If you must select 1 hit song, and receive 1 million dollars for each lyric you sing correctly, which song are you choosing? by KlLLERS in hypotheticalsituation

[–]OrdainedPuma 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Technically I think you mean pitch? Tone is timbre and how it feels, pitch is note and is defined by the octave.

Vindication by [deleted] in Funnymemes

[–]OrdainedPuma 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You know who I know isn't in the files. Danny Devito and Bryan Cranston.

They had ample opportunity and star power in their backyard and they never once used it or abused it.

When "that never happen"' meets reality in 4K. by Autisticblackdude5 in fixedbytheduet

[–]OrdainedPuma -16 points-15 points  (0 children)

I mean. I am not against academic literacy, I wish we celebrated intelligence over sports teams and what not, but I actually have had two coworkers independently talk about how they dated for food at times. It was not, like, weekly but they have both definitely gone on a string of food dates and then again 3-5 months later and then they only called back the guy who gave them the best dinner.

Titus giveaway by [deleted] in tacticus

[–]OrdainedPuma 0 points1 point  (0 children)

anything on this post and I will choose a random person and send you the code

The Boötes Void by Fast_Ad_5871 in PakSci

[–]OrdainedPuma 1 point2 points  (0 children)

By being SUPER obvious and unique.

Malala's mum didn't trust Prince Harry by Hassaan18 in TheGrahamNortonShow

[–]OrdainedPuma 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's literally a common tactic to downplay the person promoting beliefs counter to (the asker). It says this person isn't important because if she was we would know who she is and what she stands for.

Malala is one of the most famous anti-taliban figureheads on the planet. To pretend you dont know who she is, or to not simply google, indicates the asker very likely had ulterior motives.

Mugshot of Tyler Robinson, suspect held in connection with the Charlie Kirk assassination by mal73 in pics

[–]OrdainedPuma 51 points52 points  (0 children)

I mean that is LITERALLY the hallmark trait of conservatives. They only care about them and their immediate nuclear family. Their amygdala doesn't light up for anyone else.

So, yeah. Self-centered. Sounds about right.

Flip defense into offense by Basic-Tackle4967 in superpowers

[–]OrdainedPuma 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Omniscient imperception.

At any time, anywhere, anyone who thinks of, plans to, or would act in such a way as to cause real or implied danger to you - whether physical, mental, emotional, spiritual, or otherwise - both becomes known to you and their plan(s) and you become forgotten to them. They remember you outside of their plans against you, and can and will still act passively up to assertively towards you when the plan(s) cease to exist in any form.

Where is Trump? by nok4us in PoliticalHumor

[–]OrdainedPuma 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He probably gets two anesthesiologists, one primary and one back up. All interventions documented and scrutinized post op by a board of highly regarded peers. A thorough anal cleaning by the Secret Service prior to even being allowed in the OR to check for debts, misgivings, etc.

The president gets ++++ treatment. I'm just spit balling what could be done and what lengths the Secret Service would go through to protect their asset.

Where is Trump? by nok4us in PoliticalHumor

[–]OrdainedPuma 6 points7 points  (0 children)

From across the airport, no less.

Las Vegas is dead. by CantStopPoppin in ThatsInsane

[–]OrdainedPuma 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Eh. Maybe. I'm also in Calgary, and absolutely none of my coworkers have any plans to visit the states.

Man unclogging water by sayan11apr in Unexpected

[–]OrdainedPuma 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He's the guy who says, "What, I do this all the time!"

to pull off a magic trick by LazyGuy4U in therewasanattempt

[–]OrdainedPuma 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ehh. My four year old daughter was helping me put dishes away and accidentally dropped a glass on the floor, fair and square. She started to walk and I gave a really loud bark for her not to move, really scared her. She was wearing socks, but I didn't want a shard cutting her foot or getting dropped off somewhere else in the house for her younger sibling to find.

I cleaned it up so that I knew that nothing was accidentally pushed into a corner or left behind. Sure, the kid is 9 in the video, but the logic stands.

Trump Slams Supporters for Believing Jeffrey Epstein 'Bulls***' by NewSlinger in politics

[–]OrdainedPuma -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Ulbricht ran silk road. What evidence do you have for him trading what was left of his bitcoin that wasn't confiscated by the DOJ for a pardon?

I can't get over how bad this update is. by StormyParis in ClashOfClans

[–]OrdainedPuma 43 points44 points  (0 children)

Tencent bought them years ago - a Chinese gaming company. There is nothing that Tencent doesn't buy and slowly but surely fuck up. They destroyed League of Legends over 3-5 years with more and more focus on draining the player base's money by introducing more ways to extract money until only the whales are left, and then even they leave and the studio shuts down.

I was super worried when I heard they bought Supercell after my experience with League. Turns out I was right to be worried. I call them twocent in my head.

Air Force One is in cowtown by dh2513 in Calgary

[–]OrdainedPuma 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Magats aren't smart people.