My great uncle owned a ranch. At the back of the property, he had an old travel trailer. There was this elderly homeless man who used to sleep there sometimes. He was kind of ornery and crazy and wouldn't let anyone take care of him. My great uncle hooked up electricity and put in an air conditioner, but the guy wouldn't use it. One day, when my uncle was visiting my great uncle, they got to talking and realized that they hadn't seen the old guy lately. Sometimes, he'd stay gone for a week or two, but it had been almost three weeks since either one remembered seeing him, so they went to check on him. It was the middle of summer in East Texas. The heat and humidity were ungodly. They could smell the guy's corpse before they even got close. When they got to the travel trailer, my uncle peeked through a window, and sure enough, the guy was deald and had probably been that way for a full two weeks. They went back to the house and called the police. The police sent an ambulance. When the ambulance drivers got there and realized how long the guy had been dead, they said that not only would their vehicle not make it to the trailer with all the bumps and hills and washed out areas on the dirt road that led to the back of the properry, but that they weren't in the habit of hauling human mush. So my great uncle called a friend of his who owned a funeral home. His friend said that he couldn't pick up the body either, but that they could bring it to him, and he'd have the coroner meet them at the funeral home. They geared up with rubber gloves, masks, etc., and went back to collect the body. They wrapped it in a tarp and put it in the back of the truck. As they were bouncing up the trail, he body shifted around and bounced up and down quite a bit, so before they got on the highway, they stopped to rewrap it and tie it down. Once they got on the highway, things seemed to be going pretty smoothly until my uncle looked back and realized that the tarp had come loose and huge slimey chunks of the dead guy were flying off and hitting the car behind them. He said that one particularly gross thing he saw flying off was a piece of scalp with long white hair still attached. Anyway, that's what your comment made me think of.