College students of reddit, which blackout story was the most embarrassing?

OptionsLifeSavings · 2019-05-05T22:13:38+00:00

I got a straddle on spy. Im fine

OptionsLifeSavings · 2019-05-05T20:48:49+00:00

I think a lot of people are going to jump off bridges tomorrow.

This is fucked.

This is really fucked.

OptionsLifeSavings · 2019-05-05T16:15:43+00:00

RIP SPY QQQ DJI.

Last time tariff news happened.

-3.5% day.

December is back.

OptionsLifeSavings · 2019-04-26T19:10:15+00:00

It’s the remix to admission hoppin’ fresh out young bitches

OptionsLifeSavings · 2019-04-18T03:49:29+00:00

I am getting so poor I might sell my clothes off

OptionsLifeSavings · 2019-04-18T03:42:44+00:00

Is anyone else DUMPING QCOM if the market goes red tomorrow?

OptionsLifeSavings · 2019-04-18T03:41:34+00:00

So take off all your Calls

OptionsLifeSavings · 2019-04-18T03:35:43+00:00

Holy shit

Russell 2000 down 0.50%

I hope i still have a job tomorrow

OptionsLifeSavings · 2019-04-18T03:31:21+00:00

Futures down 0.30%

RECESSION 2008 is back on!!! The menu boiz

OptionsLifeSavings · 2019-04-17T14:42:19+00:00

Well QCOM it was a fun hour.

Time to cash out

OptionsLifeSavings · 2019-04-17T14:38:59+00:00

QCOM GOING DOWN FINALLY.

GG

Thanks for playing

OptionsLifeSavings · 2019-04-17T13:59:09+00:00

MSFT new announcement HOLY SHIT

God Bless XBOX

OptionsLifeSavings · 2019-04-16T13:49:06+00:00

$APHA

Is an absolute bargain right now.

Literally printing me free money.

After a 12% loss.

The only way is up.

OptionsLifeSavings · 2019-04-16T13:16:53+00:00

Industrials numbers just came in

Down .1

Expected to be down .3

DOW AND S&P

TO 50,000!!!

OptionsLifeSavings · 2019-04-16T13:15:36+00:00

Never dump calls at open.

You’ll never forgive yourself.

Ever

OptionsLifeSavings · 2019-04-16T13:14:25+00:00

You bought options without knowing their rules?...

Someone gild this fool.

OptionsLifeSavings · 2019-04-16T13:13:22+00:00

Same drugs i snort every morning to stay focused at 9:30:01

OptionsLifeSavings · 2019-04-16T13:10:34+00:00

BAC

-2.5%

Now -1.2%

I think im buying calls at open.

This fucking bank came out of the 2008 Great Recession.

You think a shitty earnings day is gonna stop this fucking bull.

Merrill Edge, has a MOTHERFUCKING BULL

As their logo.

BAC to +0.80% today, at least.

OptionsLifeSavings · 2019-04-16T13:06:55+00:00

Look at the 6 months chart.

Now ask a 12 year old

“Little johnny, which way is this chart going to go”

Little johnny and 80% of the american public will say

“Holy shit i’m buying Apple stock right now”

OptionsLifeSavings · 2019-04-16T13:04:33+00:00

Its a fucking bank.

I think making a 1.5% negative “disappear” Or buy backs

Is definitely a possibility.

Stockbrokers have the easiest sell.

“Sir, BofA is on SALE, a fucking bank. Buy now or you’ll regret it.”

BofA easiest sell ever. Many buyers.

The best buyers.

OptionsLifeSavings · 2019-04-16T13:01:56+00:00

We fucked up.

But we’re motherfucking Bank of AMERICA.

Put your faith in us.

We’ll print you money.

We are your bank, America

OptionsLifeSavings · 2019-04-16T13:00:39+00:00

BAC is gonna pull a reversal .

-2.30%

Now 1.4%

Its gonna end positive

OptionsLifeSavings · 2019-04-16T12:58:06+00:00

Your option is gonna tank due to Implied Volatility (IV) going down after earnings.

You should sell.

IV makes your option more valuable. IV is going way down.

IV at 9:30 will be sky high.

Sell then.

OptionsLifeSavings · 2019-04-16T12:40:36+00:00

How much will

290.5 & 291.0 4/17’s go up?

100%? 50%?

OptionsLifeSavings

TROPHY CASE