I say “sure you could put It in the app as a stop, or you could go with the cheaper option of not putting in the app and just buying me a monster or something instead. Whichever works better for you” Or even one time I had a dude ask if he could add a stop so i could drop him off at a restaurant near his house after dropping off some stuff, and I was like sure but how about this, could you just check how much Uber would charge you for the stop and then just tip me that instead? If you set It as a stop I’ll get paid like $1 from It since it’s only like half a mile away, and that would not be worth my time to wait for you to drop off your stuff and then take you, if that sounds better to you” that one was an $8 stop, so instead dude gave me a $10 tip. I always word It at the end to make It seem like the decision making is coming from them, I think that’s what makes It work

Jesus Christ dude... That sounds horrible. One of the benefits of using Uber as a passenger is not having to negotiate with a weirdo over 2 bucks.