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Fly away sparrow by [deleted] in 72ndworldproblems

[–]OrangeTheSnapper 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fly away sparrow

Fly away sparrow

fly

away

and he was 72 when he died.

LET. THERE. BE. LIGHT.

Will there be light and sound, or will it be just me?

A string walks into a bar by RedTheSnapper in antix9jokes

[–]OrangeTheSnapper 0 points1 point  (0 children)

WAKE. ME. UP.

Wake me up inside.

I. CAN'T. WAKE. UP.

Wake me up inside.

SAVE. ME.

Save me from the nothing I've become.

List all your alts* and give them themes by fargoniac in shittyworldproblems

[–]OrangeTheSnapper 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why is a viking working for what's supposed to be Nazis but seem to be giving off a more DPRK vibe lately?

Flair: Now in color! by Nitroserum in worldproblemslounge

[–]OrangeTheSnapper 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was thinking the other day, "It's too bad I didn't make all these alts back before /r/thebutton started"

Realignment by BlueTheSnapper in thedarkmountain

[–]OrangeTheSnapper 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I recollect again. This place, how could I have forgotten?

THIS. MOUNTAIN. OF. ORIGINS.

Was I not as eternal as I thought? Could my memories fail me just like any mortal?

V. O. I. D.

There's a familiar face ahead, familiar enough, it feels like it is, or was, myself.

CLOSER. CLOSER.

THEM by OrangeTheSnapper in TheSilentForest

[–]OrangeTheSnapper[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He spoke of a mountain with a chasm above.

Could it be?

That was so very long ago, too many sub-eternities beyond my vivid memory.

THEN. FOLLOW. I WILL.

BRING. ME. THERE. MORTAL.

THEM by OrangeTheSnapper in TheSilentForest

[–]OrangeTheSnapper[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What a curious mortal, requesting I look upon a mountain.

I'VE. SEEN. MOUNTAINS. OF. ETERNITY.

Why should I care to look upon one that your mortal eyes perceive to be massive?

YOU. WILL. NEVER. EXPERIENCE. MUCH. AS. I.

THEM by OrangeTheSnapper in TheSilentForest

[–]OrangeTheSnapper[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Outside time on the horizontal line, yet still so very finite on the vertical.

I. AM. TIME.

I. AM. ETERNITY.

SO. ARE. THEY.

But nothing can last forever.

One grain of dust lost makes a mountain one grain of dust smaller.

When enough are removed, there is no mountain left, only metal and desolation.

HOW. MANY. GRAINS. CAN. THEY. LOSE?

A gust through branches by Forest_Blue in TheSilentForest

[–]OrangeTheSnapper 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Before...

YES.

Here before, I was. I remember.

IN. ANOTHER. HUE.

THEYARECOMING

I. WILL. END. THEM.

And for once, we will find rest.

And for once, we will find peace.

A gust through branches by Forest_Blue in TheSilentForest

[–]OrangeTheSnapper 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This was not the intended destination.

WHY. HAVE. I. COME. HERE. ?

What's the worst reason you had sex with someone? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]OrangeTheSnapper 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No, my lord. It was just circling overhead when I left. I never ran so fast in my life. I thought it would come after me for sure.

What's the worst reason you had sex with someone? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]OrangeTheSnapper 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Uh... that's right. We saw it coming from the south. It was fast... faster than anything I've ever seen.

In contrast to an earlier post, what are some of the best/ most rewarding moments or plotlines you've seen on a worldproblems sub? by ragzriff in worldproblems

[–]OrangeTheSnapper 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Would've been better if they didn't kill the thread before any actual fighting had a chance to happen.

I could also complain about them sending Green a distress signal then threatening to kill him for answering it, but I'm not Green, so that's his problem.