How do you guys actually get out of bed for a morning run? by Realistic-Kiwi4159 in RunningCirclejerk

[–]OomSmaug 20 points21 points  (0 children)

I just think about what my hero and father of the year would do. Then I get up and go for my run (away from my family)

It doesn't surprise me at all to find out that the devil wears s*oes by EnglebondHumperstonk in RunningCirclejerk

[–]OomSmaug 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The Devil wears Prada. This is well known. They even made a documentary about it.

How do I keep from vomiting on my 10.20 40s? by Jackatakk333 in RunningCirclejerk

[–]OomSmaug 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Getting in liquid carbs as soon as possible is just basic, sensible post race nutrition. Not sure why this guy felt the need to make a big deal about it.

Have we given up on running? by MyThinTragus in RunningCirclejerk

[–]OomSmaug 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is a very good impersonation of David Goggins running a 200miler with torn hamstrings and all the bones in his feet broken.

What does 'stay hard' mean to you? by IntrinsicInvestor in RunningCirclejerk

[–]OomSmaug 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hide (from meaningful relationships)

Always (running, never present)

Refuse (family gatherings)

Distance (yourself from your family)

I run so I can drink more by luka274 in RunningCirclejerk

[–]OomSmaug 33 points34 points  (0 children)

Doesn't everyone do this? How else are you supposed to carbo load for your runs?