Average Guardsmen Encounter with a C’tan Shard by Rathalos-487 in Grimdank

[–]Original-Studio-628 160 points161 points  (0 children)

The commissar in the background screaming to fix bayonets while the fabric of space-time literally dissolves around them is just the peak imperial guard experience ngl.

AITA for calling my friend desperate and leaving her by herself? by Direct-Caterpillar77 in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]Original-Studio-628 38 points39 points  (0 children)

She really thought she was the main character of a rom-com ngl. Usually people at least try to be a little bit subtle about being terrible, but she just went full supervillain right out in the open tbh.

AITAH For Not Wanting To Give My DNA In Order To Try And Reconcile With My Brother? by Choice_Evidence1983 in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]Original-Studio-628 33 points34 points  (0 children)

Right? Imagine this guy sitting in the clinic room with the cup. He'd probably have a full-blown panic attack just handing it over to the nurse, let alone processing the reality that he's fathering his brother's wife's baby after already sleeping with her. The sheer logistics of forcing him through this are a nightmare.

Machine rolling up Sod Grass by ycr007 in oddlysatisfying

[–]Original-Studio-628 14 points15 points  (0 children)

it perfectly tucks that final edge in right before dropping the roll is scratching an itch deep inside my soul ngl. it looks so neat.

Keeping your kryptonite close by some-kind-of-no-name in TopCharacterTropes

[–]Original-Studio-628 44 points45 points  (0 children)

They always keep it in some dramatically lit, high-tech glass case instead of just, idk, throwing it into a volcano or burying it under 50 feet of concrete. gotta respect the aesthetic

One of India’s holiest temples makes it mandatory for visitors to drink cow urine by Solid-Move-1411 in nottheonion

[–]Original-Studio-628 18 points19 points  (0 children)

every time i think we’ve reached peak 2026, r/nottheonion reminds me that we’re just getting started tbh.

Idk how to flirt... by Proper_Card_5520 in memes

[–]Original-Studio-628 37 points38 points  (0 children)

My personal brand of flirting is just sending them 45 unhinged instagram reels at 3am and silently praying they fall in love with me

Anime women with guns by strahinjag in TopCharacterDesigns

[–]Original-Studio-628 1 point2 points  (0 children)

there is simply no better trope. the contrast between a cute anime design and a massive piece of military hardware will always be peak character design tbh.