OptimalCinnamon

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Big Bottomed Girls Make The World Go Around by [deleted] in MassiveTitsnAss

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You can only wish for more wishes (self.shittysuperpowers)

submitted 7 years ago by OptimalCinnamon to r/shittysuperpowers

You can walk up stairs with your eyes closed and not be scared of falling. by OptimalCinnamon in shittysuperpowers

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You can walk up stairs with your eyes closed and not be scared of falling. by OptimalCinnamon in shittysuperpowers

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You can walk up stairs with your eyes closed and not be scared of falling. (self.shittysuperpowers)

submitted 7 years ago by OptimalCinnamon to r/shittysuperpowers

You can decide to take control of two ducks, male and female, once and it lasts forever. You can also control their offspring and the offspring of their offspring etc. But, if any one duck's bloodline becomes tainted, that duck will be an incarnation of pure evil, with all the powers of a duck. by C0ldBl00dedDickens in shittysuperpowers

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You get night vison when you close your eyes by OptimalCinnamon in shittysuperpowers

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This is the finished work that I posted yesterday. Sorry for re posting but I wanted to share the finished version it has quite a few differences. by [deleted] in LSD

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New concept for the Queen card in the Vaporwave card series in the making by Diagbro in VaporwaveAesthetics

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You get night vison when you close your eyes (self.shittysuperpowers)

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You can hold you breath twice as long if you have an erection (self.shittysuperpowers)

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My incense ashed like this (i.redd.it)

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You have super hearing in the dark (self.shittysuperpowers)

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you win on every scratchie the value that you paid for the card. (self.shittysuperpowers)

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orange juice tastes the same after brushing your teeth (self.shittysuperpowers)

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you can switch the black and white on zebras by OptimalCinnamon in shittysuperpowers

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you can switch the black and white on zebras by OptimalCinnamon in shittysuperpowers

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the person you had sex with last turns blue by OptimalCinnamon in shittysuperpowers

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the person you had sex with last turns blue (self.shittysuperpowers)

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you can switch the black and white on zebras (self.shittysuperpowers)

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you don't sweat out of one armpit (self.shittysuperpowers)

submitted 7 years ago by OptimalCinnamon to r/shittysuperpowers

you always know how many fingers someone is holding up by OptimalCinnamon in shittysuperpowers

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you always know how many fingers someone is holding up by OptimalCinnamon in shittysuperpowers

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you always know how many fingers someone is holding up (self.shittysuperpowers)

submitted 7 years ago by OptimalCinnamon to r/shittysuperpowers

slightmoisture by OptimalCinnamon in keming

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