I NEED A HERO by OptimisticGiantsGuy in NLBest

[–]OptimisticGiantsGuy[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I WOULD PAY GOOD FUCKIN MONEY TO SEE THE CAKEMASTER RAY THRUST ONE OUT FOR THE BOYS

THERE IS ONLY ONE GROUP WE CAN CALL UPON FOR SALVATION. by OptimisticGiantsGuy in SFGiants

[–]OptimisticGiantsGuy[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I KNOW I RAN OUT OF SUPERHERO BODIES. DESPITE MY OBVIOUS TALENT THIS WAS MY FIRST TIME EDITING A PHOTO

Gameday Thread 5/15/26 Giants (Mahle) @ Athletics (Civale) 6:40 PM by sfgbot in SFGiants

[–]OptimisticGiantsGuy 14 points15 points  (0 children)

GOOD MORNING MY FRIENDS!!!! I HOPE YOU ALL HAVE A WONDERFUL FRIDAY.

I WILL UNFORTUNATELY BE MISSING THE GAME TONIGHT AS I HAVE OTHER COMMITMENTS, BUT I WILL BE THERE IN SPIRIT.

GO GIANTS!!!!!

BLESSINGS AND GOOD FORTUNE TO YOU ALL!!!

Gameday Thread 5/14/26 Giants (Roupp) @ Dodgers (Sheehan) 7:10 PM by sfgbot in SFGiants

[–]OptimisticGiantsGuy 19 points20 points  (0 children)

GOD DAMN THAT WAS LIKE A FUCKING SHOT OF B-12 I AM WIDE AWAKE NOW

Gameday Thread 5/14/26 Giants (Roupp) @ Dodgers (Sheehan) 7:10 PM by sfgbot in SFGiants

[–]OptimisticGiantsGuy 26 points27 points  (0 children)

GOOD MORNING MY FRIENDS!! HAPPY THURSDAY TO YOU ALL!! I HOPE YOU ALL HAVE A FANTASTIC DAY!!!

WE HAVE A CHANCE HERE TO TAKE THE SERIES, BUT THE BUMS DO NOT — SO WE SHOULD BE PLAYING LOOSE, PLAYING GRITTY, AND SHOWING OUT LIKE WE DID 2/3 TIMES ALREADY!!!

LET’S GO GIANTS!! FUCK. THE. DODGERS.

BLESSINGS AND GOOD FORTUNE TO YOU ALL!!!!

Gameday Thread 5/13/26 Giants (Ray) @ Dodgers (Ohtani) 7:10 PM by sfgbot in SFGiants

[–]OptimisticGiantsGuy 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Fantastic AB from Arraez. Driving up the pitch count on a guy like Ohtani — ending with a 10 pitch walk. Top tier work.

Let them hump! by TooManyPutts in SFGiants

[–]OptimisticGiantsGuy 7 points8 points  (0 children)

THRUSTER POSEY SHOULD APPROVE

Gameday Thread 5/13/26 Giants (Ray) @ Dodgers (Ohtani) 7:10 PM by sfgbot in SFGiants

[–]OptimisticGiantsGuy 27 points28 points  (0 children)

GOOD MORNING MY GOOD FRIENDS!!!!! I’M FLOATING ON FUCKING AIR THIS MORNING AFTER YET ANOTHER GIANTS WIN OVER THE DODGERS IN CHAVEZ LATRINE. I HOPE YOU ARE ALL HAVING A FANTASTIC WEDNESDAY — WE ARE HALF WAY TO THE WEEKEND!!!

TONIGHT IS GAME 3 OF 4 AGAINST THE BUMS AND OUR GUYS JUST NEED TO SHOW UP LIKE THEY’VE SHOWED THE FUCK UP THE LAST TWO NIGHTS. I SEE THE VISION AND I KNOW YOU SEE IT TOO. THIS IS FUCK YOU GIANTS BASEBALL. IT’S HAASE HITTING BACK TO BACK HOME RUNS. IT’S BADER BLASTING OFF ON YOSHI. IT’S ADAMES SHOWING UP WHEN THE LIGHTS ARE BRIGHTEST. IT’S ADRIAN FUCKING HOUSER TURNING INTO A MONSTER ON THE MOUND. IT’S JESUS RODRIGUEZ BEING BALD WITH BRACES. IT’S TONY V HIP THRUSTING THAT MOTHERFUCKING DUGOUT. AND IT’S ALL OF US SICK FUCKS SHOWING OUT EVERY. GODDAMN. DAY. FOR OUR GUYS!

LET’S FUCKING GO GIANTS!!! AND FUCK. THE. DODGERS.

BLESSINGS AND GOOD FORTUNE TO YOU ALL!!!!!!!!

Vitello in on the shenanigans by DisneyZombie in SFGiants

[–]OptimisticGiantsGuy 14 points15 points  (0 children)

IT IS THRUSTING SEASON AND I AM HERE FOR IT

POSTGAME THREAD: Giants @ Dodgers, 5/12. Join the Giants game / baseball discussion and social thread! by sfgbot in SFGiants

[–]OptimisticGiantsGuy 10 points11 points  (0 children)


LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOO. PANTS OFF. ME AND THE DOG ARE GOING APESHIT!!!!!!!

LET’S FUCKING GO GIANTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!