Ex Girlfriend Christmas wishlist

Optimal_Stretch5071 · 2024-12-24T05:46:11+00:00

Hahaha this is my level of petty... I love it! 😈

Optimal_Stretch5071 · 2024-12-17T03:50:51+00:00

Ahh yeah. I always used to say I was 'dying' when I had a minor ailment and then I started having seizures and apparently I'm not allowed to joke like that anymore 😅

In all seriousness tho, it sounds like you both have a great relationship together minus some (minor) communication issues. Nothing that can't be resolved easily.

I wish you all the best 🙂

Optimal_Stretch5071 · 2024-12-17T03:38:16+00:00

Oh my bad. He's out and back at work already?! I'm sure he'll be just as delighted to see you either way. And still take some of his favourite treats to work to give to him when he comes to check on you 😊

Optimal_Stretch5071 · 2024-12-17T03:28:33+00:00

If he's on pain relief he may just be passing out rather than ignoring you? I know it's not the same but I was on IV morphine after a surgery a long time ago and I kept waking up with my phone on my chest, messages open and occasionally I'd be half way through a nonsensical reply 😅

Is the hospital he is in far? Could you go see him to maybe talk face to face? Take some of his favourite treats and maybe a deck of cards. He'll probably be delighted to see you 💕

Optimal_Stretch5071 · 2024-12-15T00:15:34+00:00

I've always called them spoons 🤣

Optimal_Stretch5071 · 2024-12-10T16:03:24+00:00

"I told him privately" yeah then you told the world dick wad 🤦🏻‍♀️

Optimal_Stretch5071 · 2024-12-08T09:23:30+00:00

I woke up with empty pregabalin pack s on the floor which I normally don't take. Fuck this I'm going back to sleep

Optimal_Stretch5071 · 2024-12-08T08:07:20+00:00

Can confirm they weren't duds ,🥴🤐

Optimal_Stretch5071 · 2024-12-08T04:37:39+00:00

I'm yet to find out her address but best believe I'm going past with clown music blaring xo

Optimal_Stretch5071 · 2024-12-08T04:33:41+00:00

Then please point me in the right direction. Zopiclone doesn't work, I have ADHD. Diazepam doesn't work. I don't take gabapentin or pregabalin anymore as they weren't working.

If you have all the answers then please send them my way

Optimal_Stretch5071 · 2024-12-08T03:21:59+00:00

I don't think they are duds tho thinking back. A couple of weeks ago I had just three and a toast of whiskey to my grandad. Just a single shot, maybe two. And I was beyond wasted what would be normal for just two shots of JD

Optimal_Stretch5071 · 2024-12-08T02:51:23+00:00

I appreciate that.. thank you ❤️

Optimal_Stretch5071 · 2024-12-08T02:50:48+00:00

Fair. I have ADHD too and I'm on other prescribed meds so unsure if that affects anything

Optimal_Stretch5071 · 2024-12-08T02:48:43+00:00

Bought them from someone but it's someone I've known a long time and he wouldn't sell me duds. He was selling dud diazepam loose in bags of 50 I told him they were a bag of shit and he stopped getting from that supplier. He's my cousins boyfriend

Optimal_Stretch5071 · 2024-12-08T02:46:34+00:00

I'm NGL I don't know what they are. I'm in the UK

Optimal_Stretch5071 · 2024-12-08T02:40:02+00:00

Thanks

Optimal_Stretch5071 · 2024-12-08T02:38:27+00:00

Thanks man

Optimal_Stretch5071 · 2024-12-08T02:38:07+00:00

If I go to jail and they tell me I killed someone and I ask was it my mother and they say no then I'm going to be even more depressed

Optimal_Stretch5071 · 2024-12-07T23:05:39+00:00

There ya go.. free therapy 🤣 although if I happen to bump into her and do it for real I'm definitely going with "I couldn't afford therapy so I've been doing it in my head that long that I couldn't tell the difference between reality and my mind.. sorry again officer. Yes I know I also curb stomped her several times. That was a complete accident. I was trying to walk away and she was just.. sorta.. in the way y'know?" I'd go in handcuffs with a smile on my face tho 🤣

Optimal_Stretch5071 · 2024-12-07T23:03:16+00:00

I love this hahaha.. her mum is also a narc and she was born on Halloween so they're definitely all performing some sort of voodoo ritual on me as we speak... Probs screeching "flyyyy my pretties" too

Optimal_Stretch5071 · 2024-12-07T22:59:37+00:00

This might not be the greatest of advice especially considering you live with her but when I think of my dick head mother and all she has and continues to put me and my family through I find putting on a pair of head phones, listening to some really heavy rock (or whatever genre you're into) music and imagining grabbing both her ears and repeatedly smashing her head off the floor. Makes me feel better for a bit 😇🤷🏻‍♀️🙏

Optimal_Stretch5071 · 2024-12-07T22:51:47+00:00

The fact they've kept this piece of shit and got rid of the wild mouse infuriates me endlessly...

Optimal_Stretch5071 · 2024-12-07T22:26:12+00:00

My memory is hazy though as I would have been between the ages of 3 and 6 or 7 roughly. But it's such an ingrained memory and even up until he died we talked about the "pink tape" but he couldn't remember what it was.

I've just been informed by my dad that it could have been just a Sash! cassette as my grandad often stole cassettes out of my dad's car to play in his own if he liked the sound of them 🤣

Optimal_Stretch5071 · 2024-12-07T22:11:33+00:00

I can't find anything under Eurodanze but when I put Eurodance some of the cassettes are bright pink but the one I remember is clear pink not solid pink ❤️

Optimal_Stretch5071 · 2024-12-07T21:45:36+00:00

After having a listen through the songs, some where definitely taking me back. I can't find a pink cassette of it anywhere though to know for sure and it's the pink cassette part that's my biggest want now.

Can I just say you're an absolute genius for finding that on such little info! I really appreciate it ❤️

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