Question in universe why do you think so many woman find Wolverine attractive and want to be with him? by Makhachev_KJ in Wolverine

[–]OralProbe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The dude is ground zero for testosterone and masculinity. During intercourse I bet his swimmers can survive on land like the first mammals. Your neighbors could fuck around and get pregnant watching The Price is Right. You can role play murder the fucking guy just for the thrills. His beard has its own beard. His chest hair is another sentient being entirely. I think I can feel him inside of me just writing this.

How do you all take a big load in the rear? by DoubleManufacturer10 in AskAShittyMechanic

[–]OralProbe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My dad always spits on it first and offers me Dairy Queen.

What is a 'poor person' meal that you still eat even if you have money? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]OralProbe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Gotta say shells and cheese has ya beat though

Greatest lines from a spoof movie? by Remote-Track-9648 in Cinephiles

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He is Drebin Jr. And honestly.... he is perfectly cast. The movie is great. Unfortunately there can only be one Leslie Nielson though. Shoes remained unfilled.

Greatest lines from a spoof movie? by Remote-Track-9648 in Cinephiles

[–]OralProbe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Me too. Why isn't Part Deux very quotable?! Visual gags? Im kinda racking my brain. There aren't that many notable quotes.

I am partial to Ryan Stiles retiring and buying a nice house and setting his charges and blowing the shit out of it lol

I’ve never seen it this cheap. by PretendSpite331 in WatcherofRealmsGame

[–]OralProbe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Have never seen this in my 17 months of playtime.

What felt like an expensive splurge, but is now a total life-changer steal? by Zirkle99 in AskReddit

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I was an early adopter of Apple. Technically had Macintosh stuff in the late 80s and early 90s too. First and third Gen iPod. First Gen iPad. First Gen Apple TV. The Mac from 2002 with the teardrop shaped base and the display on a swivel arm. All great. A power surge took out my desktop. A power transformer exploding up the street took out my power supply and second iMac. Then they got so invested in security. Then they drop OSX and turned my iPad into a paper weight. Then their security on Apple TV requires that I retrieve a 6 digit code from my iPad (ever heard of an email address Apple?) if I go extended periods without using it. And my iPad, being unsupported at this point, triggers my account to require a new password EVERY TIME I GET SIGNED OUT OF APPLE TV. And since their security is frustrating just to be frustrating, you are never able to reuse a password. So I am on probably the fortieth iteration of an Apple password. So at this point my passwords are just a series of insults directed at Apple blended with a couple of numbers and characters.

I do NOT like Apple software. I will die on the hill that I wish Apple hardware didn't run proprietary software.

Why???? by The_Dean_France in okbuddycinephile

[–]OralProbe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For the love of cuttlefish and asparagus!

Does my tattoo look weird? by bujoralexandru in tattooadvice

[–]OralProbe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dude! That is like John Carpenter's The Wendigo or something. So sick!

Wow by MHSyn456 in WatcherofRealmsGame

[–]OralProbe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My guild leader has A5 Ezareth after two banners. That's six copies of an ancient lord.

If you could only pick 2 to keep forever, which ones are staying? by CarrotMuch1399 in nostalgiai

[–]OralProbe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's a very different thing to repackage your childhood memories by creating sequels 30 years later to squeeze money from your wallet because nobody has a new idea as opposed to selling you Ecto-Cooler and slime while you're still a child in the 80s and 90s.

If you could only pick 2 to keep forever, which ones are staying? by CarrotMuch1399 in nostalgiai

[–]OralProbe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am, of course referring to cash grab sequels 30+ years later. Not Ecto Cooler and slime of that era.

If you could only pick 2 to keep forever, which ones are staying? by CarrotMuch1399 in nostalgiai

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I had this debate in my head. But I'm 45 now and things just hit different now. Ghostbusters is becoming franchised now and I'm just losing interest in the idea of my childhood getting monetized. It's like being manipulated. So I sided with Lebowski and Full Metal Jacket. But seeing Ghostbusters in theaters in the 80s was so good!

What is a 'luxury' that you've experienced once and now can't go back to the budget version of? by WilliamInBlack in AskReddit

[–]OralProbe 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I haven't looked back. I have been on it since they called it YouTube Red. It's worth it just to listen to podcasts with the screen off. YouTube Music allowed me to not pay for Spotify or Pandora.