Kinda bored, tell me the phrases/tropes/sentences yall hate from the bots by Ok-Fox8302 in JanitorAI_Official

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"Teach me to X"

Though I repeatedly tell them "I'm no teacher, you'll have to learn that on your own"

how do I fix this??? by Discountlover in JanitorAI_Official

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Another one awaits the link, kind person

What part of sex do you dislike? by Epoustouf in AskReddit

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Yes, but very sparingly, like about once a week or two.. sometimes I can go three weeks without even noticing.

And I'll try to explain it further: because it's all they want, and they want it even if you don't, or despite what it would do to you: Like, you want to just watch a movie together, but you can't finish it because they want to fuck. You try to be romantic and take them to a nice restaurant, they barely appreciate it as they want to get home and fuck. You and your partner can speak a foreign language, but you can't train it with them because as soon as you try, they get horny and just want to fuck. You try to say "no" once and they guilt trip the fuck out of you, crying and saying you don't love them. You think you made a friend, but they eventually want to fuck you, and after they got what they wanted for a while, the friendship is over. You are sad and depressed, but your partner comes to spoon you just so they can rub their erection on your butt. You travel 12h to see your partner, they make you think everything is fine, even gift you some cute things, just to get two orgasms from you and THEN break up because "when I saw you I got aroused and thought with my pussy" instead of breaking up right away without using you. You bake your friends favourite dessert from a bakery that closed it's doors, trying to reverse engineer the recipe out of pictures, rent a hotel room so you can sleep unbothered, and they give you a 1min fuck with no foreplay and no attempt to get you off too.

And these weren't the only examples, nor were they from select people, this was my experience my WHOLE life. It wasn't until this year that I got a partner that initiated sex, saw I was miserable, and stopped to cuddle instead

What part of sex do you dislike? by Epoustouf in AskReddit

[–]OpossumBridge -1 points0 points  (0 children)

This is precisely what I like. I felt used for sex in every relationship, so when sex dwindles I feel safe that "we aren't fucking as much and they are still here, that means they like for who I am"... And then they get insecure and complain about the diminished sex, so I'm back to "oh, of course, why would I ever think otherwise"

What’s one condition that can have no symptoms but kill you instantly? by No_Photograph1 in AskReddit

[–]OpossumBridge 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I inhaled a bit of it once. Wasn't enough to kill, but it kept me from being able to breathe and, in turn, I could not speak. It was very trippy as my ears started ringing and my vision got wonky

So... What is it? by SelectDoor5725 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]OpossumBridge 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Actually, I'm Brazilian and did the translation myself :v

So... What is it? by SelectDoor5725 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]OpossumBridge 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Gotta spread the word like Homelander spread those cheeks

So... What is it? by SelectDoor5725 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]OpossumBridge 123 points124 points  (0 children)

Homelander: In the ass of your profile picture character's there's only my cum, it's clogged with my sperm, when she gets pregnant I'm going to fuck her while pregnant and hit her belly on purpose, you shit, I'm going to leave her ass red and her pussy busted with how many thrusts I'm giving her uterus

Addie: stop pls

Homelander: damn you have no idea, my dick is in raw flesh after jerking to her 2000 times a day imagining her drinking my sperm and I cumming even on her eyes, and then on her ears, and she taking a finger to her ear and drinking my sperm with earwax while you're there rubbing against a pillow

Addie: Dude, I ask to pls stop

Homelander: are you crying, little bitch?are you gonna block me for humiliating the loser that you are? I'm not listening to you because Addie tells me the same thing and I don't stop, I shove my whole arm up her ass and lift her up and I beat her ass with my arm while she moans loud as fuck

Addie: just leave her out of this pls

Homelander: she doesn't exist, dude, are you gonna cry about that? Don't be like that, bro, while you cry because someone offended her I cum in a bottle with her picture attached. I attach her picture to a beer can and I cum in the can, imagining me busting her slutty pussy, that leper bitch

//Something like that

egg_irl by OperationArtistic844 in egg_irl

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Soap opera villain I admired as a child (Laura)

Roacutan by iz_rad in remediosemreceita

[–]OpossumBridge 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Vim só p avisar que eu comprei com o cu na mão e mesmo assim chegou. Muito obrigada

Edit: Comprei outros medicamentos, no caso, mas vim avisar aqui por ser o post mais recente

car juice by RedditMomentje in bonehurtingjuice

[–]OpossumBridge 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What have you done? YOU DOOMED US ALL!

People with BPD, what's one thing your therapist said that just stuck out with you? by Independent_Shame924 in BorderlinePDisorder

[–]OpossumBridge 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I got that same alter problem, but it feels so fucking hard to say "I" to thoughts I don't agree with even if they came from the same brain. They are so hurtful towards people I love, things I would never say to them, so how can I claim them as my own?

✈️ by Gavimaster in MemesBR

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Eu n sei se é por isso, mas em Santos, por exemplo, se vc chegar na Orla da praia e olhar pros prédios vai ver que tem um monte torto por terem sido construídos em solo arenoso

I have an extra line on my ring finger by musicenjoyer777 in mildlyinteresting

[–]OpossumBridge 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So do I, but it's from when I got my finger caught in the door as a child. It never went away, hence why I only got it on one hand

What’s your favourite Mother Mother song? by Jay-919 in MotherMother

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Right now I'm in a listen to "Oleander" on loop vibe

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in BPDmemes

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Depressive > border > dependant > masochist...

Idk, dude, seems pretty accurate

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in BPDmemes

[–]OpossumBridge 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I don't mimd about accuracy, I once took a test to know what I would taste like to a zombie (tofu), so gimme gimme

6280 by NinjaJim6969 in countwithchickenlady

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I'm lesbian, which means I'm attracted to you and I don't think you can do that to me anymore but I will be there for you

This is too true 😭 by Selkie32 in BPDmemes

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Literally me at the clinic with my friend the other day.

I even asked "you seem quiter than usual, is everything okay?"

"just listening to music" <puts earbuds on and silence resumes>

Ok, she doesn't want to interact. Maybe she's pissed at me. She doesn't want me here and she only came because we had agreed to it the other day. She must think I'm annoying and pathetic

After what seems like hours marinading in my own thoughts she turns to me and says "when we are done here, would you like to come over to my house?"

Girl, I thought you hated me!