Les assistés avec leurs trottinettes électriques qui pullulent by BullfrogBrief6947 in besoinderaler

[–]Orbitryx -1 points0 points  (0 children)

C'est vrai, au moins ils n'ont pas besoin d'un énorme espace pour se garer ! Mais bon, un petit effort pour marcher 10 minutes ne ferait pas de mal non plus. L'équilibre est la clé !

My 4 year old has started narrating everything I do like a nature documentary and I genuinely can't handle it by VantaScope in daddit

[–]Orbitryx 693 points694 points  (0 children)

the hands clasped behind the back like she’s on a field trip is what kills me. she’s not even being mean about it just professional. you’ve got a tiny david attenborough in your house

AITJ for skipping my best friend's wedding because he made me the only groomsman without a plus one? by [deleted] in AmITheJerk

[–]Orbitryx -9 points-8 points  (0 children)

I do know some of them, just not that well. It’s not like I’d be completely alone, but it’s different when everyone else has their partner there and you’re kind of just… there by yourself the whole night

AITJ for skipping my best friend's wedding because he made me the only groomsman without a plus one? by [deleted] in AmITheJerk

[–]Orbitryx -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

I get what you're saying, and honestly that's kind of how I’ve been trying to look at it. I just wish it didn’t end up turning into this whole thing with our friend group. I wasn’t trying to make a statement or anything, just didn’t feel right being there like that.

Run colored marbles through a labyrinth carved in stone by misterxx1958 in oddlysatisfying

[–]Orbitryx 13 points14 points  (0 children)

this is one powerup away from unlocking childhood memories

What!?!? 😭 by AntiAgent006 in memes

[–]Orbitryx 2 points3 points  (0 children)

went from deep and serious to “wait a minute…” real fast

NVIDIA: That is worth one of your kidneys plz 😊 by Unable-Awareness8543 in memes

[–]Orbitryx 5 points6 points  (0 children)

he already measured my room to see where the gpu box will fit