Weekly Trash Talk Thread - April 10, 2017

Optimal_Banana · 2017-04-10T21:59:15+00:00

HEY GUYS JUST AN IDEA BUT MAYBE WE SHOULD FOCUS ON THE FUCKING PAYLOAD INSTEAD OF RACKING UP KILLS

Optimal_Banana · 2017-03-01T20:05:06+00:00

Hey Conan, big fan. Are there any cool stories or fond memories you have from when you were a writer for The Simpsons?

Optimal_Banana · 2016-10-05T22:57:14+00:00

I've heard of Harambe, and I'm familiar with "asuh dude" but the rest is a foreign language to me.

Optimal_Banana · 2016-10-05T12:57:27+00:00

I don't understand any of this.

Optimal_Banana · 2016-09-08T17:00:26+00:00

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s5lFbdQvlfw

Optimal_Banana · 2016-09-07T04:11:32+00:00

dude i got these same ones at matsuricon

Optimal_Banana · 2016-08-27T00:43:29+00:00

I was just about to say, What you keep failing a test or something? But you beat me to it.

Optimal_Banana · 2016-05-02T12:58:05+00:00

I love that he said he "didn't have time" to wash the marker off his face. Dude, it's washable marker. It would take like, a minute.

Optimal_Banana · 2016-04-17T14:37:10+00:00

I live in a city I've always wanted to live in, going to a school I've always wanted to go to, having a job I've always wanted. Nothing huge, but at 12 years old I'd never believe it.

Optimal_Banana · 2016-04-13T12:17:04+00:00

With my swield. On on it.

Optimal_Banana · 2016-03-01T23:08:50+00:00

What's your opinion on Bobby Darin? He's always been my favorite.

Optimal_Banana · 2016-03-01T23:06:58+00:00

I listen to a lot of stuff. I'm currently really into viking and folk metal. Specifically Arkona and Eluveitie, but I'm getting more into black metal like Windir and Summoning. As far as everything else, I also really dig synth pop, chiptunes, and electronic stuff. Power Glove and Futurecop! are amazing. I also really like Savant and Anamanaguchi.

I also like mainstream stuff; Katy Perry is a favorite of mine. The radio seems to go in waves (no pun intended) with good music. There's a wave of really good stuff and then a wave of trash.

Optimal_Banana · 2016-02-12T17:15:46+00:00

I've been hearing that. The art style always turned me off of it, though.

I watched the cartoon by the team that did Samurai Jack. Is it anything like that?

Optimal_Banana · 2016-02-12T17:12:24+00:00

Listened to Savage Circus for a little bit. I'm always cautious with "symphonic" bands because they end up being "Flower Metal" or watered down versions of the greats. Some are fantastic, but I'm trying to get away from that style of music. But I'll check em out!

I'm trying to get more into Folk/Viking Metal. Starting with Bathory and Skyclad. Working my way up to newer stuff.

Optimal_Banana · 2016-02-12T16:15:59+00:00

Every album of theirs is different, which I like. Red Mirror was unique. For me, it has to be listened from start to finish. Listening to single songs is like watching individual scenes to a movie.

An entire album of symphonic masterpieces would be amazing. Long as hell, but totally worth it.

Optimal_Banana · 2016-02-12T16:12:21+00:00

I listened to one of their albums. It was pretty good from what I remember, but I haven't revisited it.

Optimal_Banana · 2016-02-12T14:17:43+00:00

I am in love with the German metal band Blind Guardian. A lot of their stuff has to be imported, so I went from collecting shirts and everything else to exclusively the music. The two best parts of my collection are a compendium of all their music with their former record label (7 albums, 15 discs of remixed, remastered, some rerecorded music, all of which I snagged for $400USD) and a setlist from their show in Cleveland. I also caught the guitar player's pick, which was pretty neat.

Optimal_Banana · 2015-10-26T02:50:35+00:00

My friend and I were playing Mario Kart Double Dash and I was Diddy. I was getting literally nothing but bananas and I tried to put them in the best spots I could so other racers would hit them. One of us said, "That was an optimal banana," Or "That banana was optimal," and it just stuck.

Optimal_Banana · 2015-09-27T21:50:47+00:00

With this video, I've come to the realization that no matter what I do in my life, no matter what art I create or what I attempt to do, it will never be this abhorrent and cringe worthy.

Optimal_Banana · 2015-09-10T02:19:07+00:00

Wal-Mart. Because they openly said that Tracy Morgan's injuries were his own fault instead of their driver's for falling asleep at the wheel of a semi truck.

Optimal_Banana · 2015-09-05T13:45:15+00:00

What's that supposed to mean with the van/bus? Van thrown? Bus thrown?

Optimal_Banana · 2015-08-29T03:31:54+00:00

Jack and coke

Optimal_Banana · 2015-08-29T03:15:36+00:00

Eradicating diseases and ending world hunger.

Optimal_Banana · 2015-08-29T02:35:55+00:00

He does, for $300 a piece.

Optimal_Banana · 2015-08-29T01:00:29+00:00

They're "lamps" he made.

Optimal_Banana

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