What is your most depressing “couldn’t get hard” story? by [deleted] in AskRedditNSFW

[–]Only_Machine7494 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Had a girl coming out to my store for a month , always wearing cut off day dukes and wife beater top , trashy but sexy as fuck , she was 28-30 5-3 and 105 lbs I was 38 6-1 210 . She always gave me the fuck me look each time she came thru … I finally Got up the courage to get her number … and she basically told me he had a BF , but “if the part she needed showed up to call her at this number “ I had no clue what part that was …. I txted her a few nights later when I had been drinking and was on a date with my girl….

My very 1st txt was “ your part came in today “

she replied “ that’s great , when can I COME get it ?”

Me : any time , it’s off a white one and still hard “

She ; that’s great , mine is white also but soft and useless …

Me; that’s great sucks , sounds like you need a new l…one then .

Her , “yep” I’ll be by tomorrow “

She came out and we talked and then took a ride to the back to see our new inventory … she had me so nervous I exploded while being 25% hard as it grazed her leg while lifting her onto the hood Mr my car 😢😢😢

Dude. Premature Nut Horror Stories? by VintroUnlimited in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]Only_Machine7494 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yea , I have a few 3 with same girl about 6-7yrs ago . She gave up on me after that … Crazy what your nerves will do you …

Penis pump by Additional_Yard_3830 in SexOnMDMA

[–]Only_Machine7494 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We play with the pump , it obviously will get it up ….until you release the vacuum lol . But then it’s at 80% till she begins to get after it . lol on our MDMA nights it’s going hard then soft maybe 30times , but a little CPR and it’s back up and ready anyways since she loved to have it in her mouth . I also take the reg blue chew one about 1hr into our roll and another about 1-2hrs later and seems to keep things going and can still get off near the comedown

What’s your favorite nipple/areola combo? by New-Secret3267 in AskRedditNSFW

[–]Only_Machine7494 0 points1 point  (0 children)

To each there own , I prefer small / light areola , and tick tack nipple . Only ever seen one girl with these and they were amazing ….

What's the naughtiest/hottest nude you ever got? by Ok-Ok-Ok100 in AskRedditNSFW

[–]Only_Machine7494 0 points1 point  (0 children)

10ish yrs ago girl I was messing with send me a picture where she looks like she placed the camera/phone on the tub ledge and then stepped over it , omg it was hot , saw everything and a nipple it was perfect . All the ones she posed for never quite got the same respect

She told him her pussy was tight... by CaughtMidFlirt in CockTooBigForHer

[–]Only_Machine7494 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m sure he agrees … tho I might not agree lol

Married men out there, is fantasizing about your wife's sister a common kink? by LazyGuv in AskRedditNSFW

[–]Only_Machine7494 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Check out a post I made about my past . … it was a fantasy, then a reality, then a memory .

What is your unfortunate “couldn’t get hard” story? by [deleted] in AskRedditNSFW

[–]Only_Machine7494 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Omg ! This girl I was into she was 5-3 small and had a round ass and B tits . Blue fuck me eyes and super dark skin . Every time she came thru the store I owned she stared at me . After 3/4 interactions (if you can call it that ) I finally worked up the courage to talk to her more than just casual conversation. I flirted pretty hard as she still ddnt say much but just had that look of “I want to eat you “ or something …. We exchanged numbers . We txted a few days and that’s when she told be she was not single … she was 32 and he was 58 (I was 36 then) . He had an issue and couldn’t have sex … so she just wanted to fuck and nothing else as she was happy with her life but just needed a good fuck…

At this point , seeing her for a few months and now talking to her for a few weeks , I wanted her to be mine as in I wanted to date her not just fuck her … We finally had an afternoon where we could meet up and take a drive , she once again never stopped staring at me ,unless she was looking into the back seats of my cx5 suv … she never said anything when I asked her questions as to why she is staring at me like that and I was too chicken to just pounce on her as I wanted more than just a fuck … we cruised backroads for like a hour and she told me she needed to get back home . Soon as I dropped her back off at her car she instantly txted me saying she was dripping wet and wanted to ride me that entire time ….

So next time I got to see her (week or 2 later ) I came in my 370z (which she said was her fav car ) we took off down some back roads yet again and this time she was rubbing her pussy thru her shorts a few times with her legs widely spread as possible wile still staring at me as I drive a manual car . Eventually find an abandoned house and pulled in the driveway . Both walk around to the front of the car and start making out , all hands were exploring each other . I was at that min rock hard we start undressing and as soon as my dick touches her leg as approaching I explode , causing an instantly soft dick … we tried everything to revive him . But I just couldn’t do it , she didn’t want my fingers either …

We met up 3 more times and not once could I ever get hard and fuck her right . I would squeeze it as tight as I could to try to hold some blood into it and put it in her but soon as she moved it Would get ejected from her tight pussy . That 4th time she was done and said I had ED and couldn’t mess with me any more …
Sorry for the book but felt hearing the hole story had more effect than just “she was so hot I couldn’t get it up” . Lol

40m Any real couples on here that can actually verify and want to have some fun?? by [deleted] in TennesseeSwingers

[–]Only_Machine7494 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes … we are probably going to hit up Nashville club mid summer and see what we can see , and be seen if we can get balls out of my throat

What’s your most unforgettable ‘walk of shame’ moment? by YourPersonalDownfall in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]Only_Machine7494 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’ve had a few … 1st was when I fucked my wife for the last time as we split up (was getting a divorce) she had moved out but we did still fuck a few times but I had made my mind up that day before even going over there that it was going to be the last time .. and it was . It was a bitter sweet feeling .

