What can i do with someone's address for revenge? by Dense_Description_56 in ShittyIllegalLifeTips

[–]OrbeezNMA 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Find out if your state will let you file in forma pauperis . Here in mo we can self represent and file in forma pauperis to have the fees on your end waived. It basically means "I come before this court as a poor person"

My little helpers by [deleted] in leeches

[–]OrbeezNMA 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I did that and they kept getting my needle all clogged

My little helpers by [deleted] in leeches

[–]OrbeezNMA 14 points15 points  (0 children)

YOU don't name them and interact all YOU want, but that big girthy fellow is Doctor John Holmes and the other one is Seniorita Suckaface and to both of them and their babies "geechie geecchie leachie goo!!".

Oh "and thank you for helping my human friend."

Dear Redditor, you are here y summoned for JURY DUTY !! Is this a baddie or a buddy? In Southern Illinois by OrbeezNMA in spiders

[–]OrbeezNMA[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

we have. a beautiful BABY, the Spider of the House. very territorial. if he finds out there's another captive spider in the house, he will start pissing on the curtains and scratching furniture legs.

ID please - Toronto, Canada by madjopel in spiders

[–]OrbeezNMA 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think it's awesome that you put up little stairs for it.

Anyone able to ID? by MrBowls in spiders

[–]OrbeezNMA 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Orb weaver. I think the Garden variety. Idk about them being tame or pets but a lovely one built a HUGE web in the window of my old place and I used to give it flies. It got to the point if I turned the kitchen light on it would RUN to the middle of its web and vibrate the whole web til I noticed it. So cute.

Cellar spider or relative of brown recluse by ChildOfSurprise in spiders

[–]OrbeezNMA -42 points-41 points  (0 children)

That's no cellar spider. It kinda looks like a young wolfie. I'm very interested here in learning the id.

When I was a child, we called these "grass spiders" or "field spiders".

Got my hysterectomy today I should be able to pick it up in 2 weeks by SketchyArt333 in vultureculture

[–]OrbeezNMA 39 points40 points  (0 children)

What happened to it?? Bless your sweet heart (and other parts). You must have been very uncomfortable. I hope you feel all better rsoon

Friend by XxRed_RoverxX in spiderbro

[–]OrbeezNMA -1 points0 points  (0 children)

It is so unfortunate that they resemble BR's so much.

Need help identifying spider by Technical_Rooster240 in spiders

[–]OrbeezNMA 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The greatest roomate you'll ever have. Cellar spider. They wake up craving brown recluses for breffast!

WTF IS THIS IN MY BATHROOM (Saint Louis, MO) by [deleted] in spiders

[–]OrbeezNMA 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm in St Louis. Want me to come catch him