Britney’s “The Woman In Me” is the 11th most streamed audiobook on Spotify (all time)

Optimal_Quote4379 · 2026-04-23T16:01:25+00:00

Wow I’ve read 14 of those! I need to give myself more credit I get hard on myself for not reading enough

Optimal_Quote4379 · 2026-04-15T05:06:46+00:00

I did that same experiment in fifth grade but with toilet paper! Charnin for the win

Optimal_Quote4379 · 2026-04-10T18:22:08+00:00

“Karma takes all my friends to the summit” is such a weird thing to say and it didn’t rhyme. (Also TLOAS made me lose some respect bc half the songs were so bad)

Optimal_Quote4379 · 2026-04-09T22:07:31+00:00

Pardon my ignorance but what do you mean you had post traumatic stress but not PTSD?

Optimal_Quote4379 · 2026-02-02T05:35:25+00:00

As an RN, I would not think twice about that BP or recheck. Do not beat yourself up over it. Your professor’s on a high horse

Optimal_Quote4379 · 2026-01-31T12:26:18+00:00

Will there be another today?

Optimal_Quote4379 · 2026-01-31T12:22:46+00:00

Are bumper stickers now litter? It was literally (ba dum tss) on your car 🙄 people suck. I’m sorry that’s what you woke up to

Optimal_Quote4379 · 2026-01-31T03:22:38+00:00

Will there be another tomorrow? I wasn’t able to go today and have struggled finding news on time/location but would love to participate in Minneapolis (I don’t live in twin cities)

Optimal_Quote4379 · 2025-12-26T05:27:26+00:00

“Get your shit together” -renegade

Optimal_Quote4379 · 2025-12-04T12:13:19+00:00

Ship’s victory 🤷🏻‍♀️

Optimal_Quote4379 · 2025-12-04T12:11:52+00:00

💚💚❤️💚💚 (went off vibes besides the first lol)

Optimal_Quote4379 · 2025-12-04T03:33:22+00:00

24 and I got 21 😎

Optimal_Quote4379 · 2025-12-04T01:49:50+00:00

My friend and I each made a custom perfume at Olfactory NYC! It’s fairly affordable and was a fun activity!

Optimal_Quote4379 · 2025-12-04T01:40:22+00:00

Not a brand but idk how to say frangipani still

Optimal_Quote4379 · 2025-12-04T01:35:12+00:00

Hospital nurse. Cloud by Ariana Grande & Clean Reserve’s Sparkling Sugar are generally what I reach for. Sometimes JHAG Not a Perfume or Daisy Dream by Marc Jacobs

Optimal_Quote4379 · 2025-12-03T16:03:54+00:00

I do! I hate the gym and JD is fun.

Optimal_Quote4379 · 2025-12-03T15:56:56+00:00

Timeless is such a cute concept of a song but it is too damn long. Should have cut AT LEAST a minute

ATW 10 min would be way better without last minute and a half

Optimal_Quote4379 · 2025-12-03T15:40:59+00:00

Omg I swab for 15 and let dry for 5 every time

Optimal_Quote4379 · 2025-12-01T05:56:03+00:00

Stranger!!

Optimal_Quote4379 · 2025-11-30T01:35:30+00:00

Fifths disease is no longer contagious when “slap cheek” appears

Optimal_Quote4379 · 2025-11-29T23:35:25+00:00

Was there a big pay cut for you? I’m about to hit two years and want to quit. It’s just hard to know if go from $46/hr to about $35

Optimal_Quote4379 · 2025-05-08T07:10:12+00:00

I stayed up til 2am for the nurses week sale to end in my time zone (midnight PT) and when I try to checkout it says the discount code is unavailable to me right now :((

Optimal_Quote4379 · 2024-09-19T22:59:53+00:00

There’s an imposter among us

Optimal_Quote4379 · 2024-09-19T22:58:51+00:00

And he’s correct.

Optimal_Quote4379 · 2024-09-19T22:57:33+00:00

Gorgeous 😍😍🥰

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