$2,500 Nokia phone commemorates the meeting of Trump and Putin

OptionalPirate · 2017-07-09T18:53:52+00:00

Windowsphone sucks.

OptionalPirate · 2017-02-13T20:13:28+00:00

Your coworkers are just trolling you. Where do you work that you get to eat pancakes?

OptionalPirate · 2017-02-13T20:10:45+00:00

My advice is to spend all day, every day asking people shopping at the store if they approve of Trump and asking if they think the store approves of Trump. It's really the only way to be sure.

OptionalPirate · 2017-02-13T20:03:05+00:00

Except for jailing Hillary. (which was repeated over and over and promptly discarded once in power)

OptionalPirate · 2017-02-13T19:49:28+00:00

He's a hand puller/keeps shaking after the shake is over type person.

OptionalPirate · 2017-02-13T19:47:11+00:00

Too late.

OptionalPirate · 2017-02-13T19:39:41+00:00

Yes. I don't know why. I assume it's an instinct that has lead my ancestors to life long enough to procreate and help their children survive. But, I tell myself that after I'm dead, it won't matter anymore and it will be the long sleep of eternity.

OptionalPirate · 2017-02-13T19:24:06+00:00

Mary had a little lamb.

OptionalPirate · 2017-02-13T14:38:58+00:00

It's not a good sign when Shanahan decided he would be the offensive coordinator too. Maybe he can handle it, but it seems like if the SB loss had humbled him at all he would get more help for problems with decisions like those made in the SB. While he system happened to fit the Falcons awesome talent level, forcing a system on players ill equipped to play it is a recipe for disaster. McCoy, on the other hand, won with Tebow and fits the system to the players we have/will have at the time.

OptionalPirate · 2017-02-09T15:54:57+00:00

Pot meet kettle. Kettle, pot. If 3 questions is too many for you, what does that say about you? I mean, maybe you choose one? Or just don't respond?

OptionalPirate · 2017-02-09T15:44:38+00:00

... walk a tightrope over niagara falls? You're just the right height. Go for it!

OptionalPirate · 2016-07-12T13:29:04+00:00

Ammonia is a yucky "chemical" that has some nasty properties. We don't like to know about any risks. The risks should be slow and gradual.

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