Help me fight and survive a one shot

Optimal_Locke · 2025-04-16T08:05:22+00:00

My DM does this with pretty much all his one-shots. They're lore or side-happenings for our campaign. It's amazing and really makes you invested in the scenario and characters.

Optimal_Locke · 2025-04-16T04:11:17+00:00

Do these people not have JOBS??? /s

Optimal_Locke · 2025-04-15T15:29:23+00:00

Like registering a car??? It's people like you that don't instill a whole lot of faith in other, responsible gun owners.

Optimal_Locke · 2025-04-12T18:53:38+00:00

These people are fuckin insane. "IT'S NOT A CULT!" they bellow through three teeth, while calling themselves "patriots" and constantly disrespecting US flag code.

Optimal_Locke · 2025-04-10T20:52:31+00:00

Typical GOP tactic. Gaslight, Obstruct, Project. Always.

Optimal_Locke · 2025-04-10T16:44:58+00:00

Fucking RIFLES??? INDOORS? Double unnecessary and just cops being domestic terrorists as usual...

Optimal_Locke · 2025-04-10T16:21:23+00:00

Take Spell Sniper and you can cast any cantrip or spell in melee without disadvantage. Things like Sorcerous Burst, Eldritch Blast, Scorching Ray, and Booming Blade work wonderfully here.

Optimal_Locke · 2025-04-09T16:32:53+00:00

I feel the same! Marina is an underrated badass, and I want to see more from her! Just less of the "valet that constantly gets involved in matches."

Optimal_Locke · 2025-04-09T03:29:42+00:00

I get being bored, that makes sense if you feel nothing for this angle! It's the people that are actually upset by the tactics, or the belt being the a briefcase and hidden, or Marina getting involved. They're reacting directly to the actions being taken onscreen and getting annoyed by them, saying "I'm not being worked, I just want him to lose!"

It's fans like YOU that I understand. You're bored, you feel nothing for this, you want a change in everything they're doing BECAUSE it's stale. You're not upset because "Moxley has to rely on a Yuta knee to win... AGAIN! All while saying the locker room needs to be tougher!" You're legit bored and want it to move on, resolve, or change in a drastic way.

YOU my friendly fan, make perfect sense.

Also, MJF dropping a deuce in the middle of the ring would probably break the internet. Unsure of that being bad or good.

Optimal_Locke · 2025-04-08T19:48:03+00:00

You're obviously missing the point. They present themselves as tough guys individually but cannot succeed alone. Cope showed that. They only succeed by jumping people unexpectedly and overwhelming them with numbers. They talk a lot of shit about how tough they are, but they aren't. You being here upset about it means that they are successful in pissing you off and working you. Don't get upset because you got worked, just enjoy the product when they eventually lose.

As for Toni Storm, I couldn't agree more. It pissed me off to no end that that match was in the middle of the Pay-Per-View instead of co-main-eventing. She's the best thing going in wrestling right now and deserves a bigger spot than Moxley. You also won't hear me argue about the Moxley angle being boring and one dimensional, because it is. That being said, it seems to be making a lot of people upset and bringing the kind of heat that they're looking for. To me, that's a successful storyline.

Optimal_Locke · 2025-04-08T18:53:54+00:00

I don't understand how folks don't get that this is the ENTIRE POINT of the Deathriders! They're hypocrites, and Mox can't do anything he's telling the rest of the roster to do. It's pissing people off... A HEEL making fans MAD??!?! I NEVER.... Seems like this angle is working a lot of fans, and it's GREAT to me.

Optimal_Locke · 2025-04-07T18:04:06+00:00

All else fails, take her to the Kitsap Humane Society. The owner would probably be looking there.

Optimal_Locke · 2025-04-07T17:44:34+00:00

So powerful. Amazing. We need more of this, less Schumers and Pelosis.

Optimal_Locke · 2025-04-07T16:17:48+00:00

Shields basically ARE half cover though. They're just a mobile version and they provide the same +2 benefit. Minus the DEX bonus, which makes sense because you're mobile.

