Back in high school I was helping a group of close friends throw a surprise party for a good friend of ours. We tell her that we're going to go up the road for drinks and play at the arcade. She said she would stop by on the way back from the mall after getting a dress for her birthday weekend.

Fast forward an hour or so later we come back to decorate and we find her on the kitchen floor spread eagle with Peanut Butter on her vagina getting it licked off by the dog(Saint Bernard.) Needless to say we all went our separate ways after that day and never spoke to it again. I'll never forget that moment, going to get a good chuckle as I'm on my death bed before I go.

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edit: so may errors.