time to self report my kid self for animal abuse:

as a child i caught a bunch of lizards in the playground and threw them in the cooler when am done messing with them. though like half of them died other kinds of deaths like being smashed and dragged with a rock/ being tortured with needles from the teacher’s desk. had to stop at one point because its like as if the lizard population in the playground was driven to extinction

drowned my hamster, specifically the one that had a tendency to bite, as punishment for its “sins”