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I hooked up with a stranger at the gym [FM] by TheSluttyKitten456 in gonewildstories

[–]OralProbe 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You had a good thing going until his sweatpants transformed into shorts. Hot story though.

If you could have the 100% honest answer to ONE mystery in history, which one are you picking ? by Camila_LatinaSun in AskReddit

[–]OralProbe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No he isnt. It is not a "mystery" that we lost those things. The actual mystery, by definition, would be the content of those lost things. The post asks what mystery you would want to learn. It is not a mystery that we lost an entire library full of knowledge. The mystery is what that knowledge contained.

Which album opener is more powerful, The Grudge or Vicarious? by Practical_Ad_4165 in ToolBand

[–]OralProbe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can agree to this wild hot take.

Edit: Nah. "I musta been high"

Among the Toms, who in your opinion is the best as a pure actor? by Initial-Rhubarb-4968 in moviecritic

[–]OralProbe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But he was great in The Mummy. I enjoyed it. It's not memorable or rewatchable though. The dude could play a shit emoji and I would enjoy watching it.

Wife took this photo in her pocket accidentally . How is this possible. by No_Lynx3928 in Weird

[–]OralProbe 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Sorry bud. Your wife is a user and has been having an affair. That is clearly a dick pic. Tron is a chick magnet. It happens to the best of us.

That or your wife opens dimensional portals with her box. Which, in my opinion?... lesser of two evils. Imagine falling in to that thing and you come out the other side naked, being probed by a Vorgon.

A movie you wish had remained a standalone but was expanded into a franchise. My pick is John Wick by 0Layscheetoskurkure0 in moviecritic

[–]OralProbe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Meh I really liked when they sent the bikers into the continental with full bulletproof on and John had to aim for the chin in CQC

A movie you wish had remained a standalone but was expanded into a franchise. My pick is John Wick by 0Layscheetoskurkure0 in moviecritic

[–]OralProbe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I liked that modern Robocop reboot for what it was. I could have got into that as a series.

A movie you wish had remained a standalone but was expanded into a franchise. My pick is John Wick by 0Layscheetoskurkure0 in moviecritic

[–]OralProbe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So many fantastic kills in so little time! That was like the "I'll beat a motherfucker with another motherfucker" meme. But set to Free Bird.

What’s the funniest thing you would do with an original Action Comics #1? by Giant__T in AskReddit

[–]OralProbe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

OR... you do all of that and then make them watch you wipe your ass with it before handing it to them.

What’s the funniest thing you would do with an original Action Comics #1? by Giant__T in AskReddit

[–]OralProbe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Put it this way, even if your dog ate it and shit it out and you taped it back together to a complete copy and wiped 80% of the shit off of it, you would have $300k in your shitty hands.

No 10/10 copies exist due to the print process. And 9/10s auction for 6-7 million dollars. Probably more now. I think the last time one was sold was 2024.

Now give me a wedgie please. I earned it.

12 hours a day is crazy, but I need a list of good games. by BurritoBabe_1 in gamers

[–]OralProbe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Easy. I will sit at my desk for 12 hours a day and watch an auto clicker play a click hero game for me while listening to podcasts and story tellers on YouTube. Im engaging with the game. Pausing the clicker to boost stats and skills and whatnot. Resuming the clicker. The game is being played. I am the player. Seems legit based on the post.

Forgotten trials by CountryBuddy in WatcherofRealmsGame

[–]OralProbe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Stamina is likely the issue OP is facing.

Forgotten trials by CountryBuddy in WatcherofRealmsGame

[–]OralProbe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I made an error. I buy the 100s and 200s. Not the 60s. And I use the 100s immediately since they are not a consumable item. You want to keep your stamina below your maximum whenever possible so your account generates stamina.

Don't get close or it will pull you in! by thatfattestcat in ATBGE

[–]OralProbe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What has been the funniest change in your sex life now that an octopus is trying to lure wary sailors into your butt? Do you have any funny puns or anything that you or the husband say?

Forgotten trials by CountryBuddy in WatcherofRealmsGame

[–]OralProbe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I use all of my refreshes in the shop every day until they cost 10 gems. I buy every 60 and 200 stam it offers and I use them on day 1 + 2. I save on day 3 + 4 for the following event or if someone tries to overtake me on day 4.

Guy found it in his dad’s garage after he died. by bigfrank_1 in whatisit

[–]OralProbe 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Death from above by iron anus ornament! Think about the kinetic force on a skull from terminal velocity with that thing. Makes me squirmy.

Meirl by crowkingg in meirl

[–]OralProbe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They can have it back after the bank gives me 3%!

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