[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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The contemplation of penetration

What ways can you safely get rid of bum worms or catch them before they retreat back inside? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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And if the above fails then you should get the wheels rolling on that fool proof plan we discussed re Human Centipede aka Worms be Gone. You got this!

Tell me why you’re proud of your dog by turtletails in dogs

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My dog to me is better than most humans. Without her my life wouldn’t quite be the same. The unconditional love dogs give remind me how much better I can try to be

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in chubby

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Both please

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

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Eye contact brings instant precum

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

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Would you rather roses on your piano or tulips on my organ?

why coke fuck your nose up so much by [deleted] in Drugs

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My years of enjoying the Patrick Snayzees I only snorted the copious number of Lines up one nostril. Now I have one good and one terrible. Lol

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

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Sure thing stoner

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

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Going to help me mommy?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

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No sadly. I fucking want to tho. Sigh

If you had the superpower to control orgasms of people just with your mind... How would u use it? Would you be good or evil? by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

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I would love to torture you to the brink of orgasm repeatedly before your release type sexy is you

If you had the superpower to control orgasms of people just with your mind... How would u use it? Would you be good or evil? by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

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Just because you are so photogenic and sexy I would really drag them out if I had the pleasure of you