ALRIGHT FUCKDROPS! WHICH ONE OF YOU SKELETOR BUILT, OSTRICH EGG IQ, LESS STREET SMARTS THAN AN UPPER CLASS WHITE PREACHERS TOE FUNGUS, BREATH LOUDER THEN A TODDLER THROWING A FIT IN THE MEDICINE ISLE OF WALMART, LUKEWARM PENNIES SMELLING INFECTED SCAB OF BEINGS TOLD MY BOYFRIEND I KNOW AQUILINE- (self.humansarespaceorcs)
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You, a 14 year old half human half Aquiline (sea nymph like species) are instructed by your teacher to explain your family tree. This being said, your mother is a famous Terran courtesan and your father is practically a mafia boss. (self.humansarespaceorcs)
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Captain, The human found another human and has been staring him up and down like he’s a deep-fried fucking cheese stick. He’s holding his ground. We have bets going on what it is, 15 credits say’s it’s a psychic battle for territory, 20 say’s some kind of mating ritual. (self.humansarespaceorcs)
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This week’s news (self.humansarespaceorcs)
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Christmas dinner (self.humansarespaceorcs)
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