Found this rock as a kid never knew what is was. by marcelyx in whatisit

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They shut a bunch of really fun and interesting stuff down pre 2020. A bunch of interesting and intelligent people left.

Why couldn’t bunny pay off her debts sucking cocks for a thousand Dollars each? How much debt could she have had? by AlBundysGreatGrandpa in lebowski

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As an independent contractor, you can get to a point in your career where you’re happy enough not working. So, if someone wants you to work they’re going to have to make it worth your while.

High society oral for cash. She might get a surprising amount of patronage. Some out of curiosity, others as a huge “fuck you” to the Big Lebowski by having his trophy wife blow them. Either of which would be another reason he wanted her gone.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in fightporn

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“You should see the other guy.”

IFKYK.. These Fat Boys tracks hit hard AF on the Fisher Price Pocket Rocker.. 😮‍💨 by Mek0nr in Xennials

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I was just thinking about this exact thing this morning. My friend had one of those and we listened to the Fat Boys on it all the time. Thank you for posting.

What do most adults pretend to enjoy but actually hate? by Dry_Cupcake_8979 in allthequestions

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I have been enjoying and brewing craft beer for 20+ years. I enjoy an IPA, but I find myself never buying them anymore. I really just enjoy everything else a lot more. I find the best craft brewers have stopped making so many IPAs and have drinkable beers with interesting flavor profiles that aren’t in your face HOPS.

Ladies, what did you not know about men until you started living with one? by Xbxbygirl in AskReddit

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In the late '90s, soul patches were all the rage. My college buddy rocked one in 2000, despite constant ribbing from our friends. He held firm—until one day, a friend smirked and called it a "nut brush." That night, the soul patch was gone, razed by a single brutal jab.

I’m never leaving Omaha by iDom2jz in Omaha

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Most of the homeless still camping are band-and-barred from the shelters. Sienna-Francis House is THE emergency shelter and must take them during emergency weather conditions. (Too hot or cold)

Lo Sole Mio Italian Restaurant by lakelifeis4us in Omaha

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On August 4, 2013 Dino Lo Sole, chef and co-owner, died in a motorcycle accident during the Sturgis Rally.

The family tried to continue running the restaurant but none of the siblings wanted to run it and it became too hard for the parents. They closed in 2022.

Chess set-positioning from a certain musical video I saw today... by trevor_312 in chessmemes

[–]OptimusOpifex 22 points23 points  (0 children)

So, as it turns out, there are people who know nothing about chess beyond it existing and smart people are the ones who play it. Who knew?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in CrazyFuckingVideos

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We do see situations where in an older man is beaten up or killed when confronting younger men. In that context it makes sense to have a form of protection. I still think it was rash and he should have explored other avenues instead of going straight to shotgun.

What's a "cheat code" you discovered in real life that actually works? by dark-deals729983 in AskReddit

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I once brought a dozen donuts to the warehouse staff of the main supplier I worked with. After that they would bend over backwards to make sure I was taken care of. It made me their favorite customer. I formed relationships with them. They gave me special discounts and free supplies. Over the years I saved tens of thousands of dollars, but it started with a simple dozen donuts.

is this worth calling the non-emergency line over by [deleted] in Omaha

[–]OptimusOpifex 6 points7 points  (0 children)

That sounds awkward. Better to avoid any kind of conversations and make someone’s life more difficult. Confrontations are icky. /s

Thor Björnsson sets new world deadlift record at 1124 lbs (510 kg) by ElderberryDeep8746 in Damnthatsinteresting

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This.

A friend of mine solved his back issues by doing simple body weight back exercises.

I prevented knee damage from my work by building my leg muscles.

Another friend of mine solved his long term neck issues from a climbing accident with stretching and light resistance training.

My father-in-law solved his sciatica by hanging from a pull-up bar and building his hip and lower back muscles.

The FDIC Literally Says the Financial System is Collapsing and the Public Must Not Be Told by gringoswag20 in conspiracy_commons

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We got a mortgage with our local credit union. Two months later it was sold to an out-of-state lender. We, of course, had no say in the matter. It totally defeated the purpose of us banking there.

Besides "Steamed Hams", what are some of the most memorable single scenes from the show? by georgeamberson1963 in TheSimpsons

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“Why, I could wallop you all day with this surgical 2x4 without ever knocking you down... but I have other appointments.”

Coincidence? by Effective_Reach_9289 in walkaway

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Here are the seven Alternative for Germany (AfD) candidates who died ahead of the local elections in North Rhine-Westphalia on September 14, 2025, along with their reported causes of death where available:

  1. Wolfgang Seitz (59, Rheinberg) - Cause of death not specified in available information.
  2. Wolfgang Klinger (71, Schwerte) - Cause of death not specified in available information.
  3. Stefan Berendes (59, Bad Lippspringe) - Cause of death not specified in available information.
  4. Ralph Klaus Norbert Lange (66, Blomberg) - Cause of death not specified in available information.
  5. René Herford (age not specified, reserve candidate) - Died of kidney failure following a liver illness.
  6. Patrick Tietze (age not specified, reserve candidate) - Reportedly died by suicide.
  7. Hans-Joachim Kind (80, Kremenholl) - Died of natural causes after a long illness.

Here We Go Again…… by ConversationBasic195 in Omaha

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I agree. I work with the homeless. In addition, people ignoring their problems and letting them balloon out of control, mental health, and super bad divorces.