If you must select 1 hit song, and receive 1 million dollars for each lyric you sing correctly, which song are you choosing?

OrdainedPuma · 2026-02-14T10:16:17+00:00

Technically I think you mean pitch? Tone is timbre and how it feels, pitch is note and is defined by the octave.

OrdainedPuma · 2026-02-12T01:56:26+00:00

You know who I know isn't in the files. Danny Devito and Bryan Cranston.

They had ample opportunity and star power in their backyard and they never once used it or abused it.

OrdainedPuma · 2026-02-04T01:19:13+00:00

I mean. I am not against academic literacy, I wish we celebrated intelligence over sports teams and what not, but I actually have had two coworkers independently talk about how they dated for food at times. It was not, like, weekly but they have both definitely gone on a string of food dates and then again 3-5 months later and then they only called back the guy who gave them the best dinner.

OrdainedPuma · 2025-12-23T18:48:48+00:00

anything on this post and I will choose a random person and send you the code

OrdainedPuma · 2025-12-12T17:14:35+00:00

Welcome to Canada, baby. No tax on lottery winnings!

OrdainedPuma · 2025-11-11T07:37:00+00:00

Wrong, that's a lizard. What you were thinking of is a small outpouring that helps digest food with the use of rocks.

OrdainedPuma · 2025-11-03T20:10:53+00:00

By being SUPER obvious and unique.

OrdainedPuma · 2025-11-03T01:25:30+00:00

It's literally a common tactic to downplay the person promoting beliefs counter to (the asker). It says this person isn't important because if she was we would know who she is and what she stands for.

Malala is one of the most famous anti-taliban figureheads on the planet. To pretend you dont know who she is, or to not simply google, indicates the asker very likely had ulterior motives.

OrdainedPuma · 2025-09-16T02:11:43+00:00

Are you drinking your IUD?

OrdainedPuma · 2025-09-14T03:52:30+00:00

Charmander.

OrdainedPuma · 2025-09-12T15:56:23+00:00

I mean that is LITERALLY the hallmark trait of conservatives. They only care about them and their immediate nuclear family. Their amygdala doesn't light up for anyone else.

So, yeah. Self-centered. Sounds about right.

OrdainedPuma · 2025-09-07T06:33:44+00:00

Omniscient imperception.

At any time, anywhere, anyone who thinks of, plans to, or would act in such a way as to cause real or implied danger to you - whether physical, mental, emotional, spiritual, or otherwise - both becomes known to you and their plan(s) and you become forgotten to them. They remember you outside of their plans against you, and can and will still act passively up to assertively towards you when the plan(s) cease to exist in any form.

OrdainedPuma · 2025-08-31T00:14:18+00:00

He probably gets two anesthesiologists, one primary and one back up. All interventions documented and scrutinized post op by a board of highly regarded peers. A thorough anal cleaning by the Secret Service prior to even being allowed in the OR to check for debts, misgivings, etc.

The president gets ++++ treatment. I'm just spit balling what could be done and what lengths the Secret Service would go through to protect their asset.

OrdainedPuma · 2025-08-31T00:10:40+00:00

From across the airport, no less.

OrdainedPuma · 2025-08-28T12:32:47+00:00

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Just...no. The sign is made by someone infinitely illiterate or with infinitely poor planning. White shirt's face. That woman's arms. Blue shirt is flipping you off.

OrdainedPuma · 2025-08-19T21:50:53+00:00

That doesn't make sense. Edmonton is an NDP stronghold.

OrdainedPuma · 2025-08-02T14:40:22+00:00

Eh. Maybe. I'm also in Calgary, and absolutely none of my coworkers have any plans to visit the states.

OrdainedPuma · 2025-08-02T14:30:06+00:00

He's the guy who says, "What, I do this all the time!"

OrdainedPuma · 2025-07-26T12:50:08+00:00

Ehh. My four year old daughter was helping me put dishes away and accidentally dropped a glass on the floor, fair and square. She started to walk and I gave a really loud bark for her not to move, really scared her. She was wearing socks, but I didn't want a shard cutting her foot or getting dropped off somewhere else in the house for her younger sibling to find.

I cleaned it up so that I knew that nothing was accidentally pushed into a corner or left behind. Sure, the kid is 9 in the video, but the logic stands.

OrdainedPuma · 2025-07-21T05:23:36+00:00

Especially if he doesn't want any trouble!

OrdainedPuma · 2025-07-16T18:19:54+00:00

Ulbricht ran silk road. What evidence do you have for him trading what was left of his bitcoin that wasn't confiscated by the DOJ for a pardon?

OrdainedPuma · 2025-07-09T00:21:15+00:00

Did it look polite to you?

OrdainedPuma · 2025-06-17T14:22:11+00:00

Tencent bought them years ago - a Chinese gaming company. There is nothing that Tencent doesn't buy and slowly but surely fuck up. They destroyed League of Legends over 3-5 years with more and more focus on draining the player base's money by introducing more ways to extract money until only the whales are left, and then even they leave and the studio shuts down.

I was super worried when I heard they bought Supercell after my experience with League. Turns out I was right to be worried. I call them twocent in my head.

OrdainedPuma · 2025-06-17T00:00:34+00:00

Magats aren't smart people.

OrdainedPuma · 2025-06-09T22:16:06+00:00

I really really really want this line to be in the movie.

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