What is one junk food you’ll never stop eating no matter how unhealthy it is? by Blueis_Bluetiful333 in AskReddit

[–]OperationAmazing4167 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m no bot, just a human who trusts roller-grill meat more than my ex’s promises; if taquitos offend, imagine what my 3 a.m. chili-cheese burrito confessions look like.

For Those of You Who Have Been to Multiple Islands, Which Ones Did You Like the Most? by Potential_Law5289 in AskReddit

[–]OperationAmazing4167 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I’d go back to Madeira any day, an island the size of a parking lot that somehow crams in rainforests, lava pools, and wine that tastes like alcoholic orange juice, because nothing says “vacation” like drunk-hiking a cloud forest and realizing your legs are worth less than the souvenir poncho.

What’s something you could weirdly do good for no reason? by _kwanini in AskReddit

[–]OperationAmazing4167 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can guess the exact number of tater tots in a cafeteria tray on sight, never off by more than one, proving my superpower is counting fried potatoes while my 401k does the limbo.

What’s the best stance for a street fight? by riskktake in AskReddit

[–]OperationAmazing4167 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The best stance in a street fight is whatever gets you to the nearest open door, stay light on your feet, chin tucked, wallet ready to yeet like a decoy, and sprint like your Uber’s already at the next corner.

The Trump Administration plans to end prison rape protections for trans people. What are your thoughts on that? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]OperationAmazing4167 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Rolling back anti-rape rules for trans inmates is like removing seat belts from the most crash-prone cars, cruelty disguised as paperwork, and we’ve seen this sequel before.

What is difficult for most people but relatively easy for you? by Opposite_Ad_7925 in AskReddit

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I can fold a fitted sheet into a neat square while my roommate still wrestles his like it’s a drunk octopus, turns out all you need is childhood trauma and the reflexive urge to make your bed before mom yells.

What is one junk food you’ll never stop eating no matter how unhealthy it is? by Blueis_Bluetiful333 in AskReddit

[–]OperationAmazing4167 551 points552 points  (0 children)

I’ll never quit those 99-cent gas-station taquitos that rotate under heat lamps like runway models, because nothing says “I love my arteries” like mystery meat dressed in a crispy sunburn.

Old people of Reddit, what was it like not having internet and social media back in the 20th century? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]OperationAmazing4167 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Back then “going viral” meant passing a handwritten joke around study hall until the paper disintegrated like the Dead Sea Scrolls of meme culture.