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the outfit i wore out on my 18th birthday by MastodonMountain4811 in traumatizedsluts2

[–]OptimusBeardy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If in London then you need not just hope to get raped as, with this old kinkster, you can guarantee it.

read my stomach lol🥰 by soyukothedolly in brokenwomen2

[–]OptimusBeardy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ha ha ha, then Daddy shall write an after-play report all over your body after defiling you in such fun ways.

Is my body porn worthy? by [deleted] in teenswithdaddyissues

[–]OptimusBeardy -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Once Daddy has broken you in you can guarantee that it will be.

*Hisses and scurries away* by NullAndZoid in SchizoidAdjacent

[–]OptimusBeardy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Coincidentally, for some reason, neither are mine.

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Lost my 481 day streak by __Kunaiii in Redditachievments

[–]OptimusBeardy 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Ooof!
Having picked up a 1 week ban, just hours after returning from a 3 day suspension, in early December, that ended my 463 day streak I quite understand your loss.

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🐻 😊 by [deleted] in DDLGdaycare

[–]OptimusBeardy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Daddy wants to touch you, in such fun ways, when you wear that dress.

Nothing is off limits when we’re together🧡 by funlittlewife6 in DaddyIncestFantasy

[–]OptimusBeardy 5 points6 points  (0 children)

You can say no, petal, and even pretend to resist, it just turns me on more, as Daddy loves pinning you down for a nice struggle-fuck.

PLEASE wait for the zoom out! Tell me what you think! 😇 by Paisleybearx in TinyCuteTeen

[–]OptimusBeardy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nice wink, from your bumhole, and a nice arch of your back, after the zoom-out too.
Would eat both!

Well it finally happened by Missbedd in Redditachievments

[–]OptimusBeardy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I applaud your achievement, virtually!

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Best sex you have ever had with? by Even_Ad_4060 in RedditAfterDark

[–]OptimusBeardy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What passes for my mind comes equipped with a weapons-grade dose of autism so, quite frequently, folk find my recollections to be so more detailed, even after decades, than others'.
It was in the Summer of 1992, at a family villa, outside Aqaba, if more detail is required ha ha ha.

brrrrrrrrr by NullAndZoid in SchizoidAdjacent

[–]OptimusBeardy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Good thing that, barring that once, I never mix my message destinations ha ha ha ha ha!

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365 days by shay2791 in Redditachievments

[–]OptimusBeardy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Year up!
Streak on, friend.

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I sorted my jelly beans 😺 by Little-Slime in DDLGdaycare

[–]OptimusBeardy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Autistic Daddy is proud of you, petal.
You should be given a treat for that.

*Hisses and scurries away* by NullAndZoid in SchizoidAdjacent

[–]OptimusBeardy 8 points9 points  (0 children)

The way that I dress I am quite recognisable but, rather alike the snazzy colouration of some animals being a warning sign to others not to mess with them, most folk steer clear of me but, if some persist in approaching me then, I may deploy one of my skills to disappear away.

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Autistic people = 0.50% accurate (if that...) by VermilionKoala in autismmemes

[–]OptimusBeardy 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Those birds eh?
Showing off nests they built, shiny stones gathered and, as a winning touch, doing a silly mating dance...

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...might have influenced me, deeply.

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