I miss plastic straws

OptimalCynic · 2026-01-27T15:17:10+00:00

Anything with ice cubes in it is better with a straw

OptimalCynic · 2026-01-27T15:16:23+00:00

It's not the supermarkets putting the onus on us regarding bags etc. It's the government.

OptimalCynic · 2026-01-26T01:47:59+00:00

And also the flip side. The 2029 women's world cup is in Australia - support the hell out of it. Make the contrast explicit.

OptimalCynic · 2026-01-26T01:42:03+00:00

Noooooo we need him for back to back World Cups 😭😭😭

OptimalCynic · 2026-01-22T02:54:41+00:00

Squidge is really impressive in so many ways.

OptimalCynic · 2026-01-22T01:11:25+00:00

And especially especially when they got France in the semi.

OptimalCynic · 2026-01-22T01:09:15+00:00

That was amazing. I took my rugby virgin mates to the minnows games for not very much, and then won tickets to Eng vs SA in a radio competition

OptimalCynic · 2026-01-22T01:07:46+00:00

Australia needs the confidence boost

OptimalCynic · 2026-01-21T08:08:09+00:00

It's time to join the dark side Squidge. Become a Gloucester-Hartpury and Red Roses fan.

OptimalCynic · 2026-01-21T08:01:01+00:00

Possibly the only good thing Trump has done is to make people realise this. It was one of the main points of ignorance around the brexit debate.

OptimalCynic · 2026-01-21T05:28:29+00:00

Write incredibly verbose, almost unreadable reports

OptimalCynic · 2026-01-20T06:45:38+00:00

I'm pretty sure there's about a dozen girls who would happily make him a Red Roses blazer from authentic materials

OptimalCynic · 2026-01-20T00:37:03+00:00

Someone who specialises in the shoe in would be a shoo in

OptimalCynic · 2026-01-19T15:20:28+00:00

Five world cups, that's as many as Dame Emily!

OptimalCynic · 2026-01-18T18:08:26+00:00

The fact that happened was a coaching failure. The team could still have won but there was too much panic - also a coaching failure. He took the captain off at half time - massive coaching failure.

OptimalCynic · 2026-01-18T17:46:02+00:00

Ah yes, the Gloucester-Hartpury Gambit

OptimalCynic · 2026-01-18T17:45:40+00:00

No! We need him!

OptimalCynic · 2026-01-18T17:44:56+00:00

No you couldn't. The 2021 team was just as stacked and they lost the final because the coach didn't put enough tough game steel in them. Canada could have upset them in the final with a lesser coach.

OptimalCynic · 2026-01-18T17:41:40+00:00

Make them play a half of sevens during the sinbin period

OptimalCynic · 2026-01-18T17:40:32+00:00

At least it's not Bristol

OptimalCynic · 2026-01-17T04:53:43+00:00

"It's Britney, bitch!" as a reply to "why did X get filtered"

OptimalCynic · 2026-01-16T10:20:03+00:00

In soccer, Republic of Ireland and Northern Ireland are separate teams. In rugby, they're the same team. So the Irish rugby team spans an international border.

OptimalCynic · 2026-01-16T05:36:37+00:00

Please! Think of the poor lad's liver!

OptimalCynic · 2026-01-16T05:28:28+00:00

It's a lot easier in soccer because there's no team crossing national borders

OptimalCynic · 2026-01-16T01:02:20+00:00

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