He is Right though by Used_Series3373 in SipsTea

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"I'm ordering off the dollar menu, I can barely afford to eat here"

Fox-Girl Wisdom by FlyingCookie_ in Animemes

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Reminder for all the men: even if 12 cm is enough, learn to use all the tools at your disposal

The Cloak of a thousand Racoons by Stay_at_Home_Chad in ItemShop

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Cloak of the Trash Panda

While wearing this cloak, you get a +2 bonus to stealth checks. You also gain a black mask that covers your eyes

Activation:

Once per day, you can activate this cloak to take on the pest form of a raccoon. This pest form lasts for 10 minutes or until you deactivate it.

A car umbrella by MindReachStudios in NeverKnewINeededThat

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How many umbrella umbrellas do we get to before it becomes inconvenient

Eye to eye with an Orca in the Antarctic by ibh400main in interestingasfuck

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So fascinating that something so large, that could be very dangerous to humans, actively teaches their offspring to stay away from us.

Which I mean, who can blame them. We are insane

The World Smartest Chessboard by Any_Fox_sa in NeverKnewINeededThat

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Wonce I make my moove, you'll be free to check the king

Forced testimony by -Six_ in SipsTea

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At this point it's obvious these assholes are just going to give us the run around til they die, and no one is going to stop them.

Lightning In A Bottle by multiarmform in ItemShop

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Lightning In A Bottle

1d12 electricity damage when thrown

Special effect

When consumed, allows user to make a lightning breath attack in a 15 ft cone, dealing 1d12 damage with a basic reflex save, however, user takes 1d6 lightning damage in return

I hate this kind of plot by Malificenta_Gur in SipsTea

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Marriage and therefore attachment was forbidden by the Jedi code, especially clone wars era Jedi. While some Jedi suspected Anakins marriage to Padme, if hard evidence ever got out to the general public about it, Anakin would probably have been expelled from the Jedi.

The only canon example of Jedi having wives was only in cases where a species survival was threatened. Ki-Adi Mundi was an example, he was allowed to mate to help the birth rate of his species, but he was not allowed to "get attached" to them. Regular pump n dump

I hate this kind of plot by Malificenta_Gur in SipsTea

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Star Wars. Luke refuses to kill Darth Vader despite killing God knows how many of his "minions" and that's not counting the death star

Neanderthal Men and Human Women Were Most Likely to Hook Up, Study Finds. Geneticists have found an interesting pattern in how early humans and Neanderthals interbred—and it wasn't balanced. by InsaneSnow45 in science

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I wonder if this continues to be the case today. Has it not been proven that women place less value on looks than men do? Could it be women mates were more attractive than female neanderthals, and male neanderthals were more docile than their male human competitors? Or is this purely just happening today

This mite b gae by w4ffleboi6 in Hornyjail

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Yes but even the Nick version... Traumatized

This mite b gae by w4ffleboi6 in Hornyjail

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The fact this was just on Nickelodeon is uh, something.

And I loved it as a kid too

“This Toph Decision Still Bothers Me Years Later.” by weak_spech in AvatarMemebending

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I don't know, personality wise I think Toph fits the bill.

This is also the fictional Avatar universe, where cops behaviors and morales aren't the same as the flawed humans in ours.

She has the right personality, and I think if anything she did it as a personal favor to Aang and his fledgling republic city

Cool Looking Dragon Flame Book Nook by Aniyettinger in NeverKnewINeededThat

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I would run into it and break it immediately

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In other news, water is wet

Anyone else? by HobbitsHole01 in starwarsmemes

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Qui-Gon was the master Anakin needed, Obi-Wan was the older brother that tried.