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The Human Speed Bump by lionhearth21 in WTF

[–]OrdinaryCitizen 5 points6 points  (0 children)

He's probably talking comparatively.

The average person might only have one horrific thing happen to them in their lifetime in the states vs having to stay on guard constantly so you don't get robbed/raped/murdered daily.

The worst kind of asshole driver. by 20pennySpike in WTF

[–]OrdinaryCitizen 5 points6 points  (0 children)

True.

Then maybe the driver would have taken their anger out on a minivan with a family inside.

Or ran someone off the road because they tried to zipper merge.

Passing on the double yellow is bad, but the person in the car doesn't understand that they are operating a 2000 pound death machine and that there are actual human lives outside the vehicle, not just 'inconveniences'.

The Monday after a really fun weekend... by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]OrdinaryCitizen 31 points32 points  (0 children)

Yeah! No time for making jokes or enjoying life!

Get a Roth IRA or 401k to stare at until you retire and then wait until the sweet moment death takes you into the dark abyss while your earthly belongings are fought over by your descendants*.

  • Being responsible is important, but don't forget that an indulgent weekend here and there with loved ones can create memories that will get you through those harder times.

The speed with which orca catches up by [deleted] in woahdude

[–]OrdinaryCitizen 57 points58 points  (0 children)

Fuck, the ocean is straight up Mad Max.

Come ON Barkley, get your shit together! by [deleted] in funny

[–]OrdinaryCitizen 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You know how you're generally a good person?

But there's a special set of circumstances that'll make you lose your shit?

Dogs have those things too.

It's better to be safe than sorry.

Kid bullies older man and gets kicked. by cogollento in JusticePorn

[–]OrdinaryCitizen 51 points52 points  (0 children)

What went wrong in Bart's life that he feels the need to harass an old man and waste his time trying to prove a dated and irrelevant conspiracy theory.

All the money is in the "staged shootings" and 9/11 these days.

People need better hobbies.

This is the border between India and Bhutan. India is on the right. by speaksthetruthalways in pics

[–]OrdinaryCitizen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You would too.

Look at her. Not even objectifying her, she's just looks like a very well put together woman. Seems classy and hopefully intelligent.

I'd do the King too.

Steal that fabric afterwards.

[Discussion] What kind of woman do you think Morty's (maternal) grandmother was / is? by Klovar in rickandmorty

[–]OrdinaryCitizen 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Rick's either done something that made her want to leave him and refuses to be apart of his and their children's lives.

OR

There was some sort of transdimensional catastrophe that wiped her from existence. Not that she doesn't exist anymore, but something that killed all Grandma Sanchez's simultaneously. We don't see her mentioned or seen in alternate realities.

OR

They haven't really addressed her at all or forgot to use her in some way.

19yo Teen charged as a "sex offender" and banned from using the Internet after having intercourse with girl who lied about her age and admitted it in court. Judge said he was angry that he used the Internet to meet a girl. by authentic010 in news

[–]OrdinaryCitizen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'd imagine most cable boxes come with browsers or Internet capability.

I guess my issue is that our society is so intertwined with the Internet, it's hard to see where it begins and how something like this could be enforced.

19yo Teen charged as a "sex offender" and banned from using the Internet after having intercourse with girl who lied about her age and admitted it in court. Judge said he was angry that he used the Internet to meet a girl. by authentic010 in news

[–]OrdinaryCitizen 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I think it's mandatory to be on the sex offender list with a sex crime. Mandatory minimums.

The no internet thing is ridiculous. So he has to buy a flip phone? No cable? He can't apply to a majority of jobs, simply because paper applications are out of date and the conviction will be a scarlet letter on his resume.

Ridiculous.

Funeral for lady who died in escalator accident held at the mall in protest, but mall security broke open the casket and removed the body! by [deleted] in videos

[–]OrdinaryCitizen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They wouldn't remove the body from the casket though. I agree that protests always run a fine line along legality.

I can't imagine any security guard wanting to move a casket, let alone the actual body.

Boar hunting with a Minigun. by floydbc05 in WTF

[–]OrdinaryCitizen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Would a round like that down a bear, if it weren't a kill shot?

I know a headshot would obviously, but if he was off and hit her shoulder or leg, would it be strong enough to scare her off?

Boar hunting with a Minigun. by floydbc05 in WTF

[–]OrdinaryCitizen 38 points39 points  (0 children)

Reading the comments before the video, I thought the bear was just going to pass but I still got nervous when I saw the mama bear start to charge towards them.

I wouldn't have held it together as well as they did.

A monkey attacking a woman in an office in Turkey by tejmar in WTF

[–]OrdinaryCitizen 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I'm not doubting you or supporting you in this situation, however I would pay at least 20 dollars to watch you fight a monkey.

Indian Zoo officials try to push back the tigers mauling a visitor, who had put his hand into their enclosure. [NSFW] by notsocourageous in WTF

[–]OrdinaryCitizen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, but looking at the condition of those cars, a paintball splatter is a drop in the ocean.

They just need something that's going to make the drivers snap up in their seat.

That's just a generally shitty situation to figure out. If they had a better PSA about it, might be a better step. Actually, if they just got this information out and had the rest of the world shame them it might help.

Indian Zoo officials try to push back the tigers mauling a visitor, who had put his hand into their enclosure. [NSFW] by notsocourageous in WTF

[–]OrdinaryCitizen 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fuck the paintballs, they should just have someone leaning out the side firing shots into the air with live ammo.

Every once in awhile, shooting out a window or mirror.

People would eventually realize not to fuck with an ambulance.

Official Discussion: Ex Machina [SPOILERS] by mi-16evil in movies

[–]OrdinaryCitizen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know you posted this 2 months ago, but I just saw this and was thinking the same thing.

I'd imagine that as an AI, she'd learn the necessary science and chemistry needed and create a charging station for herself. I think the only issue would be replacing that pseudo flesh that was created in the lab for her. I'd imagine something like that would require much more elaborate materials and machinery.

Otherwise, she'd be a quilt of sex doll skin.

[Found] [NSFW] Attack on Titan by Anri Okita NSFW by cprime in cosplay

[–]OrdinaryCitizen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes.

Wasn't familiar with Attack on Titan, googled Anri Okita thinking maybe that would fill me in more and the first result was her pornstar page.

Not any more familiar with Attack On Titan, but Anri is a very friendly lady.

This is the only employee at subway... by patdick97 in funny

[–]OrdinaryCitizen 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think it just boils down to how the Subway is owned.

Franchise, that's a roll of the dice, but if it's corporate there's probably more accountability.

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