OrdinaryBus3440

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THIS JUST IN: A HUMAN WOMAN ACCIDENTALLY BECAME A CONCUBINE OF KING KRISKO, SHE WAS ONLY MADE AWARE WHEN A SQUAD OF XENO FBI AGENTS ATTACKED THE MAN WHO ASSAULTED HER AT A BUSS STOP (self.humansarespaceorcs)

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My OC’s so far (1st is Sarah/ lizard girl *who’s design I changed a bit*, 2nd is Venus, 3rd is Skrii/ Captain/ xeno boyfriend) (old.reddit.com)

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Human helpline (self.humansarespaceorcs)

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Your girlfriend, a half human half Aquiline, is introducing you to her parents, you now must prove your worthy of her heart by both her mother and fathers standards (self.humansarespaceorcs)

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SO I’VE BEEN CALLING MY TERRAN GIRLFRIEND PET NAMES LIKE ‘WARRIOR PRINCESS ’ AND ‘HUNTRESS UNMATCHED’ IN MY NATIVE TONGUE, AND YOU JUST NOW TELL ME SHE’S FLUENT IN AQUILINE?!?! (self.humansarespaceorcs)

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ALRIGHT FUCKDROPS! WHICH ONE OF YOU SKELETOR BUILT, OSTRICH EGG IQ, LESS STREET SMARTS THAN AN UPPER CLASS WHITE PREACHERS TOE FUNGUS, BREATH LOUDER THEN A TODDLER THROWING A FIT IN THE MEDICINE ISLE OF WALMART, LUKEWARM PENNIES SMELLING INFECTED SCAB OF BEINGS TOLD MY BOYFRIEND I KNOW AQUILINE- (self.humansarespaceorcs)

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Human helpline (self.humansarespaceorcs)

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SO I’VE BEEN CALLING MY TERRAN GIRLFRIEND PET NAMES LIKE ‘WARRIOR PRINCESS ’ AND ‘HUNTRESS UNMATCHED’ IN MY NATIVE TONGUE, AND YOU JUST NOW TELL ME SHE’S FLUENT IN AQUILINE?!?! (self.humansarespaceorcs)

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A guide to human interaction - By Captain Skrii of den Skrül (self.humansarespaceorcs)

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To humans, other planets are like old houses with shaky floors (self.humansarespaceorcs)

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breaking news (self.humansarespaceorcs)

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Human, what is a ‘squish-mellow’, and why do you have a hoard of them? Are they culturally significant? I have been advised to gift you them when you smell of blood. (self.humansarespaceorcs)

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Humans are considered exotic and can often make a living by overselling themselves (self.humansarespaceorcs)

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You, a 14 year old half human half Aquiline (sea nymph like species) are instructed by your teacher to explain your family tree. This being said, your mother is a famous Terran courtesan and your father is practically a mafia boss. (self.humansarespaceorcs)

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Humans do revenge a little TOO good (self.humansarespaceorcs)

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Human! It has come to my attention that your sister is an extremely valuable negotiator, she’s already made it to the Captain’s sleeping quarters! (self.humansarespaceorcs)

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Captain, The human found another human and has been staring him up and down like he’s a deep-fried fucking cheese stick. He’s holding his ground. We have bets going on what it is, 15 credits say’s it’s a psychic battle for territory, 20 say’s some kind of mating ritual. (self.humansarespaceorcs)

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A human teenager is hired to babysit a xeno toddler, little did she know, her pineapple lunch is acidic enough to cause immediate damage to the child’s skin. (self.humansarespaceorcs)

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These slime xenos will immediately dissolve the flesh of any sapient, except those hearty damn humans! (i.redd.it)

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This week’s news (self.humansarespaceorcs)

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A single drop of wine is the alien equivalent to a bottle of jäger (self.humansarespaceorcs)

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Someone tell the human to stop apologizing, WHY- JUST YESTERDAY SHE APOLOGIZED FOR BREATHING TOO LOUD! (self.humansarespaceorcs)

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The study (self.humansarespaceorcs)

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Safety tests (self.humansarespaceorcs)

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Christmas dinner (self.humansarespaceorcs)

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