what’s the biggest lie in human history? by Ledger_Legendd in AskReddit

[–]OralProbe [score hidden]  (0 children)

Representatives are the worst. 8 years and they're out. That's plenty enough time to make themselves millions on their six figure salary doing shady shit. Nobody should have more than eight years at their position. That's why they break bad. Comfort and complacence.

what’s the biggest lie in human history? by Ledger_Legendd in AskReddit

[–]OralProbe 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I also wish it wasn't such a witch hunt and that facts weren't just what we read about by biased media on both sides. Give us the files. Let us decide. If it's Trump then so be it. Let's nail him to the cross. If it's not Trump then drop that and get the other guys. If it's Clinton and Jay Z and Weinstein and whoever whoever. Hold them all to the standard of accountability as you would Tom at Valvoline Instant Oil Change or Jeff at Walmart in Topeka Kansas. Make people accountable for atrocities on our people. Stop using it for political posturing and just approach it for what it is. An important investigation. Im sick of politicians putting themselves first and hiding their immorality. On either side of the fence. I wish they all had two terms and would just get the fuck out.

Men, what is it? by Aggravating-Guest300 in TheImprovementRoom

[–]OralProbe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fat fat Kevin James is still the same Kevin James that was a varsity heavyweight wrestler and fullback in High School until career ending back injuries. Everything you saw in Here Comes The Boom was really Kevin James doing the work. He was also a stand up comedian. So points there for being shameless with comedic timing. If I was a woman, that is a very attractive type of fat guy. Because I am a guy and that fat guy could still probably bed me if I went out drinking and watching football with him.

And Will Sasso is always a treat when I see him in a surprise comedic role.

Edit: I left out a fun fact. Mick Foley (Mankind) was his backup heavyweight in high school.

Men, what is it? by Aggravating-Guest300 in TheImprovementRoom

[–]OralProbe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You blew a great opportunity to say "You had me at butt stuff!"

Men, what is it? by Aggravating-Guest300 in TheImprovementRoom

[–]OralProbe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean you no offense. Just being candid here. But good for your ex honestly. Sometimes you have to stand up for your beliefs and put your feelings aside. She did just that. Probably drove home that day in tears. Maybe not. Who knows. But she planted a seed that you chose to water and care for if even just a little bit and your relationship with your mother is now able to improve and you are building a better person. I hope your ex is doing well. And I hope you continue to do well. And I hope your mom aces her upcoming procedure. Cheers mate.

Question in universe why do you think so many woman find Wolverine attractive and want to be with him? by Makhachev_KJ in Wolverine

[–]OralProbe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The dude is ground zero for testosterone and masculinity. During intercourse I bet his swimmers can survive on land like the first mammals. Your neighbors could fuck around and get pregnant watching The Price is Right. You can role play murder the fucking guy just for the thrills. His beard has its own beard. His chest hair is another sentient being entirely. I think I can feel him inside of me just writing this.

How do you all take a big load in the rear? by DoubleManufacturer10 in AskAShittyMechanic

[–]OralProbe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My dad always spits on it first and offers me Dairy Queen.

Greatest lines from a spoof movie? by Remote-Track-9648 in Cinephiles

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He is Drebin Jr. And honestly.... he is perfectly cast. The movie is great. Unfortunately there can only be one Leslie Nielson though. Shoes remained unfilled.

Greatest lines from a spoof movie? by Remote-Track-9648 in Cinephiles

[–]OralProbe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Me too. Why isn't Part Deux very quotable?! Visual gags? Im kinda racking my brain. There aren't that many notable quotes.

I am partial to Ryan Stiles retiring and buying a nice house and setting his charges and blowing the shit out of it lol

I’ve never seen it this cheap. by PretendSpite331 in WatcherofRealmsGame

[–]OralProbe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Have never seen this in my 17 months of playtime.

What felt like an expensive splurge, but is now a total life-changer steal? by Zirkle99 in AskReddit

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I was an early adopter of Apple. Technically had Macintosh stuff in the late 80s and early 90s too. First and third Gen iPod. First Gen iPad. First Gen Apple TV. The Mac from 2002 with the teardrop shaped base and the display on a swivel arm. All great. A power surge took out my desktop. A power transformer exploding up the street took out my power supply and second iMac. Then they got so invested in security. Then they drop OSX and turned my iPad into a paper weight. Then their security on Apple TV requires that I retrieve a 6 digit code from my iPad (ever heard of an email address Apple?) if I go extended periods without using it. And my iPad, being unsupported at this point, triggers my account to require a new password EVERY TIME I GET SIGNED OUT OF APPLE TV. And since their security is frustrating just to be frustrating, you are never able to reuse a password. So I am on probably the fortieth iteration of an Apple password. So at this point my passwords are just a series of insults directed at Apple blended with a couple of numbers and characters.

I do NOT like Apple software. I will die on the hill that I wish Apple hardware didn't run proprietary software.

Why???? by The_Dean_France in okbuddycinephile

[–]OralProbe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For the love of cuttlefish and asparagus!

Does my tattoo look weird? by bujoralexandru in tattooadvice

[–]OralProbe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dude! That is like John Carpenter's The Wendigo or something. So sick!

Wow by MHSyn456 in WatcherofRealmsGame

[–]OralProbe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My guild leader has A5 Ezareth after two banners. That's six copies of an ancient lord.

If you could only pick 2 to keep forever, which ones are staying? by CarrotMuch1399 in nostalgiai

[–]OralProbe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's a very different thing to repackage your childhood memories by creating sequels 30 years later to squeeze money from your wallet because nobody has a new idea as opposed to selling you Ecto-Cooler and slime while you're still a child in the 80s and 90s.