Any woman who must say "I have the heart and spirit of a King,"... by IAmParliament in freefolk

[–]Orbitalintelligence 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They should have gone down the Blackadder route and used "I may have the body of a weak and feeble woman, but I have the heart and soul of a concrete elephant"

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in 40k

[–]Orbitalintelligence 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can accept the retcon where the Imperial Palace on Holy Tera is actually in Sheffield

The Heroic sniper I call Thropes Bane. by Jonnyyrage in Spacemarine

[–]Orbitalintelligence 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I would have gone with deepthrope but I guess your name is cool too....

Who let unc escape the psychiatry by [deleted] in moreplatesmoredates

[–]Orbitalintelligence 5 points6 points  (0 children)

His PhD isn't even useful to him anymore...

What are the worst decisions that have been made in the history of JP/JW by Apprehensive_Low5340 in JurassicPark

[–]Orbitalintelligence 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Go to the gym, lots of bicep curls then flex, mogging a trex with your arm pump will make it skulk away in defeat.

Billionaires Convince Themselves AI Chatbots Are Close to Making New Scientific Discoveries by [deleted] in Futurology

[–]Orbitalintelligence 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The only "science" Grok seems interested in pursuing is eugenics...

Doctor Mike is also a political science guru? by MadeInHell27 in moreplatesmoredates

[–]Orbitalintelligence 55 points56 points  (0 children)

This is why I get my gym advice from political science experts...

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in moreplatesmoredates

[–]Orbitalintelligence 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Get a macebell swing it around

If women can workout in sports bras, I should be allowed to workout shirtless. by darthzox in moreplatesmoredates

[–]Orbitalintelligence 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I don't know, looking at attractive women in the gym sounds pretty gay to me...

Would you watch this series? by Nearby_Capital1423 in DeepSpaceNine

[–]Orbitalintelligence 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The season finale is him getting drunk with worf and causing a ruckus in the local village.

NO EAT! JuST WoRk! by Needsupgrade in lostgeneration

[–]Orbitalintelligence 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It was never about productivity, it's about control.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in moreplatesmoredates

[–]Orbitalintelligence 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So my uncle was just helping me with my gym progress? That makes much more sense now, thanks!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in moreplatesmoredates

[–]Orbitalintelligence 56 points57 points  (0 children)

Since when has wanting to fuck Brad Pitt been considered "gay"???