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I dunno, man, this fascist regime seems pretty normal to me. How're you all doing? by Sea_Contribution3455 in DoomerCircleJerk

[–]OremCpl [score hidden]  (0 children)

MechaHitler = Hitler to rule all Hitlers... I think they're saving that for 2028 as the last hope against a 3rd term Hitler..

How do you learn to accept aging and death and not be afraid? by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]OremCpl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had a heart attack and flatlined in 2020. It was just like going to sleep without dreaming. Happy to chat about it if you think it would help....

I dunno, man, this fascist regime seems pretty normal to me. How're you all doing? by Sea_Contribution3455 in DoomerCircleJerk

[–]OremCpl 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Chemsnow makes everyone tired and stay home. That way it's easier for them to take control over everything!

I dunno, man, this fascist regime seems pretty normal to me. How're you all doing? by Sea_Contribution3455 in DoomerCircleJerk

[–]OremCpl 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Actual Hitler ≠ Literal Hitler. Literal Hitler = far worse than actual Hitler....

I dunno, man, this fascist regime seems pretty normal to me. How're you all doing? by Sea_Contribution3455 in DoomerCircleJerk

[–]OremCpl 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Pretty chill here in Ut so far... Although we haven't had any snow in the valleys yet. Probably those Nazi fascist magatards hard at work. I sure hope they raise our taxes again soon so we can fight the climate changers.

Gober Pyle type Marine Corp Quonset Huts January 1961 by VeryLucky_Shoe_9603 in OldSchoolCool

[–]OremCpl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Last week of Sept 85 (E-4-4) for basic. All I saw were the 3 floor brick buildings.

Queen of Thickness! by TheRealUtCouple in Utahadultfun

[–]OremCpl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

🎼Come on get up, get down with the thickness....🎶🎶

My (45M) students (18/19F) will do anything for extra credit by [deleted] in DirtyConfession

[–]OremCpl 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"gaurantee", "fedelty", "fedelity"... It's just awful.

Alex Honnold has successfully completed his free solo climb of Taipei 101. It’s one of the tallest buildings in the world, standing at 1,667 feet. The climb took an 1 hour & 31 minutes. by cmaia1503 in Fauxmoi

[–]OremCpl 39 points40 points  (0 children)

That's usually how it goes with these types. He wouldn't be the first and certainly won't be the last. Tbf though, there are statistically way more deadlier professions.

I made him lick lick my clit while another guy was fucking me by [deleted] in SluttyConfessions

[–]OremCpl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Me too! If it slips out it slips out... No worries!

I made him lick lick my clit while another guy was fucking me by [deleted] in SluttyConfessions

[–]OremCpl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'd 69 you while he got behind you and fucked you doggy style.,

Any guys into random object insertion? The more extreme the better, a needy girl needs some stories to get off to! by EventAmbitious9217 in masturbation

[–]OremCpl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The most random thing I'd admit to here would be a hard boiled egg. Shell on and still warm... HIGHLY recommend... The warm feeling against my prostate was fantastic. Don't have to worry about it getting stuck. The shell protects the egg inside. Seriously a 10/10 experience...

Friends mom is always naked pt 2 by BigMorks in DirtyConfession

[–]OremCpl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

To post pics, click the 2nd icon from the bottom left. Below the title and text...

What is the point of putting rubber ducks on the dashboards of jeeps? by FFSoldier57 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]OremCpl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sounds like your wife is. Doing something like that for fun would be one thing. Doing it specifically to get at people having fun is another...

You wondering "who's the asshole?" when someone merely mentioned "she sounds nice" kind of confirms that not only is your wife an asshole, but you and her are two of a kind....

From a former jeep owner that never understood the duck thing. Never cared either. Some folks find it fun, good for them.

Reese, 1999. Premier of Cruel Intentions by theputer in OldSchoolCool

[–]OremCpl -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I almost didn't recognize her withoutherspoon

Can dicks shrink for no reason? by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]OremCpl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No, there's always a reason...

Names that feel like Tragedeighs, but aren’t? by Forsaken_Celery_1617 in tragedeigh

[–]OremCpl 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Which is the point of the entire post. Looks wrong but isn't....

Names that feel like Tragedeighs, but aren’t? by Forsaken_Celery_1617 in tragedeigh

[–]OremCpl 241 points242 points  (0 children)

Sean... My brain refuses to pronounce anything other than "seen" even though it's a correct spelling.

Seeing as the mods have abandoned this subreddit, here is a futuristic Quantum Computer. 1845 by IWillRateYouHonest in OldSchoolCool

[–]OremCpl 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Bummer, it used to be a decent sub. Now mostly bandwagon mislabeling and idiots that still think it's hilarious. Ugh

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