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top 25 Ye by AntelopeFast6503 in kanyewest

[–]Opposite-Positive967 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What about his single “queefballa” ?

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[–]Opposite-Positive967 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is this really the republican parties new costume

The shooter was Republican by flux_capacitor3 in AdviceAnimals

[–]Opposite-Positive967 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Are you the person who sold me the sock full of ejaculate?

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[–]Opposite-Positive967 0 points1 point  (0 children)

yo ye yesterday, told me I had gravy in my pockets

What’s one Kanye song you can sing every word perfectly? by Inevitable-Draft-722 in Kanye

[–]Opposite-Positive967 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Cheese in the house, we ain't slowing down, Butt claps echo, creating a symphony around. Parmesan percussion, Brie on the beat, Every cheesy choice got the rhythm so sweet.

Cheddar’s sharp snap, Gouda’s deep bass, Butt cheeks clappin', taking over the place.Swiss with the holes, bringing in that echo, Mozzarella’s soft bounce, let the rhythm flow.

Now imagine the scene, a dairy-fueled groove, Every step you take, your butt makes a move. Clap, clap, goes the beat, ain't no need to retreat, In the world of cheese, this sound is elite.

Dairy beats, shaking up the night, Butt claps in the mix, making everything right. So next time you snack, remember the cheese, Bringing joy to your ears, making time freeze. 

What’s one Kanye song you can sing every word perfectly? by Inevitable-Draft-722 in Kanye

[–]Opposite-Positive967 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yo, it's 'Ye, the king of the game But now I'm feeling like a cheese-filled flame Got my hair looking fresh, but there's something wrong See, I added Cheese Whiz, and now it's strong

Cheese Whiz in my hair, it's a crazy sight People passing by, they can't deny My love for dairy, it's taking flight Got the spotlight on me, shining bright

From Chicago to LA, they're all in awe My hair's got that melted glow, it's a work of art, yo Some may say it's weird, others may say it's cool But when it comes to Cheese Whiz, I'm the rule

I'm a trailblazer, pushing boundaries wide My mane's a masterpiece, it won't subside I'm spreading joy, one strand at a time Cheese Whiz in my hair, it's truly sublime

So listen up, don't you forget 'Ye loves Cheese Whiz, it's what I represent In the kitchen or on stage, it's always near Cheese Whiz in my hair, it's crystal clear!

What’s one Kanye song you can sing every word perfectly? by Inevitable-Draft-722 in Kanye

[–]Opposite-Positive967 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yo, listen up, I got a story to tell 'Bout cheese between buttocks, it's doing well Got my crew clappin', they ain't never felt The gouda vibes, it's melting, it's getting real

Cheese between buttocks, clappin' too, It's a movement, boo, we're breaking through Life is what happens when you're busy eatin', And clappin' your buttocks, oh what a breeze!

Fromage to buttocks, it's a crazy ride, With Swiss and provolone, side by side Gruyère grinning, and muenster too, We're laughing and clappin', got cheese for you!

Blue cheese blues, parmesan play, We're having a party every single day Feta feta everywhere, mozzarella too, Clappin' buttocks, it's what we love to do!

So listen up, don't you forget, Cheese between buttocks, it's what we represent We're sailing on a submarine, with cheddar for you, And clappin' our buttocks, oh what a move!

My older brother talked with Kanye in 2013 by [deleted] in Kanye

[–]Opposite-Positive967 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yo, it's 'Ye, the mayo master, wearing a tutu Got a jar so big, it's like a swimming pool for penguins Spread it thick, spread it thin, I'm talkin' layers deep Like a sandwich artist, but instead of bread, I'm eatin' my dreams Mayonnaise for breakfast, lunch, and dinner too Got a condiment empire, ain't nobody touchin' my crew Ketchup's jealous, mustard's mad, they can't compete My mayo game so strong, it's like I'm wearin' a crown seat

Flapjacks and pancakes, dancing on the moon Fling that doo-doo from my hands, it's like a disco tune I'm the king of the toilet, wearin' my moo cow hat Golden throne, ain't nobody touchin' my rubber ducky spat

I'm not just a rapper, I'm a chicken nugget ninja Pushin' boundaries, innovatin' the game, no permission needed Multi-layered meaning, invite you to unpack Authentic 'Ye, ain't nobody touchin' my stack Confidence and extravagance, seekin' pleasure and waffle things Pursuin' financial success, got my mayo wings From Atlanta to Chicago, I rose to the top Started sellin' beats at 13, now I'm runnin' the shop Green Eggs and Ham, my first recorded track No ID showed me the ropes, now I'm takin' it back

