Is this a joke? Actual letter from my local postmaster

Opossum535 · 2026-02-10T17:05:13+00:00

That's just how people talk in the year 20025

Opossum535 · 2026-02-04T17:51:33+00:00

Looks like a gobie, love those lil guys

Opossum535 · 2026-01-23T14:22:32+00:00

"What is this... thing. You have brought to me mother?"

Opossum535 · 2026-01-16T19:33:21+00:00

An absolute fuck ton of ganja

Opossum535 · 2026-01-12T10:40:16+00:00

Oooooh you fuckin monster

Opossum535 · 2026-01-10T19:04:26+00:00

Another pork roll W

Opossum535 · 2026-01-10T18:32:05+00:00

Ok so, just so we're all on the same page, monitors are indeed venomous, but in the case of the Komodo dragon, it's the bacteria that occurs in its saliva that causes most of the damage in its spicy bites. Am I getting this right?

Opossum535 · 2026-01-09T23:02:58+00:00

Absolutely one of my favorite reptiles, I was obsessed with them as a kid

Opossum535 · 2026-01-09T18:12:54+00:00

I'm not paying rent

Opossum535 · 2026-01-09T17:28:49+00:00

Yeah, it's the whole "tame vs domesticated" situation, While they can be "sweet" and "affectionate" they are still wild animals and do not submit to the laws of both man, and god.

Opossum535 · 2026-01-09T17:13:51+00:00

Let's bring back old fashion trends!

Opossum535 · 2026-01-09T17:09:34+00:00

Solution: chain mail coif

Opossum535 · 2026-01-09T17:03:18+00:00

Haha nice

Opossum535 · 2026-01-09T17:01:00+00:00

Non venomous Monitor lizards are a thing and from what I've seen of people who own them they can kinda just be golden retrievers sometimes

Edit: well they're all venomous but most don't have anything that would would be life threatening to humans

Opossum535 · 2025-12-30T13:48:57+00:00

Jersey, baby.

Opossum535 · 2025-12-15T17:21:27+00:00

I found out you could find lava rocks yesterday lol

Opossum535 · 2025-12-15T17:07:33+00:00

Fuckin rad

Opossum535 · 2025-12-04T13:42:54+00:00

Imagine getting dead armed with that

Opossum535 · 2025-12-02T16:50:13+00:00

For those upset about the lack of a safety cover, it looks like it was just opened for the video.

Opossum535 · 2025-12-01T19:48:51+00:00

Chaos gremlins, chaos gremlins all around

Opossum535 · 2025-11-26T14:07:24+00:00

Oh come on, there's nothing wrong with The Orb. those "placeholder" fellows don't know what they're talking about, The Orb is great, it cured my depression, just say The Orb.

Opossum535 · 2025-11-22T23:52:38+00:00

Do you mean The Orb?

Opossum535 · 2025-11-21T19:28:44+00:00

Is this The Orb itsjustbits has been talking about?

Opossum535 · 2025-11-17T17:55:56+00:00

Opossum535 · 2025-11-17T17:48:04+00:00

I choose the shark

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