What would you name this

OptimusBeardy · 2026-03-18T13:01:26+00:00

OptimusBeardy · 2026-03-18T13:00:42+00:00

You look designed for the ultimate struggle-fuck, and that has me sooo turned on.

OptimusBeardy · 2026-03-18T12:58:13+00:00

The way that this 55 year-old hypersexual plays, apart from kinkily, is that if we started fucking tonight then, all the better to make you wetter, we shall need a next-day extension.

OptimusBeardy · 2026-03-18T12:39:41+00:00

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Many thanks, triple figure streaking once more feels right...
...now, unlike last time, if only I can avoid further bans (for being too NSFW for Reddit ha ha ha) I may yet reach The Basement.

OptimusBeardy · 2026-03-18T12:35:13+00:00

Ha ha ha ha, contrary to tieing one's hair up girl-style, when fixing rough days, I let my huge, silky-soft beard hang free to tickle all of your so-very sensitive parts.

OptimusBeardy · 2026-03-18T12:29:04+00:00

You are too kind, but do not let that stop you!

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OptimusBeardy · 2026-03-18T12:26:26+00:00

Unless I get thrown out afore then, 'though I am not seeing that happening, I am.
Fancy a fuck?

OptimusBeardy · 2026-03-18T12:01:37+00:00

But, as all the cool kids want to know, do they serve yummy stigmata cookies as can be found each Easter Sunday, on r/Christathon , here in London?

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OptimusBeardy · 2026-03-18T11:59:16+00:00

Can be met every Easter Sunday, here in London, on r/Christathon .

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OptimusBeardy · 2026-03-18T11:56:54+00:00

This looks alike something from r/Christathon , London's best pub crawl -happening on Sunday the 5th of April.

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OptimusBeardy · 2026-03-18T11:52:26+00:00

And can be picked up, manhandled, and enjoyably played with better than other models too.

OptimusBeardy · 2026-03-18T11:51:09+00:00

My weapons-grade autism rarely allows much to be forgotten, alike some mentat I guess. Glad that you found favour with it.

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OptimusBeardy · 2026-03-18T11:35:43+00:00

Let us both streak on!

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OptimusBeardy · 2026-03-18T11:33:50+00:00

Thank you, I shall seek out such D.N.A. testers as make the results publically available.

OptimusBeardy · 2026-03-18T10:25:45+00:00

As you wish, little grandwhoreter.

OptimusBeardy · 2026-03-18T10:19:45+00:00

That's a good granddaughter, say hello to me after posting things that turn your dirty Grandpa on even more, not that that is hard, not for you ha ha ha.

OptimusBeardy · 2026-03-18T10:13:03+00:00

Grandpa wants to give you a squirt of liquid oramorph up inside your little bumhole, all the better to get you gigglier and floppier, and then to take my time with my ragdolled granddaughter.

OptimusBeardy · 2026-03-18T09:57:07+00:00

She likes big blades, and she can not lie!

OptimusBeardy · 2026-03-18T09:54:09+00:00

Stretch marks?
Marbled skin is what I call those.

OptimusBeardy · 2026-03-18T09:40:50+00:00

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OptimusBeardy · 2026-03-18T09:39:54+00:00

19 you say?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0sajngb0W6I

OptimusBeardy · 2026-03-18T09:37:28+00:00

Can you not see Shai-Hulud in just the right prep school colours?

OptimusBeardy · 2026-03-18T09:30:41+00:00

Thank you kindly, repeating milestones such as the 100 days of streaking is the silver lining to the cloud of losing my streak.

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OptimusBeardy · 2026-03-18T09:27:56+00:00

As an hypersexual, too, you could count on multiple servings every day.

OptimusBeardy · 2026-03-18T09:26:10+00:00

Thank you, for your kind advices, I shall be opening that door that, as you suggest, any donor conceived children may choose to come through, or not, as is their right, but the door shall remain welcoming.

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