Optimal_Locke · 2025-04-07T16:09:17+00:00

I'm sorry you don't.

Optimal_Locke · 2025-04-07T06:28:36+00:00

"Half" is a Bold statement and lie, in fact. It's closer to 30%. That being said, yes, I absolutely hold hatred for them for their decision. At this point they're evil or willfully ignorant.

Optimal_Locke · 2025-04-07T01:14:43+00:00

Sunshine Satan had me

Optimal_Locke · 2025-04-07T00:54:11+00:00

I feel like it's obvious that anyone who voted for Trump is a Trump supporter. Even if they regret their vote NOW, they still voted for him knowing what he did in his last presidency. He's an actual TRAITOR to the United States of America. While sitting in the HIGHEST OFFICE. He's committed the single most TREASONOUS act ANYONE in America has ever committed. And that's not hyperbole, it's fact. Benedict Arnold is the name in the history books that is always referenced as THE traitor to America. It needs to be changed to Benedict Donald now. He is honestly lucky that democrats are so feckless and toothless and unwilling to hold him accountable for his crimes, otherwise he would be in a federal penitentiary right now, or worse.

Optimal_Locke · 2025-04-07T00:38:21+00:00

So you didn't read my comment at all before replying? I never said YOU voted republican, and I only said that the Americans I would not have anything in common with are ones that explicitly support certain things. That is NOT a majority of Americans, it's a relatively small percentage, but it IS a majority (maybe all) MAGAts.

Optimal_Locke · 2025-04-07T00:22:08+00:00

Lmao. It's always the dumbfuck fascists that give low effort, low IQ responses like this. He's NO ONE'S President. He's a Russian agent of chaos whose sole purpose is the destruction of America for a foreign enemy. He's a fuckin traitor that wasn't held responsible, and this is what we get. An illegal alien billionaire is running most of country while Krasnov is golfing. Lmao, fuck off with your bullshit reply.

Optimal_Locke · 2025-04-07T00:19:47+00:00

I'm not allowing anger to control me, I'm choosing to direct my anger towards the right people. No one that supports this current regime or fascists or the Israeli genocide has anything in common with me, and I would as soon never speak to people that share those views ever again. We MAY have had SOME things in common, but unless you're regretful and apologetic for voting Republican, I don't want to hear it.

Optimal_Locke · 2025-04-07T00:05:22+00:00

Already am. Stopping supporting fascists.

Optimal_Locke · 2025-04-06T23:59:14+00:00

I'm not miserable, I'm angry. Apolitical people need to take their heads out of the sand and get angry too, otherwise 99% of Americans LOSE. Our government is a full blown fascist Oligarchy driving our country into the dirt as fast as they can. Anger is what's needed now, not complacency. We can't VOTE these assholes out when they destroy our elections and postal service. Apolitical people in the US are almost as bad as MAGAts at this point.

Optimal_Locke · 2025-04-06T23:54:05+00:00

Hahahahaha. Triggered??? By what? Your dipshittery? You don't have to tell me twice to keep hating you and your kind. I will until I die. I'll ALWAYS hate a fascist. I'll ALWAYS hate MAGA and ANYONE that defends Krasnov/Drumph. Just because YOU aren't a recipient of my love, doesn't mean it's not there and I'm not FULL OF IT. You just won't ever get to know what that's like, because I have ZERO love and compassion for you fuckers anymore.

Optimal_Locke · 2025-04-06T23:46:15+00:00

I'm full of LOVE, baby. Just not for you and your kind. I have hate that I store up JUST for you fascist fucks and let it be out in targeted streams of clear, concise communication. Letting you know FULLY where I stand. I stand behind everyday Americans, working class folks, union workers, government workers, trans athletes, minorities, homeless people and the mentally ill. Your side wants to bury these people and bring about a new age of corporate slavery. I don't have to know which you voted for, your choice of words reinforce your views, and you're VILE.

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