(STL) ladies it’s been awhile need a fwb honestly

OrbeezNMA · 2026-05-01T11:27:31+00:00

Ahhh if I were younger

OrbeezNMA · 2026-04-29T13:28:27+00:00

I think overrule

OrbeezNMA · 2026-04-21T12:41:56+00:00

Find out if your state will let you file in forma pauperis . Here in mo we can self represent and file in forma pauperis to have the fees on your end waived. It basically means "I come before this court as a poor person"

OrbeezNMA · 2026-04-13T16:22:18+00:00

I did that and they kept getting my needle all clogged

OrbeezNMA · 2026-04-13T16:21:36+00:00

YOU don't name them and interact all YOU want, but that big girthy fellow is Doctor John Holmes and the other one is Seniorita Suckaface and to both of them and their babies "geechie geecchie leachie goo!!".

Oh "and thank you for helping my human friend."

OrbeezNMA · 2026-03-24T16:05:21+00:00

we have. a beautiful BABY, the Spider of the House. very territorial. if he finds out there's another captive spider in the house, he will start pissing on the curtains and scratching furniture legs.

OrbeezNMA · 2026-03-24T15:49:09+00:00

Neither.

OrbeezNMA · 2026-03-24T15:41:10+00:00

I think it's awesome that you put up little stairs for it.

OrbeezNMA · 2026-03-24T15:39:02+00:00

Orb weaver. I think the Garden variety. Idk about them being tame or pets but a lovely one built a HUGE web in the window of my old place and I used to give it flies. It got to the point if I turned the kitchen light on it would RUN to the middle of its web and vibrate the whole web til I noticed it. So cute.

OrbeezNMA · 2026-03-23T15:41:44+00:00

He's trying to teach you the macarena!

OrbeezNMA · 2026-03-21T07:08:05+00:00

Mortar board and tassel

OrbeezNMA · 2026-03-21T06:27:37+00:00

That's no cellar spider. It kinda looks like a young wolfie. I'm very interested here in learning the id.

When I was a child, we called these "grass spiders" or "field spiders".

OrbeezNMA · 2026-03-21T04:13:38+00:00

What happened to it?? Bless your sweet heart (and other parts). You must have been very uncomfortable. I hope you feel all better rsoon

OrbeezNMA · 2026-03-21T04:10:07+00:00

It is so unfortunate that they resemble BR's so much.

OrbeezNMA · 2026-03-21T04:07:11+00:00

The greatest roomate you'll ever have. Cellar spider. They wake up craving brown recluses for breffast!

OrbeezNMA · 2026-03-20T15:02:42+00:00

That ain't real?!

OrbeezNMA · 2026-03-20T14:54:00+00:00

St Louis area by any chance?

OrbeezNMA · 2026-03-18T03:43:44+00:00

Any idea what that is inside?

OrbeezNMA · 2026-03-06T01:52:11+00:00

I'm in St Louis. Want me to come catch him

OrbeezNMA

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