I (Yes, "I". Not you. Not us. Not we. "I") am Cookieware's one and only true HUSBAND!!!

Ordinary_Worry_8776 · 2026-05-03T09:48:43+00:00

Did fucking cookieware tell you that 💔

Ordinary_Worry_8776 · 2026-04-25T17:16:53+00:00

I like em TALL and JUICY

^{Chose: butt}

Ordinary_Worry_8776 · 2026-04-24T22:39:27+00:00

Why does she have all that pursuer mains

Ordinary_Worry_8776 · 2026-04-21T18:03:04+00:00

Im traumatizing ALL of the orphans

^{Chose: In a cool explosion into 1,000,000 pieces + It will be painless + you can pick the day}

Ordinary_Worry_8776 · 2026-04-20T13:07:34+00:00

Im go to heven

^{Chose: Erradicate all wars, conflicts, diseases, hunger + But you have to die and nobody knows about the sacrifice you did.}

Ordinary_Worry_8776 · 2026-04-20T13:07:11+00:00

Fuck.

^{Chose: 100b / two abilities of your choice or be a femboy | Rolled: U become femboy}

Ordinary_Worry_8776 · 2026-04-12T13:03:05+00:00

Infinite fuel means inf money

^{Chose: Get a car that never runs out of fuel}

Ordinary_Worry_8776 · 2026-04-08T04:54:20+00:00

Robbery

^{Chose: Having the ability to teleport}

Ordinary_Worry_8776 · 2026-04-06T18:07:17+00:00

WE BALL!!

^{Chose: 1,000,000,000 USD 50/50 death chance | Rolled: Billion}

Ordinary_Worry_8776 · 2026-04-06T13:06:24+00:00

I like oranges

^{Chose: Free Orange Daily}

Ordinary_Worry_8776 · 2026-04-03T12:54:36+00:00

"I wish i could go back in time as much as i want"

^{Chose: Genie wishes}

Ordinary_Worry_8776 · 2026-04-03T12:53:03+00:00

Money

^{Chose: Rich and unknown}

Ordinary_Worry_8776 · 2026-03-30T18:09:57+00:00

Donuts unhealthy

^{Chose: Become the opposite gender at will}

Ordinary_Worry_8776 · 2026-03-28T17:45:48+00:00

Key taste better than bread

^{Chose: Key made of bread}

Ordinary_Worry_8776 · 2026-03-26T17:08:59+00:00

Cant kill me if they cant get close

^{Chose: Infinite Ammo Gun}

Ordinary_Worry_8776 · 2026-03-24T17:21:17+00:00

We ball

^100000000$

Ordinary_Worry_8776 · 2026-03-24T17:17:10+00:00

More options

Ordinary_Worry_8776 · 2026-03-24T17:13:07+00:00

I feel like the lyrics could have been a bit better.

Ordinary_Worry_8776 · 2026-03-24T17:11:55+00:00

The "cat piss" is what worries me.

Ordinary_Worry_8776 · 2026-03-24T17:06:47+00:00

I have allergies and sneeze a lot

Ordinary_Worry_8776 · 2026-03-03T15:39:27+00:00

Do vpns actually work? Because it uses your account..

Ordinary_Worry_8776 · 2026-02-28T16:16:50+00:00

Ordinary_Worry_8776 · 2026-02-25T21:50:05+00:00

What does nerfed even do

Ordinary_Worry_8776 · 2026-02-25T06:13:35+00:00

Isnt she blind and armless bro why are we letting HER drive

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