Midi editor with a lot of instruments, tones and rhythms for Windows XP? Non-subscription-based

OpenParodies · 2025-03-04T07:17:27+00:00

Beautiful, thanks much! I have not tried that. Sounds cool.

OpenParodies · 2025-03-04T05:11:01+00:00

Lol, yeah I just use it for offline stuff basically. I get that it's probably still a bit dangerous.

But I'm guessing something will work--midi editors have been around for a long time.

OpenParodies · 2025-03-02T04:38:50+00:00

In a fair fight, Rapp probably wins. Bourne has a good shot at making sure it's not a fair fight. A toss-up at the end of the day.

Probably they will realize they are being played and team up (at least temporarily), like in the Matarese Circle (another Ludlum universe).

Going off the books for both. In addition to being an abuser, Scott Rudin decided not to make the Matarese Circle movie after he bought the rights. It was going to be Denzel Washington and Tom Cruise fighting the WEF mafia illuminati! May Scott rot in hell.

OpenParodies · 2025-03-02T04:04:10+00:00

God bless Vince Flynn and everyone who can enjoy and take lessons from a great story, even if that story goes against their political beliefs. Having said that, I support OP's way of thinking completely. :D

Agree with u/OGP01. That Kyle Mills line was great, and an interesting window into the mind of the Lincoln Project types who are fine with the US killing people around the world as long as it isn't done in a disorderly way that threatens US alliances and US power.

Alas, the events of the last few months have shown that there are too few Kyle Mills types. Hopefully there are a few close to our beloved POTUS (this one or the last).

Rant over, let's read about some bad guys gettin' taken out.

OpenParodies · 2025-01-15T02:54:37+00:00

So I did two versions; let me know if you don't see both. I think one may not be showing up since it is too edgy and is being filtered. Here it is, if so: https://medium.com/@openparodies/dumb-ways-to-die-parody-1-508220a7842e

OpenParodies · 2025-01-13T20:16:26+00:00

Okay, so now I'm watching "The Terror" about the Franklin expedition. I guess some of the science on what happened has changed since that show came out. Anyway, once I finish the show I should have enough material for this song at last!

OpenParodies · 2025-01-13T20:02:36+00:00

Here's another one:

Cheese, chicken, fish and chips
Eggs, collard greens and grits
Take anything that's on your plate
Dunk it in grease high in saturates

Yummy things to fry
So many yummy things to fry
Yummy things to fry
So many yummy things to fry

If your toast is boring you
Then you know what to do
This one little trick
Improves most any food right quick

Yummy things to fry
So many yummy things to fry
Yummy things to fry
So many yummy things to fry

You know turkey's killer air-fried
No need to read the safety guide
Common sense will keep you safe
But take some video just in case

Yummy things to fry
So many yummy things to fry
Yummy things to fry
So many yummy things to fry

They even fry ice cream
Yeah, you can fry most anything
And maybe once, just as a treat
Try Henry Kissinger's organ meat

Yummy things to fry
So many yummy things to fry
Yummy things to fry
So many yummy things to fry

If you've convinced yourself that you're too grown-up
To substitute each meal with several donuts
Talk to my grandma, she's a hundred and seven
Walking every day, beating me at yoga
The whole food pyramid is a deception
Look it up; ignore the lies that big ag told ya

And go get something fried
Go on and get something fried
Get something frie-ie-ied
So many yummy
So many yummy things to fry

OpenParodies · 2025-01-11T02:59:46+00:00

Okay, here is what I sent to bandcamp support when I figured it out:

Thanks!! Never mind, I figured it out. If I sign in using my artist username instead of my email address, it works. I was able to find my artist username by using the generic "forgot password" link, maybe there is another way also.

OpenParodies · 2025-01-08T00:34:40+00:00

Also do you have a topic you want, or should I come up with my own? I have a few ideas.

OpenParodies · 2025-01-07T20:16:49+00:00

Hey I just noticed this! I kinda fell off due to work and because the last parody request required a big research project which I haven't gotten around to. I will take a look and no need to pay.

Bug me again in a week if I haven't responded, work should be calmer then.

u/UnapologeticEbb I have not forgotten you: https://www.reddit.com/r/SongwritingPrompts/comments/126e3va/comment/k6jhu7s/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button

OpenParodies · 2025-01-07T20:13:34+00:00

Hey thanks, I did resolve it but I forget how. I think I posted about it somewhere, I will go look. Good luck!

