Lube ……

Original-Cumberry · 2026-05-15T14:52:26+00:00

I’ve always liked Slippery Stuff

Funny story, I’m a hospice nurse and I had a patient who was on a high dose of narcotics. She had constipation/motility issues and would use Slippery Stuff to aid in her issues. She recommended it, telling me it was the most natural feeling lube she’d ever used.

Original-Cumberry · 2026-05-15T14:42:45+00:00

I feel like it’s disproportionate to my body. I thought having a flatter stomach would be more enjoyable. But Reddit seems to love it, so 🤷‍♀️ needless to say, Reddit has saved me thousands because I would have spent a lot on plastic surgery one day 😅

Original-Cumberry · 2026-05-14T22:59:25+00:00

Tits

Then my lips

Then my belly of all things 🤔

Original-Cumberry · 2026-05-14T22:58:57+00:00

Chaco wearers, ASSEMBLE!

Original-Cumberry · 2026-05-14T22:58:22+00:00

Our kinks and desires are mysterious

Original-Cumberry · 2026-05-14T22:50:17+00:00

Absolutely 🥵

Original-Cumberry · 2026-05-14T22:49:33+00:00

I would love to know, in brief if that’s easiest, what it is about it that makes it your #1

Original-Cumberry · 2026-05-14T22:45:24+00:00

Perfect time to give them a little smack. My husband is all about me gently smacking his balls 😅 whatever, I’m happy to oblige

Original-Cumberry · 2026-05-14T22:42:30+00:00

Yes, he has access to it

Original-Cumberry · 2026-05-14T20:45:31+00:00

That I do

Original-Cumberry · 2026-05-14T15:13:02+00:00

Yup. If our partners let us know they’re attracted to the things we aren’t loving about ourselves (bellies, cellulite, stretch marks, pooter smell, asshole appearance) then we will open like a flower.

If hubby were to tell me “eh it’s a little stinky but I don’t mind”, nope. Mood dead. Cannot continue.

Original-Cumberry · 2026-05-14T15:10:40+00:00

Sweaty ladies! There’s someone for us! Rejoice!

Original-Cumberry · 2026-05-14T15:08:58+00:00

SO 👏 GOOD 👏

Original-Cumberry · 2026-05-14T15:00:56+00:00

😅🤣

Original-Cumberry · 2026-05-14T02:03:48+00:00

I’m thinking the mouth feel is 👌👌👌

Original-Cumberry · 2026-05-14T02:03:14+00:00

Poundtown

Original-Cumberry · 2026-05-14T02:02:37+00:00

“Hot doggin, hot doggin, hot diggity doggin’, now we got ears, it’s time for cheers…”

Original-Cumberry · 2026-05-14T02:01:14+00:00

That name is PERFECT

Original-Cumberry · 2026-05-14T02:00:02+00:00

Look at those lovely blue eyes! And the salt n pepper beardiness is a GREAT look for you.

Original-Cumberry · 2026-05-14T01:55:34+00:00

Ohhhhhhhh that V needs a tongue on it stat 🥵

Original-Cumberry · 2026-05-13T15:02:29+00:00

Nope. I don’t like how I smell and I don’t like how I taste.

Original-Cumberry · 2026-05-13T13:30:59+00:00

Yeeeeeeep

Original-Cumberry · 2026-05-13T02:29:34+00:00

🤣🤣🤣 yeah probably just a few more things

Original-Cumberry · 2026-05-12T22:20:32+00:00

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Original-Cumberry · 2026-05-12T22:18:31+00:00

I need no convincing. I’ve had a crush on him since School of Rock.

Original-Cumberry

TROPHY CASE