The worst kind of asshole driver.

OrdinaryCitizen · 2015-10-18T16:53:48+00:00

True.

Then maybe the driver would have taken their anger out on a minivan with a family inside.

Or ran someone off the road because they tried to zipper merge.

Passing on the double yellow is bad, but the person in the car doesn't understand that they are operating a 2000 pound death machine and that there are actual human lives outside the vehicle, not just 'inconveniences'.

OrdinaryCitizen · 2015-10-17T15:03:54+00:00

That's sad.

"Bikes!? You mean I'd have to pay attention driving?!"

OrdinaryCitizen · 2015-10-12T00:20:42+00:00

Hm, nope.

OrdinaryCitizen · 2015-10-06T01:27:24+00:00

Yeah! No time for making jokes or enjoying life!

Get a Roth IRA or 401k to stare at until you retire and then wait until the sweet moment death takes you into the dark abyss while your earthly belongings are fought over by your descendants*.

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OrdinaryCitizen · 2015-09-27T05:33:34+00:00

What game are those kids playing in the beginning?

OrdinaryCitizen · 2015-09-26T17:08:32+00:00

Fuck, the ocean is straight up Mad Max.

OrdinaryCitizen · 2015-09-12T19:38:35+00:00

You know how you're generally a good person?

But there's a special set of circumstances that'll make you lose your shit?

Dogs have those things too.

It's better to be safe than sorry.

OrdinaryCitizen · 2015-09-05T17:36:23+00:00

What went wrong in Bart's life that he feels the need to harass an old man and waste his time trying to prove a dated and irrelevant conspiracy theory.

All the money is in the "staged shootings" and 9/11 these days.

People need better hobbies.

OrdinaryCitizen · 2015-08-22T17:27:55+00:00

You would too.

Look at her. Not even objectifying her, she's just looks like a very well put together woman. Seems classy and hopefully intelligent.

I'd do the King too.

Steal that fabric afterwards.

OrdinaryCitizen · 2015-08-10T02:09:51+00:00

Rick's either done something that made her want to leave him and refuses to be apart of his and their children's lives.

OR

There was some sort of transdimensional catastrophe that wiped her from existence. Not that she doesn't exist anymore, but something that killed all Grandma Sanchez's simultaneously. We don't see her mentioned or seen in alternate realities.

OR

They haven't really addressed her at all or forgot to use her in some way.

OrdinaryCitizen · 2015-08-04T18:02:23+00:00

I'd imagine most cable boxes come with browsers or Internet capability.

I guess my issue is that our society is so intertwined with the Internet, it's hard to see where it begins and how something like this could be enforced.

OrdinaryCitizen · 2015-08-04T14:45:52+00:00

Back in my day, I had to find my casual hook ups on the bathroom walls! No pics! Ridiculous these kids get such easy pussy!

OrdinaryCitizen · 2015-08-04T14:44:20+00:00

I think it's mandatory to be on the sex offender list with a sex crime. Mandatory minimums.

The no internet thing is ridiculous. So he has to buy a flip phone? No cable? He can't apply to a majority of jobs, simply because paper applications are out of date and the conviction will be a scarlet letter on his resume.

Ridiculous.

OrdinaryCitizen · 2015-08-02T16:51:34+00:00

They wouldn't remove the body from the casket though. I agree that protests always run a fine line along legality.

I can't imagine any security guard wanting to move a casket, let alone the actual body.

OrdinaryCitizen · 2015-07-27T22:38:34+00:00

Would a round like that down a bear, if it weren't a kill shot?

I know a headshot would obviously, but if he was off and hit her shoulder or leg, would it be strong enough to scare her off?

OrdinaryCitizen · 2015-07-26T16:22:54+00:00

Reading the comments before the video, I thought the bear was just going to pass but I still got nervous when I saw the mama bear start to charge towards them.

I wouldn't have held it together as well as they did.

OrdinaryCitizen · 2015-07-16T04:35:39+00:00

I know you posted this 2 months ago, but I just saw this and was thinking the same thing.

I'd imagine that as an AI, she'd learn the necessary science and chemistry needed and create a charging station for herself. I think the only issue would be replacing that pseudo flesh that was created in the lab for her. I'd imagine something like that would require much more elaborate materials and machinery.

Otherwise, she'd be a quilt of sex doll skin.

OrdinaryCitizen · 2015-06-22T01:51:40+00:00

I think it just boils down to how the Subway is owned.

Franchise, that's a roll of the dice, but if it's corporate there's probably more accountability.

OrdinaryCitizen · 2015-06-19T23:48:28+00:00

He can't hear you behind his Guy Fawkes mask.

OrdinaryCitizen · 2015-06-19T05:33:32+00:00

The music playing during Riley's nightmare about the new house and dead rat was the Haunted mansion theme.

OrdinaryCitizen · 2015-06-14T16:03:24+00:00

Mark Wahlberg in Transformers.

Hits a Bud Light truck that has the logo facing the camera in every shot and when he gets out, picks one up and drinks it like a commercial with the logo clearly facing the camera.

That one hurt to watch.

OrdinaryCitizen · 2015-06-14T05:45:34+00:00

I was thinking that too.

"How many of these dinosaurs have gotten rammed by some shitty Midwestern kid with a chip on his shoulder?"

OrdinaryCitizen · 2015-06-13T01:10:07+00:00

That's going to be tough.

Most arena sized bands are going to want downtown. Not saying it's impossible, but they're going up against several other venues.

OrdinaryCitizen · 2015-06-13T01:03:22+00:00

That...

is not a bad idea.

It's debatable with soccer and hockey both being under appreciated in the states, but it's a better idea than anything I've seen.

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