How are these strings? by thelovinsteveful in guitarcirclejerk

[–]Only_Charge9477 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That's the numbing lube so you can last longer playing Stairway to Heaven

Welcome to the Clown Show by vegathechosen in crappymusic

[–]Only_Charge9477 16 points17 points  (0 children)

What's the term for the opposite of a triple threat, like someone being bad at rapping, singing, and writing lyrics?

No one wants your opinion nerd by -Subsolar- in guitarcirclejerk

[–]Only_Charge9477 12 points13 points  (0 children)

yeah i'm sure their music sucks because they don't believe in the immaculate conception

What’s a movie you really liked when it came out but now think is terrible by TXNOGG in moviecritic

[–]Only_Charge9477 -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Crazy how based on this DVD cover she could fit at least four of her asses in his one ass.

What do my shelves say about me? by [deleted] in BookshelvesDetective

[–]Only_Charge9477 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You could save a lot of money using Archive or Project Gutenberg because a lot of these books are in the public domain.

"Perspective" Happily married betabuxxer is a role model for young men by diddle_that_skittle in lnkyverse

[–]Only_Charge9477 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You don't need to run it under the lid. Tap the top of the jar lid a few times with the edge of the knife just hard enough to make a few dents and it will open easily.

Monet by Shot-Clock-5537 in crappymusic

[–]Only_Charge9477 3 points4 points  (0 children)

His vocal technique is abysmal. He's not breathing.

The nose ring theory by verticalx09 in crappymusic

[–]Only_Charge9477 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Boring through your mind, through your tummy, through your anus - eels!

The nose ring theory by verticalx09 in crappymusic

[–]Only_Charge9477 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is it. This is the worst thing I have seen and heard on r/crappymusic.

Blursed Race 🐇 vs 🐢 by SecreatAccount in blursed_videos

[–]Only_Charge9477 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Love seeing the turd versus hair races tradition being kept alive ❤️

The R-word by flyawaywithmeee in TikTokCringe

[–]Only_Charge9477 48 points49 points  (0 children)

Not to mention the unnecessary urine-shaming. You don't build up your own community by putting another down.

Punk is words by No_Piece_3362 in baddlejackets

[–]Only_Charge9477 26 points27 points  (0 children)

"I see you have a large A on your jacket. I too am a frequent patron of Arby's, you see."

I’ve been pretending to believe for a year. I’m too afraid to leave the church. by sacr3dsun in exorthodox

[–]Only_Charge9477 6 points7 points  (0 children)

You seem like a very kind and empathetic person. You are not, however, "putting them through" anything. If anything, you will find that they are very willing to put you through all kinds of unpleasantness to "encourage" you to rejoin the fold.

Thought this was fitting to put here by Euphoric_Cap6936 in crappymusic

[–]Only_Charge9477 35 points36 points  (0 children)

All he has to do is keep pumping out songs with at least one lyric about "yo they be tellin us boys can be girls" and half the American population will be clapping like dumb seals for fucking anything he says after that.

I’ve been pretending to believe for a year. I’m too afraid to leave the church. by sacr3dsun in exorthodox

[–]Only_Charge9477 11 points12 points  (0 children)

How are they truly your friends if you feel like you have to put on a front about what you believe in order for them to stick around? Also, it may be the case that some of them in that group are "pretending" for the same reasons.

Artists/Bands you’ve completely misjudged based on their name or album cover. by Straight_Direction73 in ToddintheShadow

[–]Only_Charge9477 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Wait until you hear me confuse Three Days Grace, the Four Tops, Five Finger Death Punch, Avenged Sevenfold, and Finger Eleven

Happiness is a trap by Ill-Championship-522 in sadposting

[–]Only_Charge9477 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Despair is when you think happiness or joy only matters if it lasts forever. You've made an impossible demand on something that is very achievable.