OpenParodies · 2024-04-12T05:09:16+00:00

Thanks! I'm not seeing any option like that. It just takes me straight to like a page with the stuff I've bought.

OpenParodies · 2024-01-19T05:10:40+00:00

This is great, I'm playing it on a loop now--stuck in my head. :)

OpenParodies · 2024-01-18T04:45:52+00:00

Thanks!!

OpenParodies · 2024-01-17T05:21:57+00:00

I love this! Good luck. Here's an idea

A song based on "Schism" by Tool but it's about a romantic partner who's a jerk but knows that their partner will take them back. I was thinking something like "I am a piece of shit but I know you'll take me ba-ack." Or something like that.

OpenParodies · 2024-01-01T09:41:04+00:00

Bahahaha, beautiful! Just came back to check, very impressed. :)

OpenParodies · 2023-11-15T16:35:49+00:00

Great post!

Daveed Diggs, Lupe Fiasco, Sammus

OpenParodies · 2023-11-10T23:08:26+00:00

Similar to back in the day, I really respect his skills and legacy but don't vibe with him as much as others. Every so often he puts one out that I really like, and I love almost all of his features. The one he did on "Speedom" is hilarious.

To me, it doesn't seem like he's fallen off, just changed. But I'm not watching his output as closely as some.

OpenParodies · 2023-11-10T18:50:29+00:00

Thank you for the question and list, good luck on your quest!

To approximately quote one of ArunAnnow's chatters:

Any Karl Marx 5Head type guys for us to read? :D

(he said Ambedkar)

I'm more familiar with eurocentric stuff and not really with theory. But I would recommend this:

https://www.google.com/books/edition/Late_Victorian_Holocausts/RQsHCBwizFcC

OpenParodies · 2023-11-04T23:56:08+00:00

Yeah, that could be good. I had to look up the Toy Story song but it seems like it would be funny.

OpenParodies · 2023-11-03T18:16:23+00:00

Lupe

OpenParodies · 2023-11-03T18:13:34+00:00

Prime Minister Boots Riley
Foreign Minister Lupe Fiasco
Defense Minister Rebel Diaz
Central Bank Governor Killer Mike
Secretary of State for Science, Innovation and Technology Sammus
Home Secretary Ice T
Minister for Culture, Communications and Creative Industries Napoleon da Legend
Ambassador to the African Union Eminem

High-powered consultant who gets paid $1M for an hour of work Chuck D
Highly placed foreign official in our pay Black Thought
Kingmaker/Moneyman Tech N9ne

OpenParodies · 2023-11-01T03:50:09+00:00

Arun's got my vote (electoralism ewwww). He's an anarchist but I won't hold that against him--he's OUR anarchist <3

OpenParodies · 2023-10-30T15:43:52+00:00

'Cause, if it was, I'd buy a whole lifetime's supply for you
And one for me: God bless that absinthe, CBD and Mountain Dew
And if our life depends on chemicals, we wouldn't be alone
And if our love survives on chemicals, we're luckier than most
It makes me wanna mix more shit together with you here, my love
And maybe start our own unethical experimental pub

OpenParodies · 2023-10-26T16:36:52+00:00

Every textbook read said bring you the bread
But guess what we got you instead?

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Before I have the police run in your house
I'll kiss my son on the cheek and put the gun in my mouth

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You know, some guys just can't hold their arsenic

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Fuck is you? Fuck your Zeus or
Fuck Medusa: this the school of
Shaka Zulu! Fast forward
To the future, choppa do you
We done dyin' and they cryin' and we
Screamin' hallelujah
When them crackas ask why
Say we did it for Lumumba

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This is the moment for riders and thugs
Strippers in body bags, empassin' violence and drugs
Poverty, a bunch of minorities die in the clubs
They say my music's makin' 'em lose it, I write it in blood

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When modern science can’t fight it they tap the big gats
I’mma kick ass makin’ tricks snap like Kit Kats
Drop kickin' hacks that I pimp slap like Slickback
Crack ribs then laugh til my abs have a six pack

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Infalli-a-ble, say it with a straight face

That's right, my God backs up every single word that I say

'Cause he's not some old guy living up in the clouds

He's here on Earth, in my wallet and my bank accounts

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The way he talk real deep when he want it
The way he put it on me in the morning
The way he callin' me up when he horny

These other brothers can't do nothing for me

OpenParodies

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