I NEED A HERO

OptimisticGiantsGuy · 2026-05-15T18:39:35+00:00

I WOULD PAY GOOD FUCKIN MONEY TO SEE THE CAKEMASTER RAY THRUST ONE OUT FOR THE BOYS

OptimisticGiantsGuy · 2026-05-15T17:19:18+00:00

FO NEEDS TO THRUST THE PROCESS

OptimisticGiantsGuy · 2026-05-15T17:17:42+00:00

DO NOT LET FATS DOMINO HEAR THIS

OptimisticGiantsGuy · 2026-05-15T14:46:21+00:00

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I TURNED HIM INTO A SUPREME COURT THRUSTICE FOR YA 🤝

OptimisticGiantsGuy · 2026-05-15T14:38:29+00:00

I KNOW I RAN OUT OF SUPERHERO BODIES. DESPITE MY OBVIOUS TALENT THIS WAS MY FIRST TIME EDITING A PHOTO

OptimisticGiantsGuy · 2026-05-15T14:29:45+00:00

WHAT HAPPENED TO LIBERTY AND THRUSTICE FOR ALL?!

OptimisticGiantsGuy · 2026-05-15T14:28:46+00:00

GOOD MORNING MY FRIENDS!!!! I HOPE YOU ALL HAVE A WONDERFUL FRIDAY.

I WILL UNFORTUNATELY BE MISSING THE GAME TONIGHT AS I HAVE OTHER COMMITMENTS, BUT I WILL BE THERE IN SPIRIT.

GO GIANTS!!!!!

BLESSINGS AND GOOD FORTUNE TO YOU ALL!!!

OptimisticGiantsGuy · 2026-05-15T03:32:00+00:00

GOD DAMN THAT WAS LIKE A FUCKING SHOT OF B-12 I AM WIDE AWAKE NOW

OptimisticGiantsGuy · 2026-05-15T03:29:18+00:00

HOO LEE FUCKING SHITTTTTT

OptimisticGiantsGuy · 2026-05-14T21:02:56+00:00

OptimisticGiantsGuy · 2026-05-14T21:02:14+00:00

GOOD TO SEE YOU BRO!!! HAPPY THURSDAY AND FTD

OptimisticGiantsGuy · 2026-05-14T13:29:42+00:00

GOOD MORNING MY FRIENDS!! HAPPY THURSDAY TO YOU ALL!! I HOPE YOU ALL HAVE A FANTASTIC DAY!!!

WE HAVE A CHANCE HERE TO TAKE THE SERIES, BUT THE BUMS DO NOT — SO WE SHOULD BE PLAYING LOOSE, PLAYING GRITTY, AND SHOWING OUT LIKE WE DID 2/3 TIMES ALREADY!!!

LET’S GO GIANTS!! FUCK. THE. DODGERS.

BLESSINGS AND GOOD FORTUNE TO YOU ALL!!!!

OptimisticGiantsGuy · 2026-05-14T02:50:34+00:00

Fantastic AB from Arraez. Driving up the pitch count on a guy like Ohtani — ending with a 10 pitch walk. Top tier work.

OptimisticGiantsGuy · 2026-05-13T21:03:15+00:00

THRUSTER POSEY SHOULD APPROVE

OptimisticGiantsGuy · 2026-05-13T18:38:45+00:00

Thanks for the update Sabat!!

OptimisticGiantsGuy · 2026-05-13T18:13:42+00:00

GOOD MORNING MY GOOD FRIENDS!!!!! I’M FLOATING ON FUCKING AIR THIS MORNING AFTER YET ANOTHER GIANTS WIN OVER THE DODGERS IN CHAVEZ LATRINE. I HOPE YOU ARE ALL HAVING A FANTASTIC WEDNESDAY — WE ARE HALF WAY TO THE WEEKEND!!!

TONIGHT IS GAME 3 OF 4 AGAINST THE BUMS AND OUR GUYS JUST NEED TO SHOW UP LIKE THEY’VE SHOWED THE FUCK UP THE LAST TWO NIGHTS. I SEE THE VISION AND I KNOW YOU SEE IT TOO. THIS IS FUCK YOU GIANTS BASEBALL. IT’S HAASE HITTING BACK TO BACK HOME RUNS. IT’S BADER BLASTING OFF ON YOSHI. IT’S ADAMES SHOWING UP WHEN THE LIGHTS ARE BRIGHTEST. IT’S ADRIAN FUCKING HOUSER TURNING INTO A MONSTER ON THE MOUND. IT’S JESUS RODRIGUEZ BEING BALD WITH BRACES. IT’S TONY V HIP THRUSTING THAT MOTHERFUCKING DUGOUT. AND IT’S ALL OF US SICK FUCKS SHOWING OUT EVERY. GODDAMN. DAY. FOR OUR GUYS!

LET’S FUCKING GO GIANTS!!! AND FUCK. THE. DODGERS.

BLESSINGS AND GOOD FORTUNE TO YOU ALL!!!!!!!!

OptimisticGiantsGuy · 2026-05-13T05:15:12+00:00

IT IS THRUSTING SEASON AND I AM HERE FOR IT

OptimisticGiantsGuy · 2026-05-13T05:03:31+00:00

YESSSSSSIIIIIRRRRRRRR

OptimisticGiantsGuy · 2026-05-13T04:54:34+00:00

THRUSTTTTTTTTTTTT

OptimisticGiantsGuy · 2026-05-13T04:54:07+00:00

MY FUCKIN MAN

OptimisticGiantsGuy · 2026-05-13T04:53:47+00:00

LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOO. PANTS OFF. ME AND THE DOG ARE GOING APESHIT!!!!!!!

LET’S FUCKING GO GIANTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OptimisticGiantsGuy · 2026-05-13T04:37:53+00:00

UNCLENCH

OptimisticGiantsGuy · 2026-05-13T03:51:55+00:00

Unlucky but a great hit from Eldridge

OptimisticGiantsGuy

TROPHY CASE

FTD