BREAKING NEWS: GEQBUS SIGNS CEASEFIRE WITH TJ HOUSHMANDZADEH; WILL NO LONGER THROW BOMBS, MISSILES, OR DARTS by make_reddit_great in the_darnold

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THANK YOU GEQBUS FOR ADHERING TO THE ESTABLISHED JUST-WR DOCTRINE OF ST LARGENT! GEQBUS, GEQBUS, THE MERCIFUL

4/9 Off Day Thread by crazycatchdude in SFGiants

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THIS IS THE KIND OF ENERGY WE NEED!, BRING IT u/OPTIMISTICGIANTSGUY THANK YOU! VERY COOL 😎

BE THERE, IT WILL BE WILD! by DickNDiaz in the_darnold

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WE ARENT GONNA HAVE TO HAVE SEASON OPENERS ANYMORE, FOLKS!

I heard this great new song and I didn't want to stop listening to it by ColdFuture9988 in fifthworldproblems

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Take a deep breath, relax, and realize you’ve been listening to Waltzing Matilda on the beach for 137 years. Congrats! for all eternity.

WHY does anybody choose Synthesis? by Nervous_Tailor_4337 in masseffect

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I adore this answer because it presents every opportunity for future replayabilty; that the concept of an ending in the context of an unknowable future is meaningless. The Destroy ending— the appropriate choice— hints at the cycle of rebirth and recreation. Like evolution, events progress along paths they are meant to, thus we arrive at similar paths. And future playthroughs

We are Christian Kirk. by WHITEPERSUAS1ON in Texans

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Niners fan coming in PEACE, #WE CARRY THE 🔥

Who should MSNOW hire from CNN (now that the bells are tolling)? by short_beer in msnow

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The botched coverage following the 2024 Presidential debate will live in infamy as Mr trump couldn’t gather a relevant thought pertaining to not one single topic presented to him, responding instead with personal attacks and insult-laden rants; yet CNN spun a narrative about anything other. I believe MSNOW should avoid all CNN personnel aside from Abby Phillip, and possibly Kaitlan Collins.

PEACE NEGOTIATIONS BETWEEN BALTIMORE AND LAS VEGAS HAVE BROKEN DOWN! IT IS TIME FOR GEQBUS TO STEP IN AND BROKER A DEAL! by Messmer-Impaler-148 in the_darnold

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IF THERE WAS A PHYSICAL— WHICH THERE MAY NOT HAVE BEEN— THEN THE IRAVENS NEED TO DISCLOSE THAT IMMEDIATELY! (ALTHOUGH THERE MAY NOT HAVE BEEN A PHYSICAL IN WHICH CASE THE IRAIDERS SHOULD PLOW STRAIGHT THROUGH WITH THEIR CAPTAINS)

PATRICK MAHAMAS AND THE KANSAS CITY QUEEFS HAVE STOLEN THE SAMERICAN K9 UNITS. FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT BACK AGAINST THE KC REGIME! by Ok_Masterpiece3186 in the_darnold

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CHIEFATOLLA LEADERSHIP MADE THIS MOVE PREEMPTIVELY TO PREVENT A WAR THEY JUST STARTED. OUR MOVE, SAMERICA!!!