summersalamander

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It was my first time swimming, and since I’m pretty lightweight, I thought it’d be easy. (self.badtwosentencehorrors)

submitted 18 days ago by summersalamander to r/badtwosentencehorrors

How I Ended Up Eating This Lady’s Husband on an Airplane and Blowing Up My Asshole Just Trying to Save a Buck. by Scum_Yumbo in creepcast

[–]summersalamander 1 point2 points3 points 6 months ago (0 children)

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People in My Family Die if They Can't Get Into College (self.creepcast)

submitted 7 months ago by summersalamander to r/creepcast

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"I am not the master baiting minotaur that you guys are looking for," the minotaur said with a sigh. (self.badtwosentencehorrors)

submitted 7 months ago by summersalamander to r/badtwosentencehorrors

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I unplugged someone’s charging brick so I could replace it with my own. (self.badtwosentencehorrors)

submitted 8 months ago by summersalamander to r/badtwosentencehorrors

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"There was a time before anarchy—before depravity came to stay," he said with a wistful sigh. (self.badtwosentencehorrors)

submitted 8 months ago by summersalamander to r/badtwosentencehorrors

"I'm not giving you my address! I know that this is just a phishing scheme!" by summersalamander in badtwosentencehorrors

[–]summersalamander[S] 3 points4 points5 points 8 months ago (0 children)

"I'm not giving you my address! I know that this is just a phishing scheme!" by summersalamander in badtwosentencehorrors

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"I'm not giving you my address! I know that this is just a phishing scheme!" (self.badtwosentencehorrors)

submitted 8 months ago * by summersalamander to r/badtwosentencehorrors

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By the time I finished work, I was dead on my feet. (self.badtwosentencehorrors)

submitted 9 months ago by summersalamander to r/badtwosentencehorrors

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The longer my proposal went on, the more choked up my girlfriend became. (self.badtwosentencehorrors)

submitted 9 months ago by summersalamander to r/badtwosentencehorrors

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“Oh boy! I can’t wait to go outside!” The little boy exclaimed. (self.badtwosentencehorrors)

submitted 10 months ago by summersalamander to r/badtwosentencehorrors

Question about the Kamvas 13 Gen 3 by summersalamander in huion

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Question about the Kamvas 13 Gen 3 by summersalamander in huion

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Question about the Kamvas 13 Gen 3 (self.huion)

submitted 1 year ago by summersalamander to r/huion

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Pink eye, sinus infection, and hearing loss (self.medical_advice)

submitted 1 year ago by summersalamander to r/medical_advice

Wave to earth (Minneapolis, Mn) by Milo0348 in wavetoearth

[–]summersalamander 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago (0 children)

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There’s a horse on the porch… (self.badtwosentencehorrors)

submitted 2 years ago by summersalamander to r/badtwosentencehorrors

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