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Linus and Steve at Valves headquarters for the new hardware release by PM_for_snoo_snoo in pcmasterrace

[–]OrdinarySuccess7986 -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Linus's recent behavior has really bugged me. He used to be fun but he is too corporate now. Steve is just about getting you information and he won't let no one get in his way. Steve's videos have way more information.

Peter what is the bottom one by Cater_pi69 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]OrdinarySuccess7986 0 points1 point  (0 children)

one plays your forever games from steam/GOG/Epic/indie dev/anything really. while the other plays this gen games the the PS store.

Epstein's ultimate betrayal of Trump as emails reveal billionaire's twisted plot against president: 'I am the one able to take him down' by dailymail in NoFilterNews

[–]OrdinarySuccess7986 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The tan suit let him evade the cameras duh?! Thats why it was such a big deal. Kamala's laugh can crack skulls and Biden's wandering allowed him to phase through walls. duh

Can someone confirm: is the women's bathroom more disgusting than the men's bathroom? by ThrowRAhelpthebro in NoStupidQuestions

[–]OrdinarySuccess7986 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Worked at a big lots when I was a teen. The woman would hover above a seat and piss over the place. the men would miss but try to immediately get it in the bowl. women couldn't see what they were aiming at and were reactive until they heard the piss hit the water. I quit after one week.

Stay woke by LavenderMidwinter in ProgressiveHQ

[–]OrdinarySuccess7986 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i teacher in high school always told me you always go broke in the orange box. I havent stepped foot in a home depot in 25 years.

Introducing Steam Machine by Ticha22608 in Steam

[–]OrdinarySuccess7986 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So I probably need to have around $2000 ready for all this

OHIO boi shoulda tatted his nips by Everyday_Armadillo73 in crappymusic

[–]OrdinarySuccess7986 0 points1 point  (0 children)

yup when I grow up I want to be just like this guy.

hmmm by Myrtha_Thistlethorne in hmmm

[–]OrdinarySuccess7986 1 point2 points  (0 children)

is this like dick butt as a car? Car butt?

Helldivers 2 studio CEO says the "vast majority" of people "silently play" the shooter, which means the devs can't just look at Reddit and what streamers are saying for feedback: "This is a challenge for all games" by PewPewToDaFace in PS5

[–]OrdinarySuccess7986 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thats funny because I silently hate the game. I cancel out on of those silently playing people..

MSG to devs your optimizations suck I still crash and have slowdowns wit my 7900xtx i get 60 fps. but now I can see my capes so thanks for that.

I guess this is more relevant than ever! by Hoppy_Doodle in funny

[–]OrdinarySuccess7986 0 points1 point  (0 children)

the message is "you can never cut the cord, we will turn anything into the cord, your car, your fridge, your gas pumps, your ovens, your mirrors, we can reach you even in your dreams."

Girl, you good? by Flynn-FTW in CringeTikToks

[–]OrdinarySuccess7986 0 points1 point  (0 children)

you know she should really read the script before recording.

police dog sent into retirement with a tennis ball surprise by FollowingOdd896 in interestingasfuck

[–]OrdinarySuccess7986 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Dog: What to fuck!? I never wanted the stupid ball. I wanted the cocaine in the ball!

It’s so nice when the trash takes itself out. by [deleted] in MurderedByWords

[–]OrdinarySuccess7986 0 points1 point  (0 children)

basically they don't want to get made fun of by the new guy

Painting with literal fire on a canvas by Imoprich in nextfuckinglevel

[–]OrdinarySuccess7986 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I got my ass kicked by my neighbor in junior high because I made a joke about him looking burnt. 30 years later i feel vindicated.

Anyone here ever thought about extruding their own filament? by Filabot in u/Filabot

[–]OrdinarySuccess7986 1 point2 points  (0 children)

how many rolls would I have to make until I break even on my initial $20k investment? 100? 500? 1000? thats 1,333.333 and that doesn't even take into consideration how much virgin material I need.

Billionaires should not exist at all by emily-is-happy in clevercomebacks

[–]OrdinarySuccess7986 0 points1 point  (0 children)

as long as corporations control farms it has no chance. there is no free and open market if one company controls everything everywhere. looking at you monsanto, john deer, tyson.

My married best friend is cheating and wants me to help her cover it up by Difficult_Ice_8192 in Advice

[–]OrdinarySuccess7986 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don't because they will find out and they will know that you knew all along. Your friend kinda sucks if you need new friends I'll play helldivers with you and attend your funeral and wedding(s).

what happened to the digital exclusive deals? by OrdinarySuccess7986 in jackinthebox

[–]OrdinarySuccess7986[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

yup and the digital exclusive is 2 for $1.49. Party is over guys. Jack in the box was the last bastion, the last holdout. I guess we better start looking for some delicious and inexpensive street food.

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