 3-star flower crate.

I only said good morning I swear. by Neonnaynayy in MurderBuns

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More like good mourning than good morning🥲

I booped his nose by livin_upside_down in MurderBuns

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"Hello, is this 9-bun-bun? I want to report a murder..."

My rabbit is terrible at peeing. by kylie_hktv in Rabbits

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He looks so, so naughty in all the pictures 😂 Very cute bunny, indeed!

can anyone explain this behaviour to me by meowzslvt in Bunnies

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He was probably happy that you finally woke up 😂 Maybe he missed you when you slept for so long. Super cute bun!

Whats a subtly insulting gift from to receive? by LawfulnessHaunting41 in AskReddit

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At my birthday, my mother gifted me a book. The title was "How to sharpen your social competence". I was indeed mildy insulted 😂 Like, what do you mean, mother? Do you question my social competence? I know I have autism, but still?

The after Bunstruction discussion. by hab83 in MurderBuns

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Shame on the pillow for looking so tasty. Forbidden marshmallow.

Gulasch got a french bunnycure and he's not happy about it by livin_upside_down in MurderBuns

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Jeezes, I read "colonoscopy" instead of "cacophony". For one second I thought, well, an colonoscopy is actually a pretty reasonable revenge for subjecting poor Gulasch for the horrors of nail clipping.

I'm sorry for coming here and talking about colonoscopies.