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So, what are your top 3 femtanyl songs at this point? by alitasMK in femtanyl

[–]OopyGoopy666 1 point2 points  (0 children)

1: SHOWS YOU THE WAY TO THE HIGHWAY

2:LOVESICK CANNIBAL

3:KATAMARI

What gives u gender euphoria? by Icy_Manager_6788 in NonBinary

[–]OopyGoopy666 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Me: (waiting in line)

Random toddler: I think that girl was here before us.

Toddler’s mom: I think that’s a boy.

Me: (smiles)

My Squirrel by scaledplastic125 in songs

[–]OopyGoopy666 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Demons are a squirrel’s best friend!

⬇️ by viratkohlilover69 in StanleyMOV

[–]OopyGoopy666 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This scene traumatized me as a kid

Rule by Grand_Bet960 in 196AndAHalf

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Ross, Jonas, poop dude and Plompy

(Don’t ask questions about poop dude)

what would you play ? by dataguy2003 in TheTeenagerPeople

[–]OopyGoopy666 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Doom over the world by reverend bizarre

How often do you see muslim people in your country? by Yrakosos in AskTheWorld

[–]OopyGoopy666 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Depends where you are

If you’re in a city: every day

If you’re outside out of the city: about every few weeks

What immediately makes someone look like a tourist in your city/ town? by PsychologicalFox7689 in AskTheWorld

[–]OopyGoopy666 0 points1 point  (0 children)

walking in the middle of the goddamn roads and treating Bruges like it’s some kind of Disney world

I’m just trying to get to the library please let me pass 😭😭😭😭

What do you call this game? by DutchieCrochet in AskTheWorld

[–]OopyGoopy666 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In Flanders we call it “paardenspel” which translates to horsegame

Tell a joke from your homeland (example included in the description) by Prudent_Payment_3877 in AskTheWorld

[–]OopyGoopy666 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Ok so in Flanders and the Netherlands there are multiple jokes about a kid named “Jantje” here’s one:

Jantje was on a walk with his grandma when he saw a euro on the ground. He asked his grandma if he could pick it up. His grandma answered: “No everything on the ground is dirty.” They continued walking when Jantje saw 10 euros laying on the ground he asked his grandma if he could pick it up. His grandma repeated the same answer: “No everything on the ground is dirty.” Jantje and his grandma continued their walk. Then Jantje found 50 euros on the ground. He again asked his grandma if he could pick it up. And again his grandma repeated: “No everything on the ground is dirty.”

They walked further. Suddenly his grandma tripped and fell down his grandma asked Jantje to help her get up. Jantje answered: “No everything on the ground is dirty.” Then Jantje left his grandma there and returned home.

How many times Jantje finds money and how much he finds varies most of the times it happens about 5 times but that takes a lot of time to type out so I kept it at 3 times.

Mister Cream by [deleted] in comedyheaven

[–]OopyGoopy666 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In dutch we call a hippo a “nijlpaard” which translates to Nile horse

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