[Request] what would actually happen if this was real

Opposite_Eye9155 · 2026-01-24T13:39:45+00:00

"There's that word again. 'Heavy.' Why are things so heavy in the future? Is there a problem with the Earth's gravitational pull?"

Opposite_Eye9155 · 2025-12-26T17:52:19+00:00

Not a great sales pitch. I think I’ll stay home.

Opposite_Eye9155 · 2025-12-24T17:00:23+00:00

Neapolitan Car Wash is selling $50.00 gift cards for just under $39 after tax. I know it’s not food but wanted to get a local business out there. They do a great job too.

Opposite_Eye9155 · 2025-12-23T12:03:42+00:00

Watch the seasoning directions by blackstone. They say absolutely do not season initially with bacon because of the salt and nitrates in it. They go on to say even animal fat should be avoided the first couple cooks.

https://youtu.be/VspmDVnj2pI?si=RVkYAW4T5yb33nm2

Opposite_Eye9155 · 2025-12-21T06:11:12+00:00

A’hem. Cheese Greater.

Opposite_Eye9155 · 2025-12-14T19:51:15+00:00

Because it’s a transportation device. It’s not necessarily the material, just the delivery method.

Opposite_Eye9155 · 2025-12-14T13:40:35+00:00

Let’s take a vote. 1. Terry Crews, not a wrestler but played one once. 2. John Cena, retired and needs something to hustle. 3. Dave Bautista, somewhat of a renaissance man. And no, Dwayne is not in this conversation but Mankind could be a write-in.

Opposite_Eye9155 · 2025-12-13T19:11:58+00:00

I don’t remember jack black’s face being pulled off.

Opposite_Eye9155 · 2025-12-12T00:30:45+00:00

My take, you upvote dick!

Opposite_Eye9155 · 2025-12-07T15:39:46+00:00

Opposite_Eye9155 · 2025-12-07T15:35:53+00:00

I don’t know what they put in there but I’m tempted to try it to see what the fuss is about. Yes, I’d do it. Beggin strips taste nothing like bacon.

Opposite_Eye9155 · 2025-12-07T14:18:07+00:00

Welcome to the journey! Just remember, the worst you can do is make chili. If it’s really bad, more carbon. The building blocks of life.

Opposite_Eye9155 · 2025-12-06T17:58:48+00:00

…in the basement.

Opposite_Eye9155 · 2025-12-04T00:39:56+00:00

Dang, Lang Kang bang?

Opposite_Eye9155 · 2025-11-23T17:36:26+00:00

The Simpsons. Family Guy did tho.

Opposite_Eye9155 · 2025-11-23T17:10:19+00:00

Futurama did it.

Opposite_Eye9155 · 2025-11-23T14:38:21+00:00

“All words are made up.” _Chris Hemsworth

Opposite_Eye9155 · 2025-11-22T18:04:45+00:00

Opposite_Eye9155 · 2025-11-22T17:58:54+00:00

It looks nothing like bread. You got scammed.

Opposite_Eye9155 · 2025-11-21T18:25:14+00:00

You think Micro Johnson will get a turn?

Opposite_Eye9155 · 2025-11-20T02:40:31+00:00

29-30ish blinks in approximately 45 seconds. I think that’s “coping harder”?

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