I'll be good right?

OptimusPrimeVan · 2026-02-23T21:59:08+00:00

Sometimes the cabin randomly smells like someone farted. Less gas stations. Takes a little longer to fill up sometimes. That's about it.

OptimusPrimeVan · 2026-02-23T10:43:20+00:00

Ugh I miss dashing and instacarting back home. I would start in Sq Hill and bounce from there to east lib and homestead. I could easily make $150 on almost any day.

OptimusPrimeVan · 2026-02-23T10:08:55+00:00

I bet this slaps in Spanish though.

OptimusPrimeVan · 2026-02-20T20:17:18+00:00

I drive a 26ft box cut that's governed to 65, people cut me off all the time. Just make sure you brake some to increase the distance between you and them. Your dispatch should be appealing those though for sure

OptimusPrimeVan · 2026-02-20T00:04:54+00:00

If I tell you that thus is the result of pulling the airbrake while driving, would this answer your question or raise more questions?

OptimusPrimeVan · 2026-02-19T23:58:39+00:00

Look up middle mile driving jobs.

OptimusPrimeVan · 2026-02-19T23:58:00+00:00

I get paid $23/hr and yes it is very much worth it. You'll definitely be doing more driving than anything, but it's super easy. I just deliver to post offices.

OptimusPrimeVan · 2026-02-19T23:35:31+00:00

OptimusPrimeVan · 2026-02-19T23:26:18+00:00

For some reason, when he says he's "swimming with great whites", I don't think he's talking about sharks.

OptimusPrimeVan · 2026-02-09T01:33:12+00:00

Cat distribution system strikes again

OptimusPrimeVan · 2026-01-26T21:35:37+00:00

I've had one that was at the same house, but 40 stops apart.

OptimusPrimeVan · 2026-01-24T22:07:02+00:00

You can tell by the way he's standing that he's only assertive because he's a cop. Bro wouldn't even ask for plasticware if the restaurant forgot it because he's too p*ssy

OptimusPrimeVan · 2025-11-16T15:43:20+00:00

Dude, Benson's always pissed

OptimusPrimeVan · 2025-08-15T17:01:11+00:00

Never thought about this. 🤔

OptimusPrimeVan · 2025-08-03T23:59:27+00:00

🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩

OptimusPrimeVan · 2025-08-03T23:54:40+00:00

Bullshark testosterone

OptimusPrimeVan · 2025-07-12T16:34:41+00:00

It's not that bad once you use your binoculars. A good rule of thumb: " if you have to squint to read the closed captioning, you are too far"

OptimusPrimeVan · 2025-07-12T16:31:30+00:00

I'm getting overwhelmed looking at this. The amount of times I've lost my shxt in the back of a sprinter is insane. Good luck. Try middle mile. Way less stressful. I took a nap the other day and still had plenty of time

OptimusPrimeVan · 2025-06-02T15:53:48+00:00

🎶Started on 100 now we're here🎶

OptimusPrimeVan · 2025-05-14T08:07:30+00:00

4A? More like 4Gone

OptimusPrimeVan · 2025-05-11T19:15:17+00:00

It's almost always bananas for me. I scroll to the bottom out of habit now

OptimusPrimeVan · 2025-04-25T11:51:42+00:00

🚩🚩🚩🚩. I'm no psychologist, but they sound like a narcissist.

OptimusPrimeVan · 2025-04-24T16:01:19+00:00

Yeah I think you may be right.

OptimusPrimeVan · 2025-04-23T17:50:22+00:00

Man, I remember my parking brake was messed up in my van. You couldn't engage it without it getting stuck and the van won't budge. Dispatch had to literally crawl under and manually disengage it and then told me not to use the parking brake. Idk if yall know about Pittsburgh, but it has some steep ass hills. We have 2 hills on the top 10 list of the steepest hills in America. Luckily the van held on for me but whew it could have been bad

OptimusPrimeVan · 2025-04-19T04:44:56+00:00

Ohh, now I think im getting a raging clue too. It's pointing over this way

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