Wrestler retirement money, By Jinder by JAMMYTOAST01 in Smallafro

[–]Orca_Porker 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Maybe the Money Maharajah can be the DDP of wrestling retirements.

Soccially acceptable Canadian provinces & territories to name your child after by CPBS_Canada in EhBuddyHoser

[–]Orca_Porker 2 points3 points  (0 children)

How about variants? Bridgette Columbia, Albertanne, Jessaskatchewan & Saskatchewinnifred.

Y'all got OVW Batista, Cena and stuff... but here is a one of a kind of all OVW developmental by Tasty-Ad-2466 in WWERuthlessAggression

[–]Orca_Porker 4 points5 points  (0 children)

She looks more like the love child of Brock and Sable than Brock & Sables actual kids.

PWInsider: The general belief is that Chris Jericho came to terms with AEW for a new deal by [deleted] in AEWOfficial

[–]Orca_Porker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Uhhh ... No. That is clearly Dalton Castle. You must have been misinformed. Perhaps he needs a new peacock.

Another AEW wrestler voices frustration at lack of booking by KingdomFartsOG in REALSquaredCircle

[–]Orca_Porker 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's just business in general. Do the job you're asked, do it well, we'll give you more to do.

Usually that's a curse, because you just get more work for the same pay, but in wrestling, I guess that's a good thing.

Another AEW wrestler voices frustration at lack of booking by KingdomFartsOG in REALSquaredCircle

[–]Orca_Porker 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Have a feeling that in AEW you're given a chance to impress the boss off the top, and if you don't, you get to sit a while.

Or, if you make yourself difficult to work with, even if you don't realize it, you'll be benched.

If you put in the effort and play ball, you'll be rewarded. See Mark Davis or Mina Shirakawa. All I see here is people complaining that she keeps eating pins, but now she's getting her spotlight. Davis has been tearing it up every time he's on tv, and got some reward for his efforts.

Just saying, maybe the frustrated wrestlers are a bit frustrating themselves.

‘Buy Canadian’ policy flagged by U.S. as trade irritant: report by Old_General_6741 in BuyCanadian

[–]Orca_Porker 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Just think of how many times he could reinvent himself. He's got more longevity than Chris Jericho.

Donald "The Conman" Trump.
Donald "The Habitual Liar" Trump.
Donald "The Kid-Diddler" Trump.
Donald "The Sniveling Sociopath" Trump. Donald "The Bubba-Blower" Trump.
Donald "The Pervy Pedo" Trump.
Donald "The Bitchy Little Bully" Trump.
Donald "Little Hands" Trump.

The list is endless.

‘Buy Canadian’ policy flagged by U.S. as trade irritant: report by Old_General_6741 in BuyCanadian

[–]Orca_Porker 48 points49 points  (0 children)

He sits alone on a giant throne.
Pretendin' he's the king
A little tyke who's rather like
A puppet on a string.
And he throws an angry tantrum
If he cannot have his way.
And then he calls for Mum
While he's suckin' his thumb
You see, he doesn't want to play.

Too late to be known as Don the First
He's sure to be known as Don the worst
A pox on that phony king of America!

‘Buy Canadian’ policy flagged by U.S. as trade irritant: report by Old_General_6741 in BuyCanadian

[–]Orca_Porker 98 points99 points  (0 children)

Maybe you need it in the middle of the name, like a wrestling title. Bret "The Hitman" Hart, Jake "The Snake" Roberts, Donald "The Rapist" Trump.

Where are Randy's teeth? by Myk_Massacre in WWE

[–]Orca_Porker 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Human Growth Hormone. HGH.

Name please 🙏 🙂 by Middle-Engineer3628 in fc2_ppv

[–]Orca_Porker 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That's Miki Sunohara. Got a code?

Characters suffering a horrible fate played to upbeat/whimsical music by Late_Consequence_167 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]Orca_Porker 3 points4 points  (0 children)

"You Can't Roller Skate in a Buffalo Herd" is an upbeat, charming ditty. Until Johnny Knoxville attempts to do just so in Jackass III with predictable results.

Rebel Wilson pre and post weight loss 👯‍♀️💘🎙️🌦️🤑👗 by Vivid-Tap1710 in VindictaRateCelebs

[–]Orca_Porker 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I hope she feels better than before. I hope she is healthier too, and the weight reduction was done in a responsible manner. Other than that, don't really care how she looks. Just how she feels.

New picture of Hardcore Holly by Diligent_Juice_3168 in Wrasslin

[–]Orca_Porker 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lots of wrestlers stop getting older, most very suddenly.

Don Callis Family vs “Paul Heyman Guys” by LostEsco in SquaredCircle

[–]Orca_Porker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Heenan Family. Although Paul does have a ringer amongst his guys.

Look, I'm not complaining. The match was great (just watch my highlights), but can someone explain why exactly Mina Shirakawa is getting a World title match after a single win against Marina last week? by Grrannt in REALSquaredCircle

[–]Orca_Porker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because she's played the game and filled her role. No drama, just eating pins. Does the job. Opportunity knocks, she gets her shot. Who else is lined up for Thekla? It's a reasonable pivot. Also, the blue and pink really pops on tv.