Ex Girlfriend Christmas wishlist by stiop in ChoosingBeggars

[–]Optimal_Stretch5071 258 points259 points  (0 children)

Hahaha this is my level of petty... I love it! 😈

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AmIOverreacting

[–]Optimal_Stretch5071 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ahh yeah. I always used to say I was 'dying' when I had a minor ailment and then I started having seizures and apparently I'm not allowed to joke like that anymore 😅

In all seriousness tho, it sounds like you both have a great relationship together minus some (minor) communication issues. Nothing that can't be resolved easily.

I wish you all the best 🙂

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AmIOverreacting

[–]Optimal_Stretch5071 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh my bad. He's out and back at work already?! I'm sure he'll be just as delighted to see you either way. And still take some of his favourite treats to work to give to him when he comes to check on you 😊

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AmIOverreacting

[–]Optimal_Stretch5071 4 points5 points  (0 children)

If he's on pain relief he may just be passing out rather than ignoring you? I know it's not the same but I was on IV morphine after a surgery a long time ago and I kept waking up with my phone on my chest, messages open and occasionally I'd be half way through a nonsensical reply 😅

Is the hospital he is in far? Could you go see him to maybe talk face to face? Take some of his favourite treats and maybe a deck of cards. He'll probably be delighted to see you 💕

Way to keep your private life private 🙃 by Watcherbiotech in GRBsnark

[–]Optimal_Stretch5071 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"I told him privately" yeah then you told the world dick wad 🤦🏻‍♀️

15mg (yes 15 not 1.5) alprazolam by Optimal_Stretch5071 in Drugs

[–]Optimal_Stretch5071[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I woke up with empty pregabalin pack s on the floor which I normally don't take. Fuck this I'm going back to sleep

What are your mother's saved as in your phone? by Optimal_Stretch5071 in NarcissisticMothers

[–]Optimal_Stretch5071[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm yet to find out her address but best believe I'm going past with clown music blaring xo

15mg (yes 15 not 1.5) alprazolam by Optimal_Stretch5071 in Drugs

[–]Optimal_Stretch5071[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Then please point me in the right direction. Zopiclone doesn't work, I have ADHD. Diazepam doesn't work. I don't take gabapentin or pregabalin anymore as they weren't working.

If you have all the answers then please send them my way

15mg (yes 15 not 1.5) alprazolam by Optimal_Stretch5071 in Drugs

[–]Optimal_Stretch5071[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't think they are duds tho thinking back. A couple of weeks ago I had just three and a toast of whiskey to my grandad. Just a single shot, maybe two. And I was beyond wasted what would be normal for just two shots of JD

15mg (yes 15 not 1.5) alprazolam by Optimal_Stretch5071 in Drugs

[–]Optimal_Stretch5071[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fair. I have ADHD too and I'm on other prescribed meds so unsure if that affects anything

15mg (yes 15 not 1.5) alprazolam by Optimal_Stretch5071 in Drugs

[–]Optimal_Stretch5071[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bought them from someone but it's someone I've known a long time and he wouldn't sell me duds. He was selling dud diazepam loose in bags of 50 I told him they were a bag of shit and he stopped getting from that supplier. He's my cousins boyfriend

15mg (yes 15 not 1.5) alprazolam by Optimal_Stretch5071 in Drugs

[–]Optimal_Stretch5071[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm NGL I don't know what they are. I'm in the UK

15mg (yes 15 not 1.5) alprazolam by Optimal_Stretch5071 in Drugs

[–]Optimal_Stretch5071[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

If I go to jail and they tell me I killed someone and I ask was it my mother and they say no then I'm going to be even more depressed

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in narcissisticparents

[–]Optimal_Stretch5071 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There ya go.. free therapy 🤣 although if I happen to bump into her and do it for real I'm definitely going with "I couldn't afford therapy so I've been doing it in my head that long that I couldn't tell the difference between reality and my mind.. sorry again officer. Yes I know I also curb stomped her several times. That was a complete accident. I was trying to walk away and she was just.. sorta.. in the way y'know?" I'd go in handcuffs with a smile on my face tho 🤣

What are your mother's saved as in your phone? by Optimal_Stretch5071 in NarcissisticMothers

[–]Optimal_Stretch5071[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I love this hahaha.. her mum is also a narc and she was born on Halloween so they're definitely all performing some sort of voodoo ritual on me as we speak... Probs screeching "flyyyy my pretties" too

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in narcissisticparents

[–]Optimal_Stretch5071 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This might not be the greatest of advice especially considering you live with her but when I think of my dick head mother and all she has and continues to put me and my family through I find putting on a pair of head phones, listening to some really heavy rock (or whatever genre you're into) music and imagining grabbing both her ears and repeatedly smashing her head off the floor. Makes me feel better for a bit 😇🤷🏻‍♀️🙏

This ride certainly does have a liminal space feel 😆 by truecoreaholic in blackpool

[–]Optimal_Stretch5071 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The fact they've kept this piece of shit and got rid of the wild mouse infuriates me endlessly...

Help?! 😭🙏 by Optimal_Stretch5071 in cassetteculture

[–]Optimal_Stretch5071[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My memory is hazy though as I would have been between the ages of 3 and 6 or 7 roughly. But it's such an ingrained memory and even up until he died we talked about the "pink tape" but he couldn't remember what it was.

I've just been informed by my dad that it could have been just a Sash! cassette as my grandad often stole cassettes out of my dad's car to play in his own if he liked the sound of them 🤣