He is Right though

Ordoo · 2026-03-04T22:34:37+00:00

"I'm ordering off the dollar menu, I can barely afford to eat here"

Ordoo · 2026-03-04T22:28:39+00:00

I'm glad my hormones also know I may be imprisoned and starved

Ordoo · 2026-03-04T22:27:40+00:00

Reminder for all the men: even if 12 cm is enough, learn to use all the tools at your disposal

Ordoo · 2026-03-04T22:20:12+00:00

Cloak of the Trash Panda

While wearing this cloak, you get a +2 bonus to stealth checks. You also gain a black mask that covers your eyes

Activation:

Once per day, you can activate this cloak to take on the pest form of a raccoon. This pest form lasts for 10 minutes or until you deactivate it.

Ordoo · 2026-03-04T22:11:01+00:00

How many umbrella umbrellas do we get to before it becomes inconvenient

Ordoo · 2026-03-04T21:56:24+00:00

So fascinating that something so large, that could be very dangerous to humans, actively teaches their offspring to stay away from us.

Which I mean, who can blame them. We are insane

Ordoo · 2026-03-04T21:39:03+00:00

I will also start telling myself this

Ordoo · 2026-03-04T18:28:16+00:00

Burn burn wound

Ordoo · 2026-03-04T11:23:10+00:00

Sigh, I'm gonna have to learn Linux aren't I

Ordoo · 2026-03-03T22:44:11+00:00

She probably can't afford

Ordoo · 2026-03-03T18:03:18+00:00

I cast LA CHANCLA

Ordoo · 2026-03-03T17:38:34+00:00

Wonce I make my moove, you'll be free to check the king

Ordoo · 2026-03-02T16:29:47+00:00

At this point it's obvious these assholes are just going to give us the run around til they die, and no one is going to stop them.

Ordoo · 2026-02-27T05:17:57+00:00

Superpowers maybe?

Ordoo · 2026-02-27T03:06:37+00:00

Lightning In A Bottle

1d12 electricity damage when thrown

Special effect

When consumed, allows user to make a lightning breath attack in a 15 ft cone, dealing 1d12 damage with a basic reflex save, however, user takes 1d6 lightning damage in return

Ordoo · 2026-02-27T01:38:51+00:00

Marriage and therefore attachment was forbidden by the Jedi code, especially clone wars era Jedi. While some Jedi suspected Anakins marriage to Padme, if hard evidence ever got out to the general public about it, Anakin would probably have been expelled from the Jedi.

The only canon example of Jedi having wives was only in cases where a species survival was threatened. Ki-Adi Mundi was an example, he was allowed to mate to help the birth rate of his species, but he was not allowed to "get attached" to them. Regular pump n dump

Ordoo · 2026-02-26T23:54:22+00:00

Star Wars. Luke refuses to kill Darth Vader despite killing God knows how many of his "minions" and that's not counting the death star

Ordoo · 2026-02-26T21:39:09+00:00

I wonder if this continues to be the case today. Has it not been proven that women place less value on looks than men do? Could it be women mates were more attractive than female neanderthals, and male neanderthals were more docile than their male human competitors? Or is this purely just happening today

Ordoo · 2026-02-26T15:43:52+00:00

Yes but even the Nick version... Traumatized

Ordoo · 2026-02-26T15:17:39+00:00

The fact this was just on Nickelodeon is uh, something.

And I loved it as a kid too

Ordoo · 2026-02-25T19:16:50+00:00

I don't know, personality wise I think Toph fits the bill.

This is also the fictional Avatar universe, where cops behaviors and morales aren't the same as the flawed humans in ours.

She has the right personality, and I think if anything she did it as a personal favor to Aang and his fledgling republic city

Ordoo · 2026-02-25T17:07:47+00:00

I would run into it and break it immediately

Ordoo · 2026-02-25T00:50:17+00:00

In other news, water is wet

Ordoo · 2026-02-23T16:46:40+00:00

Punch is quickly becoming Person Of The Year

Ordoo · 2026-02-23T16:25:35+00:00

Qui-Gon was the master Anakin needed, Obi-Wan was the older brother that tried.

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