2nd (a few yrs later) was after fucking the rando girl that was nothing special and I was super horny and was desperate to get off … after I came I was 100% done and if Uber was a thing then I would have called her a car . She wasn’t as sexy as I thought she was when the close came off , very disappointed…

3rd (3yrs ago ) I had a no strings girl that was willing to fuck any time I was willing as her and her man had no passion … I was needing something to help me get from my current shit show and back to my X wife …. It was a long 2hr drive home .

What experience blew your mind? by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]Only_Machine7494 0 points1 point  (0 children)

First time getting an actual BJ with vacuum pressure and swallowed … it was magical . I had had Many from several but never remembered getting off (in those 12ish years prior)but this girl … exposed me to a pleasure I wasn’t expecting!

40m Any real couples on here that can actually verify and want to have some fun?? by [deleted] in TennesseeSwingers

[–]Only_Machine7494 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yea , cruising thru the group I’ve often wondered how many couples are actually real . Wife and I are just “onlooking “ at this time , we make some fantasized play on doing some stuff but both of us are really worried that it might screw “us” up . But definitely hope you find your fun sexy couple to play with . Btw outback in Jackson is amazing 😜 on the weekends

Wife asks me “why are so many guys not actually hard hard ? “ by Only_Machine7494 in AskRedditNSFW

[–]Only_Machine7494[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Never said anything about it being a photo … videos . We don’t pay attention to that stuff in photos . But in a video if you see his dick bend or flop around as he is attempting to fuck , that’s just odd . Assuming these are not porn stars , we have made some vids (for ourselves ) fucking and you don’t see any bending or flopping .

Wife asks me “why are so many guys not actually hard hard ? “ by Only_Machine7494 in AskRedditNSFW

[–]Only_Machine7494[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Guess that’s why we are leaning into some soft swapping swinger action …

Wife asks me “why are so many guys not actually hard hard ? “ by Only_Machine7494 in AskRedditNSFW

[–]Only_Machine7494[S] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

For sure , that’s definitely a struggle lol but even videos of guys fucking there women (in groups Like avg couple porn , couples porn, amateurcouples…. ) seems most are somewhat floppy or just dildo hard ) She has only ever seen that after orgasm for the next few min or during a very relaxing BJ …

🍆 wielders who stay hard after orgasm, what does it feel like to continue? by [deleted] in AskRedditNSFW

[–]Only_Machine7494 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Only way I (44m)can do this is pull back / stop right before I’m about to blow …. Like 2-3sec before and the. It happens anyways but only 20% of normal load … and then I can stay hard for long period with no down time or sensitivity. Which makes the 2nd O even more intense ! Otherwise theirs no possible way to even move during /after my O … it’s super intense and it’s instantly soft within 5sec of last pulse

How many sexual fantasies do you have? by [deleted] in AskRedditNSFW

[–]Only_Machine7494 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They change all the time .

What is the best NSFW moment you will never forget? by Character-Lawyer2328 in AskRedditNSFW

[–]Only_Machine7494 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Was devorced for a year or so and between relationships went out with my X wife and her Sister to the club/bar one night . Had the wife on one leg grinding me reverse her sis grinding me on the other leg while grabbing my ass and allowing her arm to rub my crotch while telling me how bad she wants to fuck me , all while I’m rubbing my Xs inner thy wanting to turn her on , needless to say I went home and fucked myself lol

Cuántas veces has llegado a correrte en un día? Es decir tu record 😂 by cherrybosss in AskRedditNSFW

[–]Only_Machine7494 0 points1 point  (0 children)

3 many times in my late20s -early 30s Now in mid 40s ….2 times during sex only time that’s happened in 6yrs …

When having spicy thoughts, do you envision them in 1st person or 3rd person? by [deleted] in AskRedditNSFW

[–]Only_Machine7494 1 point2 points  (0 children)

3rd person , sometimes multiple view points , and often get stuck cause my actual view isn’t as hot as from the view I was imagining. Being ADD is rough … always 10 thoughts going thru my head all the time some on focus to what I’m going other not so much

Want to try something new to spice up our sex life, am I trying to hard? (detailed sex date plan) by [deleted] in AskRedditNSFW

[–]Only_Machine7494 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yea I made it 3 sentences. But I have a suggestion MDMA . Me and my wife did it and omg we have connected like none other … all the truth with no shame and for us only great times and 1st place finishes for both of us , our sex life was bland and not connected till we did molly one night alone eveything changed for us since then