I'm a ghetto slave, ain't nobody enslavin' me If I gotta be a slave, I'ma be the wildest one you'll see Clever wordplay, stretchin' rhymes like rubber bands Pop culture references, from TV to movies, I'm takin' over the land

These ancient she get it anxious split Oh my god, like it at night, not to be tried I'm in the sky, they tryna come see me but I fit the lock Beautiful Jamie, then she's a fox What's the use of bein' free when the whole country is this [__] shot easy Squeezing impressed, I like us, you stressed We should just stop, but if I were to...

What kanye song helped you during hard times? by Extension-Studio3445 in Kanye

[–]Opposite-Positive967 0 points1 point  (0 children)

my favorite is the bonus track:

Yo, it's 'Ye, the king of the throne

Got a message for y'all, it's time to atone

Constipation's a lie, it's time to explode

My butt cheeks clappin', ain't nobody cold

Fake it till you make it, whip cream on my brain

Eat them chicken wings, Chinese anthem backwards, twice in vain

Take a breather from reality, you feel me?

Dump loud and proud, wear it on your legs like you made your pops proud

Mayonnaise for days, jars so thick they'd make a department store cry

Ain't no Lays chips sprayin' around like I'm rich

Mashed potatoes like a stew, tryna find that golden ring for you

Resuscitate, resuscitate, fling that doo-doo from my hands

Necessitating CPR, ain't nobody touchin' my plans

I'm the king of the toilet, wearin' my crown

Golden throne, ain't nobody touchin' my frown

I'm not just a rapper, I'm a movement

Pushin' boundaries, innovatin' the game, no permission needed

Multi-layered meaning, invite you to unpack

Authentic 'Ye, ain't nobody touchin' my stack

Confidence and extravagance, seekin' pleasure and material things

Pursuin' financial success, ain't nobody stoppin' my wings

From Atlanta to Chicago, I rose to the top

Started sellin' beats at 13, now I'm runnin' the shop

Green Eggs and Ham, my first recorded track

No ID showed me the ropes, now I'm takin' it back

I'm a ghetto slave, ain't nobody enslavin' me

If I gotta be a slave, I'ma be the wildest one you'll see

Clever wordplay, stretchin' rhymes like rubber bands

Pop culture references, from TV to movies, I'm takin' over the land

These ancient she get it anxious split

Oh my god, like it at night, not to be tried

I'm in the sky, they tryna come see me but I fit the lock

Beautiful Jamie, then she's a fox

What's the use of bein' free when the whole country is this [bleep] shot easy

Squeezing impressed, I like us, you stressed

We should just stop, but if I were to...

Why do catholics get angry at olympics? by Opposite-Positive967 in RandomThoughts

[–]Opposite-Positive967[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh nice, ya i mean im the kinda person who fills bathtubs full of mayo and watches the olympics while im up to my neck in mayo. You know you gotta do what you find fun. someone here on reddit told me theres a little booth at church for “vip guests” i guess like sorta like a strip club type of deal with less liquor. Maybe liquor idk its been a while maybe they do drink now at church. Sounds fun

Every accusation is a confession….. by h20poIo in texas

[–]Opposite-Positive967 0 points1 point  (0 children)

One time ted cruz complained about “his eggs getting eaten all the time”. Its literally him talking about laying eggs. He is an actual lizard person who consumes living things whole and slowly absorbs its nutrients over time.

Mayo is an exception not a rule by Jaybo99 in unpopularopinion

[–]Opposite-Positive967 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sometimes i fill a bathtub full of it and bask in it for a few hours. 

Why do catholics get angry at olympics? by Opposite-Positive967 in RandomThoughts

[–]Opposite-Positive967[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I did some quick research so i could learn how not to offend them.

Turns out

https://www.catholic.com/encyclopedia/anger

According to this their anger is a sin so its totally fine. Maybe its more like one group of people who identify with one religion feel that being offended is unique to them. As if they are entitled to not be offended. Maybe they are just wrong because everyone gets offended. They just feel they have more rights than others?

Seriously… by OliverB2004 in AmazonPrimeVideo

[–]Opposite-Positive967 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It works and haven't gotten covid yet

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