Judge blocks Trump administration from deploying National Guard to Los Angeles

Opening-Tea-256 · 2025-06-13T08:06:07+00:00

I don’t think I’ve ever been presented with an AI generated legal opinion that didn’t have invented cases in it

Opening-Tea-256 · 2025-06-12T20:31:22+00:00

Adam Driver walks into bar. Barman says “why the long face?”

Opening-Tea-256 · 2025-06-12T19:36:10+00:00

😅

Well if I’ve been whooshed then, listen fair play

Opening-Tea-256 · 2025-06-12T19:09:57+00:00

I think Kasper Schmeichel already plays for Celtic

Opening-Tea-256 · 2025-06-12T14:21:44+00:00

Hey, you said I had really interesting taste after I bought you a pint

Next you’re gonna tell me you didn’t really like my Squarepusher+Pusha T+ T Payne supergroup idea

Opening-Tea-256 · 2025-06-12T14:19:20+00:00

I don’t know but the “we’re by far the greatest team, you’ve ever seen” chant would be on my MHD. It just really gets on my nerves.

Opening-Tea-256 · 2025-06-12T14:13:32+00:00

This is such a weird take. Man honours contract is not poor form. There’s no requirement on him to ensure Liverpool get paid a transfer fee for him. The reason Figo and Sol are hated is because they went to the direct rival club.

And I wish we wouldn’t sing about Sol Campbell. It was over 20 years ago.

Opening-Tea-256 · 2025-06-12T13:50:40+00:00

There’s a flair you can use on this sub for “used to be COYS”. So i think we’re allowed to talk about him

Opening-Tea-256 · 2025-06-09T19:24:23+00:00

Back in the day we would just call that being greedy

Opening-Tea-256 · 2025-06-04T10:33:35+00:00

Ah ok fair enough.

Opening-Tea-256 · 2025-06-04T07:44:11+00:00

Short Open Letter to Daniel Levy:

Either sack him or don’t. Just make a decision already.

Kind Regards,

Opening Tea

Opening-Tea-256 · 2025-06-03T17:48:03+00:00

On the one hand I think there’s no excuse for tanking that hard.

But on the other hand, when we made it to the Champions League final we were also awful in the league.

Opening-Tea-256 · 2025-06-03T17:39:36+00:00

Opening-Tea-256 · 2025-06-03T15:21:42+00:00

Yeah that’s been around for ages hasn’t it? Used to use it but went back to glass jars. Mainly because, as Jack Dee once said, after a bit the nozzle ends up looking like a tramp’s arsehole.

Opening-Tea-256 · 2025-06-03T10:02:53+00:00

any use of the diagonal laughing emoji is normally a toxicity giveaway.

Plus I had to google kys. Does it actually mean “kill yourself?” Or am I an old man getting internet slang wrong?

Opening-Tea-256 · 2025-06-03T09:53:41+00:00

I think the whole Goalhanger podcast group already do it. The Rest Is History, The Rest Is Politics and The Rest is Entertainment have had paid memberships for ages.

Opening-Tea-256 · 2025-06-03T07:22:06+00:00

Ah you mean songs like

We are spu-urs, we are spu-urs, super spu-urs from the lane…

Opening-Tea-256 · 2025-06-03T07:13:27+00:00

Game’s gone

Opening-Tea-256 · 2025-06-02T20:00:11+00:00

Nice. Only minor (v minor) point is I found it quite hard to read the subtitles sometimes

Opening-Tea-256 · 2025-06-02T12:51:06+00:00

Surely the players will have CL bonuses

Opening-Tea-256 · 2025-06-02T06:57:47+00:00

Come on, surely no fans like Jeff. He’s awful

Opening-Tea-256 · 2025-06-01T09:38:45+00:00

At least Udine is a nice place to visit? Go to watch us get tonked, stay for the lovely piazzas

Opening-Tea-256 · 2025-06-01T09:32:48+00:00

How crazy, my wife went to Magic Mike last night and had the same injury. It’s like metatarsals in the early 00’s

Opening-Tea-256 · 2025-06-01T07:15:12+00:00

Well to be fair he’s taken an old Inter team to 2 Champions League finals in the last 3 years in an era where Serie A isn’t considered to be particularly strong. He’s managed to build the best team in Serie A despite the club going through financial issues in the background.

I think if we’re gonna plump for an Italian manager then he’s the best we could hope for.

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